Do you ever go to the cinema with your mom? Does it embarrass you?

Do you ever go to the cinema with your mom? Does it embarrass you?

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Never. It should be a privilege to even have a mother in this world.

RIP in peace to those who lost theirs ;_;

Is Avluv your mom? Because her sons looks like edgelords that would browse here.

Fran Dreshcer looking good.

only when she insists she puts the child reins on

im 43 for fucks sake mom

It's a privlege to have parents who like the same things you do. If you have one in life, do as much as you can with them or you may regret it when they can't anymore.

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She looks so much better without makeup

The last film I saw in theaters with my Mom was, The Passion of The Christ.

My mom cries and stamps her feet if I don't put the child reins on and let her steer me.

War of the worlds here

The most recent time I went to the cinema with her was to see Godzilla (2014). That was also the first time in like three years.

Yes! And I would take my nan if there was anything she'd be interested in

You think they jack off to her videos ?

Took my mum to watch Donnie Darko, she offered the indy hipsters mint humbugs, bless her

Yeah, I take mine sometimes to see normie flicks like the martian or something, she likes it and I don't really give a fuck if some one judges me so why not

there's so many better looking porn sluts
why would they
she's trash

What are some Veronica Avluv definitive scenes?

Preferably with BBCs

>woman takes her top off
>my mom says whether she likes the breasts or not out loud
mom why do you do this you're not even gay

Depends on how filthy you like it. Avluv goes filthier than basically every other mainstream girl and lets Rocco piss in her mouth and stuff.

What happened to the user whose mom was an actual pornstar? Kayla Synz I think. lol that thread destroyed my sides

Spider-man 3 here. She was shocked at Peter's little dance routine, when he left the store in a klan robe.

Jesus.

She probably kissed her sons after she came home from filming that scene.

Ive never done anything with my mom ... ever.
I'm beginning to suspect she doesnt like me.

I love these threads. Never went to the movies with my mom though.

Yea I do its fun

Shitposting while talking to Kayden Kross who's sitting on their couch, as Manuel destroys his mom in the adjacent room.

>mom, why does your breath smell like chlorine?

>me on the left

They kind of look like cucks.

>Kayla Synz
Tell me more. I fapped to her alot when I was 14

Am I attracted to MILFS because I have Mommy issues?

Link to archive?

Imagine getting your dick sucked casually while hanging out with industry girls at your house

>What happened to the user whose mom was an actual pornstar?

He died

I feel ashamed for recognizing that

reminder, this woman did a gangbang on the day her husband died. And went back to work 2 weeks after the funeral. No wonder her kids hate her,

is she the porn Eva Green? Not that Eva needs a porn double...

Can't find it. Some other user must have a link to it somewhere

Literally everyone in that pic has jackedoff to her porn vids...

They hate her?

besides her stepdaughter I can't find any of them on Facebook

I think her oldest changed his name, so that he can't be linked to her. There was a thread about this on freeones

tbqh mang, that makes me want to fap to her...and lately only BlackGal Jav can make me cum...

Do you know whats the exact scene of that gangbang by any chance ?

The mall, dinner, and the movies in the next town over are literally the only places my mom and I can afford to go on dates. We can't do any of the stuff we want in public here where we live.

What the fuck why is that cat so ugly and pissed off?

Whoa, wait, who is the blonde chick?

Space Jam for me.

it's a dinosaur you dumb fuck

Stepdaughter

FB is mercedescurran

Me and my Asian stepmom do everything together.

I randomly went to the cinema with my friend's sister one time. I saw her in the street, she was with some of her friends and she invited me. We sat next to each other and she rubbed my leg a few times (she's one of those touchy feely girls). Towards the end of the film she asked me if I wanted to go for a drink with her, I said yes but I can't stay out late cos I had work the next day.

End of the story is that we ended up back at her place and I fucked the shit out her and was 2 hours late for work, and we have never spoken about it since.

why is ethan hawke so based?

I love when shit like this happens to me. It's like one of God's little presents. Same thing kind of happened to me except with a co-worker. We still never talk.

She's hot and reminds me of one of my exes.

Give me my Criterion discs back Jill you slut.

how could any girl fall in love with this ugly ass frog? I don't understand

Just be confident bro

Yeah. I still see her occasionally and there's no awkwardness, we just both know that it was a one-off.

Foot long and thick dick, knows how to fuck, not a manlet, has fame and money. If you even have two of those things you can be a prime piece of man meat.

>me on the right

He's a total bro. Incredible charisma.

Sauce me up familia

>my husband's daughter

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Is that how fedora tippers are born? Their mom gets boned by a black dude on film and the Universe shits them out? Like how Sheev and Plagueis jerked off their midichlorians together and it created Anakin?

Dick Bush if you're here I just want to say that while I was fine with Jordi I do feel you guys have really gone too far this time

>those two guys are probably older than Jordi now
That's the most awkward thing, I think. It's one thing to know your mom is getting railed for a living, but knowing your mom is getting railed by kids younger than you must be on another level.

sauce?

...

>start googling to find more awkward Avluv
>accidentally find their phone number
uhm

SAUCE

My mom cant go to cinema because she gets panick attacks

>gloves and fedorah
>mom becomes a porn star
It all fucking makes sense now...

She does the same thing when she sees my BBC. Shoving it down her throat usually calms her down.

the girl with black shirt looks extremely pretty.

>Top left guy's hand
A L P H A
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Jesus, he probably fucked Veronica and her stepdaughter every night while the boys watch.

My mom loves BBC too. Her favorites are Blackadder, Bottom and Keeping Up Appearances.

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Really makes you think.

fake tits or pregnant?

because holy fuck she looks fine

I saw BvS. She told me we should have watched Kung Fu Panda 4 instead after the movie.

>that preggo body

God, nothing else like it. Nothing better.

>Like how Sheev and Plagueis jerked off their midichlorians together and it created Anakin?

Is that canon now?

>They're so big!!

what did he mean by this?

This nigger knows. Pregnant pussy is legit the best pussy. If I was a billionaire oil sheik I would have a harem of always pregnant bitches.

Might as well keep it in the family!

The last one for me and my mom was Gone Girl.

I usually go with my brother and my mom. Do people really get triggered at seeing family members hanging out?

For me it was The Neon Demon which she wanted to see.

she loved it

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When I was still a minor she would take me to R rated movies like 300 and would cover my eyes. I didn't give a fuck since I was there for the violence and had porn at home.

>When I was still a minor

what's the first scene she did after funeral?

MY mum had a panic attack during Spiderman 3 where Venom screamed at the camera. Did you know that cinemas have medics? I do.

he last film we saw together before she died was Coraline.

...

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>captcha features a sign that says "St. Jordi"
poetry

>tfw whenever I go to pubs and bars MILFS naturally gravitate towards me

I should really take advantage of this unexplainable superpower

I haven't been to the cinema with my mom since Toy Story but I did grow up watching horror movies with her.
Whenever she was watching a late night movie I would cuddle up with her and watch some horror kino like The Shining , The omen, It , The Exorcist etc.
She always told me to go to bed but I would always refuse and she always gave up in the end.
My mom is pretty great.

it's called being under 30 and not completely repulsive/fat

abuse it as much as you can

Alison Tyler.

Literal Amazon goddess.

She's got such great feet

>that Brazzers scene with her and Jordi
>that Brazzers scene with her and Bonnie
>that Brazzers scene with her and Tyler Nixon with her as the teacher
Best performer on the website and the commenters bullied her off it for about a year or two. Not sure why the commenters hate her so much.

>the commenters bullied her off it for about a year or two

what?