/brit/

Rorke edition

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Upa RA

requiem for a dream is an over rated film

stop being white

kpop desu lads

>grime
>grown up

heheh nice meme surrey wigger.

leftypol discord OUT

Just listening to some Scouse House
regards, man aged over eighteen years

FOC

gimmique idea: ____ _ _______ __ ______ _______ ____ ______

...heh you think I'd give away a gimmique that easily, not so fast chump

leftypol discord IN

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so slow

Lads how do I sign up to the milkman?

Do I have to go outside early in the morning and ask him? Don't have a clue.

stop making threads early or i'll be forced to alert the housekeeper

there is absolutely nothing wrong with guitars or guitar music

alri matty mate hows it going
janny really busted those bollocks good and proper last time didnt he

anime

might watch a nice grown-up film about accounting or national infrastructure later

fuck off matt

chuck empty milk bottles at him he'll get the message

back to discord

unironically yes

used to work at a paki owned business for a few months when i came out of school. without exception all of them hated gays, jews, blacks, chinese (probably whites too when i wasn't there), one of them even tried to convince me that htiler was a good lad

leftypol discord SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT

>42% CON - 39% LAB

been busy on the campaign trail recently ludwig?

You have to write a big white "M" on your door with chalk or something.

>there is absolutely nothing wrong with guitars or guitar music

why is it "aMEN"
this god bloke seems a bit sexist

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CHOON

true

means literally nothing

back to britpol

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Nah I mean self-harming to psyche myself into it but I can't even do that, really I'm trying to stab myself in the heart but whenever I try I feel nauseous and weak. It's so infuriating.

*blocks your path*

Well?

SCREECHING

america is a protestant cunt desu
wogs out

>i listen to music created with virtual software instruments

sacrifice your firstborn child

*merely walks around you*

hmm think they were fighting in a civil war

getting slavery abolished?

Minding my own business.

reminder that the leftypol gimmick was started by a paddy and you are stealing gimMICK

just said "what are you doing about gun crime?" out loud haha

>what was the abolitionist movement
>who was john brown

mum got some new lounges today but i dont like them
theyre made of fabric and i specifically requested leather

*runs behind you*
*punches you in the back of the head*

dont know either of these

black people honestly had better lives as slaves

most of them now live in poverty and are involved with drugs and crime

want to watch the Void but worrie it will bee to scare

>i listen to music that is actually just angry niggers shouting nigga over and over again

its not a public service its a business, just google "milk delivery (town name)," sign up with the one you like and milk will start appearing outside your door

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watching the nogg-aholic movie lads

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(i linked it for your convenience)

more gory than scary

Ok long story short, first 1 hour session was HOT.. but it went as normal.. Booked for an hour Got a killer massage and did the deed.. We said our goodbyes that was it.

Today I was feeling randy and had $$$ burning a hole in my pocket, so I thought I would book with the same lady..

WELL all started off as normal. I paid for one hour... But we clicked.. We clicked in a way I didnt click with my last GF... It was passionate... Any hangups about sex I had went out the window.. It was beautiful.. And quite profound..

In total we spent almost 4 hours together she only accepted payment for 1 hour.. we had intercourse at least another 2 times and explored each others body... punctuated by talking and getting to know each other and her telling me her real name... we talked about her being a sex worker about what it means and why she does it.. she has no intention of stopping, and strangely I think I would be ok with it.. My main concern is a john abusing/hurting her..

It was the most powerful sexual experience ive ever experienced... My intention after today is to not see another sex worker going forward.

Lastly I just want to put what ive just said into context.. Ive had a LOT of sex probably more than 90% of men.. Ive been to countless gangbangs/ and swingers parties.. and seen more than my share of sex workers too some of them have been amazing... I have learnt to separate emotions from sex.. To me its been a phisicall need unless im in a relationship then sex with a loved one means more...

Today stirred me deep down..

So if you have made it this far, im interested to see if any guys have been through what im going through and have actually dated a sex worker, where did it go right and where did it go wrong? Any advice would be appreciated as im feeling a bit overwhelmed.. Thanks.. Mat.

offfffffFFFFFURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKK lads its 2am HAHA
my interview went really well btw thanks for asking i think its in the bag desu

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yanks in /brit/ are so rorke

body horror upsets me
especially with all the insects here

what was the interview for

>Yes, of course I listen to music with guitars in! Whencesoever else might one's ears be stimulated with childish twangings?

terrible series of posts

leftypol

love sleeping
hate reality
simple as

we're the rorke-est people on the planet

t. 62%

lads I got drunk last night and went into the street and started shouting and screaming because I thought my friends had died because of a war and that England was being invaded. I mean I was screaming at the top of lungs for people to come and fight. Beyond that I have very little memory of what happened. What the fuck happened to me, has anyone else ever had something like that happen?

more like 43% in 2017

edward samuel miliband

no because im not an alcohol drinking degenerate

david miliband > ed miliband

need a pint. love pints

Would beat any of you in a fight.

yanks, how do i say 'bukowski'? boo-cow-ski?

Okay I finally left the discord. /leftypol/ leaked discord chat screenshots are coming. You'll be shocked by the sheer extent of it.

do people honestly get mental like this when they drink?
I've felt nutty but never out of control or a different person

good lad. I'd listen to the latest 67 with you

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

>i'm a grown-up therefore listen to grime

buh cow ski

I never get anything like that. Getting drunk just makes me feel tired.

i once found a joke written on the fridge the morning after a drunk night out and thought whoever wrote it had exactly my sense of humour, then my housemate told me i wrote it while drunk.

dying happy is the ultimate victory

3rd wank of the day

buh kov ski

I believe you, user. Don't listen to the naysayers

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anime

hate is the law

ooh

choa desu lads

>Grime is for children. Nothing expresses my emotional trauma like music featuring guitars!

why are continentals so swarthy?

business idea: go outside

glad that the leftypol discord crowd is starting to thin out now that they have been rumbled

jog on matty you fucking embarrassment