Do you remember the first time you came? Sadly i cant

Do you remember the first time you came? Sadly i cant.

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Use to borrow the lingerie section from magazine for local supermarket and fap off in the toilet. Earliest I remember. And the first time it took me to cum was just the longest.

what i really meant was when did you stop shooting blanks and made cummies for the first time

I was in first grade and reading book in pic related. Literally humped the hardwood floor until I came while staring at those tits. No semen, but it felt good.

No dog treats?

Was 11 years old. Reading Harry Potter and playing with my dick. I didn't really know how to masturbate. Eventually I came onto my SpongeBob pajamas.

Yup. I was really horny and had never masturbated. I had watched porn before so I knew the basics of sex but not masterbation and the family German Shepherd was right there. So I did what any sane person would do. I really screwed the pooch on that one.

masturbating to some half naked chicks in an issue of rolling stone

damn chelsea used to be hot

I was twelve.
I had been watching cinemax softcore porn for weeks, and after talking to some friends, was pretty sure I knew what to do to masturbate. I went into the shower, lubed up my cock with conditioner, and jerked off, fantasizing about one of the huge-titted girls from the shit I'd watched last night.
I had to bite the towel that I'd hung up to stop from screaming. I came HARD. My knees almost went out, and when I was done, my cock and balls were aching for hours.

I was a little disappointed it wasn't that good when I did it again the next day. Turns out I have to hold off for a month or two (while arousing myself constantly) to get that kind of reaction.

yea i blew such a huge load i legit fainted and woke up on the bathroom floor a few hours later covered in jizz

>hours

i was 14 laying in bed wondering why i cant cum yet so i humped a teddy bear and jizzed didnt feel like much but it was pure white so i tasted abit and went to bed feeling like a man

I remember it well

>Scout camp
>In full uniform, my 4 inch pecker pounding my tent buddy
>He's trembling and drycumming
>I explode inside him, get emotional

I was 11 and in my bathroom thinking about a teachers assistant who was like 23 and taught Spanish classes Ms. Diaz ... jesus she was hot as hell!

Humped a pillow

Yep. I was 13 at the time. Had an old itouch and found porn sites that can play videos on it. Just kept clicking on anything that looked hot and practiced stroking. Eventually I got a technique down while watching a random video and suddenly felt myself cumming. Came all over my shirt and some landed on my face. Thank god it was 1am.

>discover pr0n
>precum but no success
>several days later
>how does this work
>pump the shaft a few times
>holy fuck
>great success
>jizz in every direction
>almost pass out
>fap six times a day for months (conservative estimate)

I tried to replicate a vag with my hands, didn't really work well.
then just did the standard grip, started fapping,
I just thought I really needed to piss so I ran to the toillet.
was around 11 or 12 years old, i think

Before I found porn, i fapped to the dictionary definition of "sex"

it was into a sandwhich bag and i was confused

omg i read that

fucking robert asprin dam that is nostalgic

>be in hospital for bad pneumonia
>be trippy from oxygen mask
>nurse kinda hawt
>randomly jingle jangle my dangle
>whoa what just happened.jpg

Was using a weed wacker as a 10 year old. Was resting the end on my torso. The vibrations felt nice. Moved it to find a more comfortable position and noticed it felt nice closer to my crotch. After a while I was straight up humping the damn thing. Jizzed in my pants. Freaked out and finished yard work. Went in for shower. Tried cleaning off penis but got turned on by rubbing it too much. Jizzed again in tub.

Probably explains why I love yard work and masturbating in the shower as an adult.

I know I masturbated before this but the first I really remember is in secondary school in history class next to a girl I liked, while sitting next to a radiator and I fell asleep afterwards because I was in the middle of the class and it was where the radiators were.

The next I remember was recording weird euro star stuff on VHS with lolo ferarri at home, when she was still alive (I think), good times, still got the video somewhere in boxes in boxes, probably shit now but it was amazing way back when.

Kek

I was 12 and experimented sexually with myself and i was bi-curious.
I wanted my 6th grade to slam me hard in my ass hole.
Got some tp and tried to shove it up my ass to reach my g spot of what i was feeling.
None of it went through but still had a hard on went to go take a shower and came felt great but i was confused on what happened

>Got some tp and tried to shove it up my ass

What

>Sup Forums me
>6th grade fatty nerd
>girls started to get curvy
>ohmy.jpg
>Friend Julie suddenly very busty but still tomboy
>Hang out all the time, watch movie, play fight
>wrestling on couch like we had before
>Holy shit, they're in my hands
>diamonds
>"Um, user, do you have a pen in your pocket?"
>oh fuck
>Too beta to make a move, finish hanging out, she leaves
>That night in bed, remember her firm tits
>Little user comes to attention
>Rub my little buddy, feels good man, but then like something is wrong
>Conservative family, no clue about whacking off, never discussed sex
>do it again, get to edge and stop as it's too much
>go to bathroom
>Start stroking more, not stopping now
>HOLY FUCK
>mind is blown
>white stuff dripping out of dick, freak out as it takes me a minute to figure out what I just did
>Clean up, go to bed
>Try again in morning, it's fucking awesome

And like that I was like most boys, rubbing one out a often as humanly possible. Luckily between 8-9th grade I grew 6 inches, discovered weights and joined the football team. Balls deep in cheeleader slit by homecoming.

>in 8th grade
>the guys are joking about jacking off
>am barely able to navigate the conversation without being made fun of
>get home
>go on google and search "porn"
>find some stuff
>start jacking off, cut, no lube
>nothing
>find some more stuff
>get a funny feeling
>dick gets super hard all the sudden
>cum, felt great

i'm a dude but showerhead
i think i was 8 or 9 i would take shower baths. warm water beamed perfectly on the tip of my dick. just moved it up and down just a little bit. and would cum hard... minus any cum for awhile. when i first started cumming it was easy cleanup... did that everyday until my family changed the showerhead... could never find a right setting right pressure or stream. been using rigthy ever since. but that showerhead was the best feeling i've ever had to this day

In the bathroom, fapping to a porno I found in the closet. I think I was around 13-14

although, I was already trying to fap before that. My friends at the time were older than me and told me how great it felt, So I wanted to try.

We used to have group masturbation sessions where we would try and jack off to some old porno VCR tapes I had also found in the closets. I would just sit there and watch the videos because at the time I didn't feel anything when I tried to fap. But, hell, they had fun.

I was a weird kid.

I was 7 years old and i was curious what the big deal about it was as i had heard my older brother wasted time on that shit... little did i know i later discovered the meaning of life

Dont judge me i was 12 and horny alright?

what the fuck dude

Jacked off to Asia carrera and Anna Malle. Just looked up Anna and found out she died in 2006, rip.

You know there are people worse than me right?

Oh definitely. I just singled you out because I noticed you, user.

most accurate pic on the net

looks like you got a fan, Tissue man

How about you two meet and fuck.

I was playing with my dick while playing NFS on ds then nutted straight up

>be me
>5th grade, fat and undiagnosed aspy
>friends always talked about jerking off but I didn't know how to do it beyond touching my dick a lot
>was in the bathroom one day taking a shit
>had a thought about how if you make circle with your fingers and put another finger through the hole, it looks like sex
INB4 I'm aware I'm retarded
>still taking a shit and wondering how I could have sex without a lady
>get sudden boner
>look at penis while making sex fingers
>realize it would be funny if I replaced the single finger with my penis
>start rubbing my dick with just my 2 fingers
>basically start jerking off
>starts to feel weird but in a good way
>keep going until I cum
>couldn't understand what jizz was
>thought I had cancer and was going to die
>dick kinda hurt from coming for the 1st time
>didn't want to do it again because of the pain
>tried it again an hour later
>continued to jerk off that way for about 2 or 3 years

jerking off on omegle

>12 I think
>Touch wee wee
>Feels good
>No private place to do it more
>My weekend to go to dad's place
>he has a big bath tub
>get in bath tub
>Excited. Gon feel gud
>Need lube
>Herbal Essence Shampoo. Bingo
>Use shampoo
>Feels amazing
>Drips away too fast
>Use more
>omg yes
>So good
>Rub it out like crazy
>Cum so hard it almost hurts
>Used half a bottle of herbal essence
>Smell like flowers
>Dry off and smell like a dandelion
>Dick starts hurting
>See what matter?
>Dick rubbed so hard it is peeling
>Entire dick peeling
>Owwies
>Want to feel it again
>Take bath next day
>Use Herbal Essence again
>Stings so bad I am crying
>Masterbating
>Smell like flowers
>Dad walks in
>Sees me crying while I masterbate
>Never says anything about it
>I still boner when I smell Herbal Essence
>Still cringe when I smell Herbal Essence
>I am ruined for Herbal Essence
>Herbal Essence

Buy me dinner first, user. I'm not that easy. Faggot.

Which NFS tho

>Be 12
>Be 2007
>Hadn't discovered porn yet
>Playing Halo 3
>Cortana looked realistic as shit for that time
>Dick got real hard from seeing her
>Start squeezing my dick
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Find out stroking is even better
>Feelsrealgoodman.jpg
>Coming up on my first nut
>I felt a combination of excitement and pain in my dick
>It was a feeling of pure euphoria
>Cum buckets
>9 fucking pumps
Now I'm a borderline porn addict with mediocre nuts
First nut is the best nut

Me and you have almost an identical story, I hope we find each other one day.

Used to watxh porn never knew how to fap start pulling on head of penis till it hurt thought wow it hurts how do ppl like this 2 weeks later in bath and get empty moutwash bottle put penis inside push on bottle for succ came in 2 tugs (last time i ever enjoyed fapping)

gay

Fuck yeah I fapped at my best friends house. Nothing gay but it happened.

"banned" Axe commercial where a girls nipples got hard. I can't believe I could fucking get off to just nipples getting hard.

The first time I came I as 16 and sheltered af. It was to a bondage video. Ever since I have never been able to get off to anything but bdsm.

>be dumbass
>forget how old I was at the time
>watching open season not long after it came out
>think qt ginger girl is sweet and all girls are sweet
>imagine becoming boog or whatever the fuck his name is and being taken care of by ginger lady
>take out dvd to watch my then waifu
>imagining waifu gives me a pocket pencil
>wtf I have a pocket pencil
>stare at disc for a minute
>stare a pocket pencil
>stare at disc
>pocket pencil
>disc
>pencil
>have an idea
>squeeze pocket pencil into dvd hole
>fuck this hurts
>essentially fap using only the dvd; no hand skin touching my pencil
>pencil has germs
>fuck pencil hurts get this shit off
>take dvd off and I shoot glue from my pencil
>the fuck is next do I shit crayons or my balls become erasers?
>clean up glue and go to sleep
and that's the tale of how I scarred the shit out of my dick

the paper or the centre rod?

I tried the rod circa 13. Later I discovered a spare plunger with a hard plastic handle with balls at the end, which I could suction to a cabinet and lube up.

I'm married to a woman now, so IDK what the fuck I was thinking. We do enjoy the occasional anal play though, both of us....so. Yeah. Sexuality is weird, like wanted to be fucked up the ass and mouth but finding guy's bodies disgusting. Then I meant my wife who is the most beautiful woman I ever knew, and kinky and open as well.

Captcha: Transport Laughs

Trips of truth. I once got off thinking about a rollercoaster. Just to kmow I could.

I still don't know what gave me the idea, but I was in the shower and just decided to try jerking my dick with my Gillette body wash, took about 2 mins. It was awesome, I was 12

You are good at baiting pedos FBI.

Some pictures write their own memes.

In the 5th grade I humped a pillow while dreaming about a girl named Jess. Like you user my family never told me anything so I panicked when I came, because I thought I peed myself and when I ran to the bathroom it was all sticky in white in my boxers.

It's funny how much I DIDN'T know. I literally didn't even know how you fucked girls at the time. Like I just dreamed about rubbing jess because I didn't like really understand that girls had holes. I had no sisters.

WHAT? just the idea of being on a roller coaster? like, the feeling of having your organs floating?

while sitting downstairs watching tv with only local channels as a 13 year old. Found my way to the girls gone wild infomercials about the same time my hands found my dick and the rest is history

Just to know that anything worked while shit felt good/

How can you fuckers use shampoo and shit on yo dick. Did it once and it got in my urethra. Stings like a bitch

Sucks to be a bleeding woman.

y'all weird af find a woman fs jc

>be me
>first year high school
>Break time nearly over, head through the corridor and see two top years teasing a first year

>I bet you do dont you!. No! I dont etc
>"I bet you Milk yourself dont you!"
>WTF.com
>End of day I go home and have a bath
>Think about how you would milk something
>Imagine a Milkmaid with big tits
>Proceed to Milk myself, imagining a Milkmaid doing all the work
>Funny feeling in the balls
>Tingling sensation
>Stop for a bit, feeling goes
>Start to Milk Myself again
>Dont stop
>Cum
>Nearly pass out
>Look down and see jizz shooting out into the water
>Re-gain vision

>Do it every night for a week
>Dont fap as much now, just wish I could have that first time feeling again

>be me
>12
>thought people just watched porn like a movie or someshit for entertainment
>watch heaps of porn before I actually cum
>in bed one day
>like to apply pressure to my dick by pushing it to one side and holding for a little bit
>cum
>holyshitthatfeltgoodwhatthefuck.avi
>realise there is cum in my underpants
>Fast forward 7 years, still embarrassed at how retarded I was

>be me
>not a pedo on Sup Forums

Have a good night.

When I was 12 or 13, I went to my closet, put this comic book down on the floor and I started rubbing my dick on psylocke's crotch. I was thrusting hard then I felt a warm tingling sensation and got scared then I came. It felt so good

Femal? Or trap?

I remember

It was the summer of 2004 and I was 12 years old. I had discovered porn a little over a year before and had been touching my dick a bit, but had never tried masturbating (honestly I don't really think I knew how masturbating worked, I just knew it was supposed to make you have an orgasm). I was watching a 30 second video trailer on HugeRackClub that featured the titcow in pic related (Brandy Talore), and I thought if I wanted to know what it was like to have sex I could just squirt a bunch of hair gel in my hands and interlace my fingers and stroke my dick with 2 hands. I did that and came in like a minute then cleaned up in a panic because I was in the family computer room while everyone was in bed. I used that 2 handed hair gel technique for a long time before figuring out how to jack off without lube.

>be 12 playing powder game
>get on forums
>eventually forums lead to a website hosted by a guy into powder game
>befriend older guy through chat on the website
>talk about drugs and shit
>eventually learn about fappin from this guy
>changed my life
Can't believe it's only been 8 years since my first nut.

kekd

>either 13 or 14 don't remember what year
>either 2008 or 2009 obama was still new
>in restroom at home about to piss
>see a magazine with michelle on it with a big smile
>pick up mag and look at dick
>put my dick on michells mouth and imagine her kissing my penis
I had no standards so fuck you
>with it in hand I keep moving dick back and forth on her mouth
> fantasize going on a date with her and eventually getting her to start kissing my dick
>somehow it set me off so I accidentally blew my load to michelle

Honestly, I never jerked off until I was 16, because I was in Catholic classes, and I would hold it off by just channeling my urges into grinding on a pillow or something. One night, I was extra horny, and actually did the jerking motion for once, and was grinding a pillow at the same time, and after a few minutes, I nutted, and I felt the feeling of my back giving out and twitching, and my pillow was wet afterwards. So I grabbed a CCD book, and started praying to God and saying sorry. Promised I'd never do it again, because I hated the feeling of getting winded. Of course, I got into the habit, and would fap by wrapping a blanket around my dick and getting on my knees while looking at a picture of some girl in only a bra, or one of my female friends in a bikini, or whatever. Still jerk to this day, 3 years later. After that night, I counted all the times I jerked off, so if I ever repented, I could take it to confession, but I stopped counting after about 1,500, and eventually quit going to CCD classes, as I realized that the Catholic Church is not the true Christian religion. I am not a Christian, but I am a non-denominational deist. Man, how things have changed in 3 years.

Was playing fallout 3 when I wanted to jerk it so I did and some clear shit came out of my dick

The first time I came was actually in my friends mouth.

We had a holiday from school so my friends parents were at work. We had been sucking each other off since we were about 10 years old and I think we were now 12.

Although we sucked each other off every chance we got whenever our parents were not around, neither of us had ever cum before.

Well on this day my friend called me over early in the morning and it was already petty hot so we decided to go swimming.

Once in the water we started flashing each other our cocks and before long we were swimming around completely nude. We would take turns swimming between each others legs and this led to us sucking each others cock for a couple of seconds before coming up for air.

We did this for an hour before my friend suggested we go up to his bedroom and watch TV.

We put our bathing suits back on as we got out of the pool but as soon as we got up to my friends room he suggested we take them off so we wouldn't get his bed wet.

We both got naked and climbed into his waterbed. With the air conditioning on we both got a little cold so we covered up in his blankets.

As soon as we started watching TV my friend reached over and started playing with my dick so I reached over and started fondling his.

I could not wait to get his cock back into my mouth so I slid under the covers and started eagerly sucking him off.

My friend let me blow him for about 2 or 3 minutes before he was so horny that he wanted to suck my cock in return so he suggested we get into a 69 position and that's what we did with me laying on my back and him on top of me.

As soon as his cock was over my face I eagerly slurped it back into my mouth and went right back to sucking him off and it was only a couple seconds later that I felt his lips wrap around my cock and he started blowing me.

Yeah I remember, used to play around allot but never orgasm. Was in the bath smacking my dick to a art magazine with tits. Something was different this time and busted my first mega load. Been chasing that feel ever since.

>still jerk to this day
Who would have thought

you gay now or straight or ?

i was in the bath. i ended up losing my balance and smacking my face against the side of the tub. cut my lip a little bit. totally worth it, though.

Yep, it was to a Rebecca Linared video lmao

Sometimes, I wish I could stop, but it's whatever. At least if I do it enough, it'll hopefully make me sterile.

You jack off standing on one leg?

Dubs means I will fuck another comic book

you dont? creepy weirdo

At the time I was 12 and I was on a vacation to Vancouver, Canada to visit relatives. I did it in the shower and instantly came. It was the best thing I've ever felt.

>be me
>be 13
>have a diaper fetish
>steal goodnites from my younger siblings and wear them
>usually wet them
>always get diamond hard but I never figured out where to go next
>one day, nobody's home and i'm in the basement wearing a goodnite that I already peed in
>playing Super Nintendo
>crotch is itchy
>rub the front of the wet pullup
>woah that felt weird
>rub a bit harder
>i swear to god i busted the biggest goddamned nut of my life
>had no idea what was happening and I literally thought I was gonna die
>eventually put together the pieces and figure out what happened
>permanently stuck with a diaper fetish
>can never tell anyone about the first time i orgasmed because of how degenerative it is

I remember my first orgasm being from a wet dream about my gym teacher throwing me into a hot tub and waking up with jizz in my pants. 5th grade me thought he pissed himself.

Just smoke meth and have sex duh

>started praying to God and saying sorry.
I did this too user. Swore off of it, for like a day.
The way I started was with wrapping my sheets around my dick while I laid down.
I would consider myself a theist, but not a Christian, divinity of Christ and all that.
weird how things work out

.cont...


We both seemed to be extremely horny on this day even more than normal. I think it's because we knew his parents would not be home for hours and hours that we just felt really free knowing there was no chance of getting caught.

We sucked each other off for over an hour. Whenever either of us got tired of sucking dick we would just take a short break but would continue getting sucked off by the other person.

We just kept on sucking each other off longer and longer and whenever one of us got tired of being on top, we'd just roll over and the other person would be on top of the 69.

After an hour my jaw was getting a little sore from the constant blowjob I was giving my friend so I decided to take a little break and just gave my friends penis little kisses and licks while my friend continued sucking me off.

It was during one of these breaks that I really concentrated on the blowjob my friend was giving me and I really started to get into the pleasure he was giving me.

Every blowjob my friend ever gave me felt incredible but now that I was actually concentrating on it without having his cock in my mouth and blowing him, I really started to enjoy it even more.

It just started feeling better and better and it started feel like it was going to drive me crazy it felt so good. To calm myself down a bit I eagerly sucked my friends cock back into my mouth and started franticly sucking him off again but pleasure I was receiving from my friends mouth was mind blowing and no matter how hard I tried I could not ignore the incredible sensations flowing through my entire body.

It started feeling so fucking good my body actually began to shake a little bit as I struggled to control these incredible sensations but then suddenly I just could not take it anymore and just as I was about to reach down and pull my cock out of my friends mouth....I started to cum.

First time I came was no hands. I was just pushing to get my dick as hard as possible and suddenly i came. My balls hurt for a while.

balancing on one hand, while trying to hold my crotch closer to the running water

Yeah. Weird feeling, looking back at all the events that unfolded.

kek

>be around 11
>friend tells me about the "up and down thing"
>>stroke dick basically
>we jerk off together in the same room
of us
>we would all finish and go on with our day, mostly vidya
>found out at 12 it was called masterbating

There would be a very weird conversation considering the only reason we would meet each other is because we jerked off to cortana

went through a rough atheist phase

No. Sorry, I haven't seen your lost toy. If it shows up on my front lawn tomorrow, who should I call?