Australia is better than America, We have Christmas and New years all the girls basically wearing nothing partying getting drunk firin up the BBQ enjoying the sun with some cold brews. The best time to have Christmas and NY is during summer.
Also Aussies outlive Americans by nearly 41 months. They also have fewer deaths that result from serious health problems like heart disease and cancer. Step your game up Yank's
It's a great nation. >Nobody gives a fuck about... So your statement is false.
Also they a unlikely to die from guns. Happy New Year Australia!
Jose Richardson
lol, picking a pic of data then clicking 'i am not a robot'
life's great sometimes
Henry Campbell
Irrelevant faggot nation
Liam Russell
your entire country literally consumes nothing but american products and culture.
The only thing AU is better at is not having 40 million niggers.
Mason Allen
Happy New Year foreign friend :D
Austin Sullivan
That old comment? Does your mother suck your dick while you are being so edgy?
Easton Roberts
faggot?
We didn't coin 'yolo' and make justin beiber famous because he was 'lolmg so cute u guys'.
We threw eggs and rocks at him. Who're the faggots really?
Noah Morales
Nah. Those of us who don't live on prison islands get our dicks sucked by people outside of the family.
Lincoln Green
Im from Canada and even i dont give a fuck about Australia.
Josiah Richardson
Except Pakistan, Israel, PNG, UAE, the United States, China, Russia...
Yeah except for those guys, nobody gives a fuck about Australia.
Ethan Wilson
We like you guys, and we're weirded out by nova scotians. We play ice hockey better than Americans.
Leo Long
Emu War
Anthony Sullivan
America... the land of the nigger and jew. And a fucking muppet for president.
Easton Williams
You can say no one cares about Australia
But we still live longer on average than Americans and die of less fat related and gun related problems.
Plus who wants to have a festive season during winter, you guys take a huge loss weather you care about us or not. Fucking shit cunt Americans
Daniel Richardson
Australia is pretty fucking irrelevant on a global scale.
Why are you lying to yourself?
Connor Sullivan
You
Kayden Ross
This
Nathaniel Parker
yeah but you're 4th of july is in the middle of fucking winter
austrailia blow the FUCK OUT
Kevin Johnson
In what world is Australia better at hockey than the US, there is literally one Australian in the NHL.
Jackson Jones
You just can't help yourself, can you? America, prison and deportation site for people Britain considered unworthy of being Britain. wtf dude. learn2history
Jonathan Ramirez
The 'emu war' was a farmer that borrowed two machine guns from the army base near where he lived and he didn't know how to fucking operate it.
America is so willing to call Viet Nam a war they'll call anything a war.
Samuel Harris
4th of July is not relevant to Australians ?
but i commend the g8 b8 m8 r8 0/8
Evan Phillips
I fail to see how an America without niggers or spics is a bad thing.
Nicholas Howard
wow you racist Australian fucks
Alexander Parker
We literately don't even have the same products as America
Noah Long
You can try to warp the US into being a prison bistorically, but there's no warping needed for Australia. Plain and simple, factually a prison island. That's it! Always has been, always will be.
Hudson Morales
>largest open cut gold mine in the world >largest gold mine in the world >largest uranium ore deposits since the utah rush.
America funds it's greed with our opals and diamonds and gold, and we power china and pakistan with uranium we basically give away (free trade lol).
Cooper Ramirez
Just because you are irrelevant doesn't mean you can't be one of the top three places to live.
Ian Smith
hahahaha Ignores decades of US foreign policy Posts comments hoping no one calls him on his ignorance
Dominic Wood
Watch out for the coward's punch
Evan Peterson
Yeah id rather get shot in a mass shooting than get my favorite games banned, late, or super expensive along with disgustingly slow internet.
Also I own about a dozen guns all not registered by the fucking government.
Ryan Baker
You mean there's only one Australia in the American hockey association? You do know the NHL isn't the entirety of ice hockey.
dumb ass americans.
Gavin Jenkins
All i see is butt hurt Yankee doodles that hate the fact a prison state has better living standards
Same goes for England. They have 60million people crammed into a country that is the size of military base in Australia LOL
Ian Rivera
go back to the shire and blow frodo aussie fag
Justin Kelly
Australia, made up of Irish and UK trash convicts.
America, made up from sexually-repressed, self-harming christian puritans who didn't allow fire because fire was sinful.
dude i'm takin my chances with the ex-cons.
Joshua Allen
You don't need to say "ice" hockey, we know its played on fucking ice.
Evan Gutierrez
No warping necessary. While you were pledging allegiance to a piece of cloth and not the constitution you should have been reading your own history. Pledging allegiance to the flag rather than the constitution - wtf is that about?
Isaiah Edwards
yeah, but how many deaths by spider do you guys have?
Anthony Torres
uhh yeah you do, because everyone knows that hockey isn't only played on ice... Only a dumb ass american would think that.
Jonathan Rogers
Don't try to change the topic. In case you'd forgotten, the topic is that your country is a prison island.
Jayden Roberts
um, but the NHL is, which is what you specifically referenced.
Cameron Anderson
That's fair! Just so long as you understand it's a prison island.
Landon Brown
this
Cooper Gomez
What other hockey would we be talking about that matters?!
Logan Adams
Nice attempt at a cultural reference there dude but you fucked up big time.
Landon James
Fuck all, you probably have more deaths per state by gunfire than we do via spider bites nation wide lmao
Parker King
We've built up a resistance to spider venom, last death by spider was a child in the early 2000's
Robert Brooks
"There have been no deaths in Australia from a confirmed spider bite since 1979."
I'd rather live a mediocre life as a free man than a good life on a prison island.
Justin Evans
Are you high?
Liam Rodriguez
Oh? Sorry- how is it not an island?
Ayden Baker
Island? Merricans you so funny
Henry Martinez
>assumes ice hockey's the only hockey
John Brown
forced to pay taxes >muh freedom
Jaxon Gonzalez
>Literally the reason behind most of the things people say is bad about America America's nigger problem = America's: murder + obese + low IQ + rape + crime + poverty problems. Not to mention niggers fucken stink. > Roll Tide
Here's the better question, who gives a shit about hockey?
Jace Green
If it needs to be explained to you, then trying to educate you on something you should have learned in elementary school is a colossal waste of time
Zachary Nguyen
Not just an island- a prison island
Alexander Adams
HEY, we dont talk about that.
Chase Gray
Well it wouldn't really be fair to ask prisoners to pay taxes, not like they're making much
Aiden Perez
I'm not sure if you know this, but it hasn't been a prison island for 150 years. We have democracy and a constitituion and rights and freedom just like 90 other nations on this planet.
I can't stress this enough, You are not special because you have freedom. You did not invent it. you did not pioneer it. You are not sworn defenders from the forces of evil. You're just democratic. Get over it.
Luis Watson
What other hockey are you talking about please enlighten me.
Street hockey? Field hockey? Because i don't think many people give a shit about that.
Xavier Rodriguez
Stupid is as stupid does
Dominic Martin
kek
Nathaniel Smith
I'm sorry your shitty prison island education hasn't given you the skills to come up with an actual explanation, that's so sad :(
Parker Brown
Aussie chicks are hotter than American chicks. This is a fact.
>nice weather >beaches >still get shitfaced >doesn’t have tard as president
Count me in.
Oliver Murphy
they don't even give us three squares a day. we have to go to red rooster
Tyler Myers
Forced to get licences to drive vehicles >Freedom Forced to go to school > Shot > Freedom
#Murica
Fuck off with your freedom dipshit lmao
Christian Barnes
Pssst, mate. Don't tell 'em bout tha dreamtime.
Adrian Taylor
Nah u a prison island
Ryan Cook
No one gives a shit about hockey at all, I'd rather watch fucking badminton. Ice may be better than field, but that's like saying stepping on dry shit is preferable to wet
Chase Campbell
Who said I am Australian?
Gavin Lee
You do know there are places in America with >nice weather >beaches >still get shitfaced ?
Grayson Adams
You island prisoners would know a lot about stupid
Jack Ramirez
what am i doing? what am i doing with fatty and spotty fatty and spotty fatty and spotty fatty and spotty
Thomas Perry
shit troll
Colton Peterson
Rather get shot than live on a prison island
Noah Morris
Yep, Myrtle Beach
Nathan Diaz
Nah, Hitler was born there.
Connor Ramirez
for the sake of our yank friends, dreamtime is abo speak for unleaded gasoline.
Evan Taylor
Your low level of intelligence implies education in a prison surrounded entirely by water
Dominic Watson
If you would rather watch badminton than hockey you must be a raging queer.
Id rather watch hockey than pussy soccer or boring ass rugby any day of the week.
Hudson Howard
Then why does everyone keep answering my bullshittery? Shhhhh ;)
Kevin Turner
fkn lol'd
Jonathan Martinez
It may just be me, but boongs don't give me any shit, I get some of trying to ask me for bus money, and they don't chimp out when I tell them I'm broke and I'm only going around collect ciggie butts
Jack Harris
Also, Fl/Cali. Best places to live in the world, IMO. I've been to over 20 countries.
Australia: 125 per 1000000 in jail. US: 737 per 100000 in jail.
Grayson Nelson
Hey faggot I can literally go to Washington DC to the Rotunda of the National Arcives Buildings and fucking see the rights my government was created to guarantee. You have no such thing. Your rights are a fucking figment of your imagination that your government has decided is convient to allow.
You do not have the right to free speech and freedom of expression or anything we have. It can and is being taken away systematically.
Robert Smith
hey, quick show of hands, which countries in this thread have a monarch?
Landon Adams
every main city is on the coast line in Australia
you do know some Americans have to travel 8 hours to a beach