Mets RIP Edition

NYM Thor ded Mr T ded
BOS Sale vs Tanaka
SFG Bum to rehab no surgery
BKN Breaks ground on J. Robinson museum
MIA Jeb! and Jeter don't have enough cash for Marlins
PHI win sixth in a row
WAS Nats crush Rox to end 9-1 road trip

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RANGERS!

In b4 Mariners anime guy and Royals guy

>tfw offday

>royos and mest fans actually think they have any shot of getting the first overall pick next season

lmao

this thread is kind of low effort

Baltimore Orioles

Low energy. Sad!

dubs confirm the cardinals win game two of the double header

feels bad man, wana keep that momentum going

New and improved

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/arm fatigue
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat

I'll rebound for the meme arrows that would ensue

who /most accepting franchise/ here

I miss strep throat

where is that moron that actually claimed the jays would win more than 20 games

Yeah. That was the mostest memist ever

Injuns

Unfortunately r/thedonald tards will chimp out over this

It's not fucking possible to win less than 20 games in this league. You could field your best AAA squad and still win a couple dozen games

>no /mlb/ in the subject line

Mediocre

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

Mets have literally had everything go wrong and we're still only 7 games back, with 140 games left to go. seasons over tho XDDD

Yeah. My bad. I'm a retard. I have punched myself in the nuts accordingly.

Stros at Injuns where?

>everyone that disagrees with me is from r/the_donald

>It's not fucking possible to win less than 20 games in this league

we'll see

Last in the NL East. behind the Nats, haha, Marlins, hahaha, the Phillies, hahahahahaha, and, and AND, the Barves. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Very good post, teams are slightly out of order tho

astros v. indians

Phillies playing well, RollinsBro.
>respekt knucks

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Where is scribble weabo faggot????


Too embarrassed to show his sticky virgin face??????

>nipscribbles

the Jays will finish last but go on a random 6-game winning streak at some point this year to ruin some team's playoff chances

what team will it be, /spee/?

White Sox

>Dansby Swanson, Ender Inciarte, and Aaron Blair for Tommy John surgery

>dbacks
>larussa
>stewart

Again.

>mest

>nationals have scored 36 runs in the last 4 games

What the fuck?

Are the phillies for real?

Weren't they just in Colorado on a trip?

The mest fans brought this on themselves by tempting fate with their constant bullshit memes posting
>muh rotation
>*strikes you out*
>thorhighschoolpic,png
>harvey-hospital garb gives you the finger.jpg
>cepededes
>degoat
>comfyforto
>discount degrom

the basement team of the AL east ruining the playoffs for other teams in the division has been tradition for ages

good post

turner, harper and murphy have been on a hot streak and they are playing at coors field

Half of those are false flag memes retard

not 36
it's 46

Seth Beer is OUR'S

No they're not. It's autistic Mets fans posting that shit.

>It's autistic Mets fans posting that shit.

>implying this post isn't pure autism

No it literally isn't you fucking retard kill yourself

*strikes you out*

You don't have to be autistic to memorize those because they're posted 10 times a day every fucking day.

*where's your rib?*

I was referring to
>The mest fans brought this on themselves by tempting fate with their constant bullshit memes posting

turns out the mets organization might not have the rotation's best intentions in mind

I'm not talking about the mets being shit, I'm talking about /mlb/ gang bullying mest posters. Reading comprehension just isn't your thing, is it?

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

>goss
Holy shit

wait untill 10AM today? What are they even doing

Sup Forums here. r/The_Donald would like it because of based gay guys, and Civic nationalism.

Are you feeling it, Mets fans?

who /fire sale/ here?

> Sup Forums here

Nope. I come here specifically to talk baseball. I just wanted to make a correction to a misconception.

*saves your soul*

right here fampai

>that dp before the walkoff

it's a joke of an organization if i'm being honest. no other teams treat their valuable players like this.

>Howell
>Tepera
>Loup
>Smith
>Grilli
>Leone

Would even half of these guys be in the majors if they werent in the Jays bullpen?

Harvey's asshole must be stretched out like Goatse by now because the Mets have fucked him so dry for so long.

@MarcCarig: Mets knew about Syndergaard's issue. Stunning that Harvey didn't get a head's up throwing today was a possibility.

@NYPost_Mets: Syndergaard now ripping Jay Horwitz because reporters approached.

please just end us

Thanks nats user. Of course we're cool as until we post a threat :^)

I really want it to be the >rags but I doubt they have any hope of even being a WC team

I want harvey inside me

i'm really starting to become disillusioned with this team. they haven't made any efforts to correct the issues from the 2015 WS team at all, and the training staff makes minor injuries into extended DL stints.

i'm not gonna stop watching or anything, but i've stopped believing that the current management is taking this team in the right direction. which sucks, because there really is talent on the team. not keen on it being squandered

What about the whos?

ftw.usatoday.com/2016/07/chris-sale-white-sox-put-business-first-jersey

I just want Beltre to get #3000 before he demands to gtfo, but the clock's ticking on this injury

JUST-O-METER POWER RANKINGS

JUST:
>roylels
JUST FUCK:
>memeiners
JUST FUCK MY:
>jints
JUST FUCK MY SHIT:
>mest
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP:
>blow gays

That's every fanbase for you. When the team is shit, and only 2-3 regular posters are around, it's a cool fanbase who aren't bandwagoning. But the moment the Phils get good we gotta put our beer hats on, because it's time to puke on children

well it's never a good sign to be compared to the whos

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The ones that genuinely get upset about gay shit on Sup Forums probably are. The ones who troll (even if they actually hate gays it's the way they respond, in a funny manner) against gay shit aren't. The fact that they don't know this website is closet central betrays them.

This

A BIG

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RED

DOG

apple?

STRIKE

>no rags
Faggot

they're implied >just

mobile.twitter.com/metsciti/status/857728092953088000

Why does Terry Collins still have a job?

I could never see any of the 29 managers doing this.

Robin Ventura?

>mfw Mest
>mfw they memed all off season just for all their players to die in April
Enjoy 5th place, niggers.

>mfw whos
>mfw everyone memed about the Adam Eaton trade and now in AAA Lopez has a 4.87 ERA and Giolito has a SIX POINT SIX THREE EARNED RUN AVERAGE

>mfw Rizzo is the best GM in baseball

it's the NY market, you wouldn't understand

>moron doesnt realize it would have been worse for the whos to keep Eaton

hey yeah maybe if you're lucky you might win a playoff series this year

but probably not

terry is senile
he belongs in an old people's home
he shouldn't even be allowed to drive

>beat by kerchoke in game 5 at home
>can't win a playoff series

>Blue Jays
>Mets
>Royals

These were all World Series contenders two seasons ago.

What happened??

Mets are injury plagued and collins managed us out of 4 wins already