Random story thread?

Random story thread?
>be me
>20
>lying in bed
>girlfriend say lemme put a face mask on you
>fuckit.jpeg
>put that shit on
>feels ok
>leave it for a bit
>starts to burn
>OWFUCKINGSHIT.WAV
>girl freaks and takes it off
>mfw i start swelling
>mfw u learn im alergic to it

>Be me
>Be 16
>11th year in school
>I was a cunt to everyone I didn't like and usually got in fights.
>Was always a loner with few friends. Even when we would hang out I was always awkward around them.
>Start to like this one girl who's a few months younger than me.
>We'll call her, Ellie
>Never really talked too much with her, even when we soon became friends and started to hang out a lot.
>Didn't have spaghetti in my pockets because my self esteem was so low I couldn't get embaresed anymore.
>Start to say more and more personal stuff around her and her friends, cause they also seemed to be friendly with me as well.
>Make another friend named Austin.
>Austin is really friendly and carring, even though he's like 6'3''.
>Start to talk to him a lot.
>At this point I'm able to hold conversations like a normie.
>Tell Austin one day I like Ellie.
>Tells me I should go for it.
>"Ellie told me that you're a pretty interesting dude, user."
>confussion.gif
>Don't believe him.
>A few weeks pass and I figure out some nigger is trying to ask Ellie out.
>Get sad.
>Come to school depressed until I figure out from Austin that this nig has been trying to get with Ellie for a year and a half, and always gets friendzoned.
>Stupid fuckin' monkey.
>Continue my day as usual
>Make it to lunch and people are starting to look at me weird now.
>Girl I didn't like started to giggle at me while I was walking down the hall.
>Really didn't care so I tripped her and she fell face first on the floor. (Was always a person who believed in equality.)
>Make it to the usuall place where my friends and I go to eat and talk.
>All my friends look at me like I killed their gold fishes.
>wut.jpg

>Austin comes to me and says that he's sorry.
>Look at him like he killed my gold fishies.
>"The fuck are you sorry for?" I say.
>Turns out he and Nig are good friends and he told Nig that I liked Ellie.
>Then once Nig found Ellie he told her I liked her and added some shit to make it look like I was a creep or some shit.
>"Are you a fucking retarded chink? I thought you people were supposed to be smart"
>Austin is offended but he lets my racism slide.
>See Nig surrounded by Ellie's friends asking him questions.
>He looks at me and does this gesture of him what I would assume is him fucking Ellie.
>Decide to walk towards him to teach him a lesson that him and his race should never have been freed from slavery.
>Ellie's friend gets in way like I'm going to kill him.
>She's right.
>Necessary sacrafices must be made.
>Throw her to the wall and everyone else backs the fuck up.
>All that's left is me and Nig.
>"She'll never go out with some faggot like you user. She'd be better of with me!"
>"Then why did she reject you like five times?"
>Ape mode is engaged.
>Thisismylastfight.png
>As he is about to charge me, Ellie comes around the corner of the hall and yells at Nig.
>Nig returns to his habitat with other nigs.
>Ellie looks at me and walks away.
>Wait until after school to talk to her.
>She says she knows Nig lied about the shit he said, except about the part how I liked her.
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

random story? Ok, user.

>be me. ~15
>find a dude through a friend who is of legal drinking age to buy us booze
>we go to my place since nobody’s around and start drinking the Jameson he just bought us
>we’re all smoking, drinking and overall having a good time.
>ran out of cigarettes and decided we should hit up the store for some more
>I’m not of legal driving age and everyone is completely smashed
>we get in his crappy civic and head to the store
>made it there in one piece.
>thankfuck.jpeg
>”hey guys let’s go out for a joy ride on the back roads”
>I don’t think that’s a good idea and announce it pretty loudly
>stuck in speeding car doing 60mph + around turns in the dark
>deer jumps out.
>driver (of age drinker) loses control and we hit a tree dead on at least 50.
>it’s the dead of night and nobody’s around. He wants to ditch the car until tomorrow.
>too late a random car drives by and sees us. Asks if we need help and is already calling the cops because my friend is bloody in the face from the crash.
>the underage guys (me + 2 others) ditch as fast as possible. We duck in the woods and watch the show unfold.
>somehow he doesn’t get breathalyzed but gets cited for reckless driving and speeding and his car is totaled.
>total shitshow averted.
>never heard from him again.

>Autistic mode activated:
>Started thinking of something to say to end the conversation.
>"You want to talk about this outside" and "I should go" Were the most prominent.
>But I still liked her and I just let my mind take care of everything, to save me from myself.
>I just sat at the back of my mind and let my brain take care of it.
>Brain: "You want to go out?"
>Me: wut
>Ellie: "Sure."
>Me: wut
>"Wut?"
>Went home that day wondering how the fuck did that happen, and how to set up the date.
>Started worring what the fuck to do, the I was like, "Fuck it, let's just see a movie."
>Knew she didn't like Star Wars so I had to think.
>Fuck it, The Revenant.
>She likes the idea when I text her the details.
>Go to her place to bring her to the theater.
>We walk there, taking about 20 minutes.
>We get to the theater parking lot.
>I have no fucking idea what to do.
>Open the door.
>Get on the floor.
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.

>Story made no sense kys

Fuck u user

>be me
>be 12 years old
> on bus tell edge lord joke to my friend
> he says “that’s not original” and starts shoving me
> we are off the bus I chase him around the other school which I walk home from
> tackling him alpha style
> he’s in a choke hold
> teachers come out
> killmenow.jpeg
> get suspended (stay in a room doing nothing)for two days with my friend
> mfw

no u

Sounds worth it, user. In school suspension is retarded.

Get fucked my dude.

Agreed. ISS was dumb as fuck. All punishment in school really was pointless.

Riperoni

SON OF A BITCH

Checked. And yeah it’s probably the worst kind of punishment. I went though school when they were getting all PC and getting police involved too. When a fight broke out they’d call the cops and press assault charges. What the fuck is that shit? Two kids get in a small scrape in school and suddenly ones going to Juvie and the others an outcast anyway.

>be 17
>9:00pm
>go on autistic friday night drive
>stop by usual car meet
>autist so don't talk to anyone
>walk two loops around parking lot, actually enjoying the cars more than the people
>get back in civic
>drive around downtown
>drive fast back home
>get home
>my dog shit on the stairs
>mfw

People should know we're still smart apes with guns. Humans cannot always be PC, it's impossible. They oughta tone it down a bit.

>be me
>5th grade
>girl moves in down the street from my dads house
>cutest girl ive ever met in my life
>beg my mom to let me stay all summer long at dads instead of just the weekends
>she eventually caves in
>hang out with her as much as physically possible, shy as fuck but I push on
>friend who is my neighbor helps me be less autistic around her
>throughout middle school, get super close, watch movies at her house, hang out in her garage all night, roam the streets playing tag with all of our friends
>one night, sitting in her driveway, literally laying down and looking at the stars together
>talking about random shit
>you cant tell me we weren't in love
>fast forward
>freshman in HS
>neighbor friend that helped me be less autistic gets a gf
>neighbor friend is abusive scumbag to gf
>steal his gf, she has nice tits so I cant complain
>only plan on dating for a year or so while my cutie neighbor crush is finishing up her eighth grade year
>gf is mentally fucked, and theres no way i could break up with her without causing some sort of strain
>stay with her out of pity
>sophomore year
>cutie neighbor gets to HS
>walk her around, show her HS
>gf instantly jealous, knows everything about my history with her
>demands I dont speak to her, or she'll self harm
>I comply
>drift away from cutie neighbor
>winter dance rolls around
>decide gf is getting way to psycho, and I want to take neighbor girl to dance
>get myself pumped up, plan to break up with gf and ask cutie to dance on the same day
>the day comes
>that very day, the moment before i was about to break it off, some chad freshman baseball player asks her
>she says yes
>clearly heartbroken, begrudgingly go with gf
>pity fuck after dance
>cutie and chad start dating
>junior year
>devise plan
>invite cutie over for geometry tutoring
>i remember getting on Sup Forums the day before and asking for help and getting pumped for my plan
>shes in my room
>we talk about our relationships, how far we've gone
>(1/2)

>(2/2)
>insanelyfuckingjealous.gif
>she was laying on my bed, I was sitting in my computer chair
>my pillow smelled like her for weeks and Im not even ashamed to admit that
>tell her to close her eyes, I got her a surprise
>she closes
>lean in, kiss her on the lips
>she reels back in shock
>"user, you have a girlfriend"
>that im unhappy with
>"I have a boyfriend"
>whos a cheating dick
>explain that I've been head over heels since before middle school and that shes the whole reason why I left my moms and moved to my dads in the first place
>she leaves in silence
>tells her bf
>he lets it slide, either he knew I could kick his ass or he just didnt see kissing as a big thing
>considering how much he cheated on her.
>we stop talking
>pretty much cemented with psycho gf
>psycho gf learns to cool it, becomes bearable
>still not the girl of my dreams
>senior year
>neighbor cutie moves away
>still goes to school
>still on Snapchat
>one day, one of those anonymous "leave a message" app things is linked on her Snap
>admit I always liked her and felt there couldve been a spark
>"whoever this is HMU"
>admit it was me
>she confesses
>"user, I only ever saw you as a friend, and a really good one"
>mfw all those years in middle school meant nothing
>mfw she wasn't in love with me that night in her driveway under the stars
>realize something
>to my gf, I'm her cutie neighbor. Im her one and only, I'm her dream guy
>even though gf isn't the girl of my dreams, I sacrifice my happiness to make her happy
>currently on my last semester of senior year
>gf is a freshman in college
>cutie neighbor still dating chad
>and Im still depressed
>and I'm still browsing Sup Forums

happy New Years you filthy animals.

I'm interested.

Pretty good story actually. Not disappointed.

I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!" Years later, I'm not gay or bi but I do have a WIP fetish.

Damn user...you got me in the feels.

The feels user

Damn. I'm surprised they let cops get away with that kind of shit. I guess it plays in to the "scared straight" plan, but man, that's just too far.

Here goes m8
>bisexual, and if you're not I think you're insecure and weird tbh
>be me
>be in K-4 and kindergarten (K-4 is pre school)
>be at Christian private school smack in the ghetto of jax
>every day at recess me and my friends would go out behind a tree
>teachers never concerned with us, good kids
>friends were black girl and white boy
>used to play kiss but or suck with our genitals
>just kinda chose and the others would do so
>no real feeling because little boy
>been sucking cock and pussy since the age of 4 tho

You made me want to tell you off for 3/4 of your story... I'm sorry bro.