Actors that you've met that are actually assholes

>Mine: Ashton Kutcher

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Hugh jackman called me a faggot and spit on me

Tom hardy punched me in the face because I called him a little guy

Wife met him at a Con.

Ranted about Moffat being a self absorbed cunt. Also 40$ for a selfie. What an ass.

Willem Dafoe stabbed me in the back of an alley and took my wallet.
I had to walk to the hospital for medical attention.
Pretty rude.

that sees ironic

>jew actor/actress

that one

If you've met someone once, the chances that you are qualified to say that they're an asshole is around zero.

Why are celebrity worshipers and gossipers so delusional? No one cares about that time you met someone who plays pretend for their career, you morons. Get a real interest.

I was raped by Bob Saget in 1990

Audrey Hepburn raped me and threw me into a dumpster

Literally who? And were people seriously paying for selfies?

>obsessive brainwashed neckbeard shitpost

I met Jon Hamm once. He's a nice guy.

charlie sheen raped me, but it's ok, i gave him an std

yes. Check out a convention some day. Some celebrities are real Jews.

I saw Aidan Gillen at an airport in Uzbekistan a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a hothead and bother him and ask him to take some men free of charge.

He said, “Oh, you want me to call it in?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “BANE? BANE? BANE?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my boarding, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my ticket up front I saw him trying to board the plane with like fifteen doctors in without paying.

The girl at the desk was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to file those with the agency first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the desk.

When she took one of the doctors and started checking for ID multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any master plans,” and then turned around and gestured a feather in his cap at me. After she scanned each doctor and gave them each a stamp and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by gripping his belt really loudly

Never gets old

Not exactly an asshole story but i met chris evans in L.A
i wasn't surprised because L.A but my niece wanted a photo with him she told me to ask him so i went and followed him i was nervous and approached him from behind then told him if he could take a picture with my niece
He said could you repeat that then i told him again and he said yes then i called for my niece and we posed for the photo but he touched my ass with his hand and squezeed it then i left and didn't look back

Fuck, I just came.

Australians amirite?

ELECTRICAL

are you female?

I was waiting for one of these. I came into this thread just to see one.

i'm not defined by a single gender

No

I once had a threesome with Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. Well, it was more like I had sex with Jens asshole, while Justin watched, then he fucked me while she was screaming obscenities at him and slapping his face and sometimes kissing and comforting me. When it was over she just cuddled him while he cried.

Yes
inb4 you liked it?
No i didn't not every female is a slut

That's how it is as a gay escort,

Tom Savini, special effect artist and sometimes actor

Jesus what a fucking prick

What did he do that made him a prick? He seems cool in interviews and shit

So you liked it. Ok, glad we cleared that up. Now did he grab you by the pussy?

Shhh

Great story, the f usbekistan though

Bardem was my neighbor in Madrid for 4 years before he made the jump.

He's an idiot. Never saluted me or my family during that time. Or other neighbors as far as we now.

Probably during the time he was filming Spider-Man.

I saw Aaron Paul at an unemployment office in Los Angeles yesterday. I noticed him but didn’t want to bother him. He obviously saw me because he came up to me. He said, “Please let me give you an autograph, yo, bitch. Please respond.” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Please respond. Please respond. Xbox, please respond. Bitch.” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my day, and I heard him crying as I walked off. When I came to apply up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen job applications in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and read scripts, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the forms and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually because “I just wish I had more time to play,” and then turned around and cried at me. I don’t even think that’s a career. After she scanned each form and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying “Xbox turn on” really loudly.

Terrence Malick

Kys

that how they get monies from convention every things is at their charge
that why they charge 40 buck for a selfie

I met Lloyd Kaufman at a convention once, I didn't really appreciate who he was at the time but a friend of mine was absolutely starstruck, and Lloyd was one of the most gracious people I've ever met. He was super nice.

I met Sid Haig at that same convention shook his hand. He seemed pleasant, he had an air of experience about him.

Dave Coulier is a dickhead

I came to this thread just to see if there was a variation of this pasta in here yet.

If you're actually a girl will you be my gf please

I'm tall and not too autistic with a decent body, we can watch kinos together

Pretty shitty edit, fampai.

Yeah, Lloyd seems like he's a great guy in everything I've seen with fans.

Y-you too

If you're not too autistic why are you asking a stranger to be your gf on this site?

You got me

DON"T TELL HARRY

Wanna go to the theater?

Kurt Cobain in Seattle on Capitol Hill at an ATM, in line. Chatted for a minute while we waited our turn. I told him I really like his new album (Nevermind). He thanked me, complimented my boots. Seemed nice.
Courtney Love, again on Capitol Hill Seattle in a bar, don't remember the name. She cut in front of me at the bar where I had been waiting to buy a drink for ten minutes or so. I said excuse me she told me "to fuck off, didn't I fucking know who the fuck she was." Seemed like a bitch.
Henry Rollins at the BrickStreet in Seattle near Pioneer Square, told him I thought he was cool. he thanks me. I asked if I could buy him a beer, he let me and introduced me to his girlfriend. Seemed cool and chill, both of them.
Later that same night after Rollins had left John Corbett comes in, makes his way to the bar. i was a huge fan of his character on Northern Exposure so I sat down near him, told him I loved his work. He was nice but seemed kid of stupid, at least compared to his character on the show (big shock, eh) chatted for a while about chicks, he seemed very interested in getting laid that night. Was about all he talked about. Invited me to a party that turned out to be at Rollins house. Best part of the story, I rolled into Henry Rollins house with John Corbett and Henry and his girlfriend were all like "Hi , long time no see." the look on Corbetts face was priceless.
There are more but I'm tired of typing.

Sam Raimi was extremely polite with me at a political rally.

Aidan Gillen a.k.a. the CIA guy

Background info: I was and am a huge The Dark Knight Rises fan. I'd seen the plane scene a hundred times. I knew all the lines. It was my LIFE. I served Aidan Gillen in a coffee shop I worked in. He asked for a Belgian bun (like a sweet bun with white icing and a cherry on top). He said something along the lines of, "That's not big enough," and points to another available bun and says, "I want that one." All the while not looking me in the eye and being generally miserable. I was so excited to see/meet him and all he wanted was a bigger bun. There was no please or thank you, he just grabbed the plate (with new bun) of me and slunk over to the till with his nose in the air.

>That's not big enough

back in the 90s i met a price is right model. the one that barker was fucking. i think she ended up suing him.
anyway, i went up to her and said it sucked that she was being treated that way.
she said "please go away and leave me alone"
what an asshole, right?

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I met Danny Devito while using a urinal in a public restroom.

He was standing next to me in the adjacent urinal dressed as the Penguin.

I looked over at him and said "are you Billy Bartty?

He got pushed and started screeching like a banshee.

I didn't know what to do. I had to get him to calm down so I pointed my dick at him and sprayed his face with my urine.

This made him even more angry. Needless to say we soon begin to fence with our penises (guy had a vicious parry and counter thrust).

Defeated I lay unconscious on the restroom floor.
It was weeks later after his death that finally learned that Danny Devito was my father.

Why didn't you yelled at him? Are u autistic?

Just to switch it up I met James Marsden while he was filming Sugar&Spice up here in Minnesota and he was cool as fuck.

>calling a picture with another person a selfie

Met Jackie Chan while I was fucking his wife, he was not happy bout that.

There's so many stories of him being an asshole at conventions I wonder what his problem is.

I am a cuck: the post

did he give you any trouble?

underreated post

Out of all of these stupid, silly, unbelievable stories, yours is the one I believe the most.

Can't bam the hamm.

depps facial aesthetics really were on point in this movie

My favorite Burton film. Staying relevant to the thread, I once told Elfman I love the score to Ed Wood.

He wasn't pleased.

Sam Raimi called me a jig at a political rally and told me I couldn't drink from the water fountains

I shoulder checked Jerry Seinfeld in 2001. He called me a fucking tool

Classic Jerry

I finger fucked obama's brother in law for 50$ in LA County when I was like 21

>JIDF shitpost

Yes. I met him once too and I agree with you.

Mine is Kit Harington. He's an ass to the ordinary people but he's nice to his costars and celebrities.

Eric Wareheim is a huge douche who shits on his fan. While Tim as great with fans.

Should have smiled at him you ingrateful bitch he took a photo with you

>be kit Harington
>spend all my time buttfucking khaleesi and sansa and ygritte and arya and fansa and every female extra on set and every slag in London
>need money to live, so go to conventions to make more money
>some fat smelly beta vigrin cuck is gushing about how Jon Snow is azor ahai, I just want to go home. Whatever, at least hes paying me $75 for this autograph. How low is this guys self-esteem to want to meet celebs and kiss their ass?

Why the fuck should he be nice to you?

If you have a fan you should be respectful to them like a real human bean.
They like you or even look up to you and then you just treat them like shit?
Fuck them.
The actors and actresses I really respect are the same ones that respect their fans.
Same reason I don't get why people like Bill Murray.
Oh he's funny but he's a fucking asshole to everyone including those he works with and his fans.
Piece of shit, he lost my respect long ago.

Peter dinklage,such a rude asshole.

they probably enjoy his work and have never met him

>gripping his belt really loudly

Really, Murray is bad?

Did Zombieland lie to me?

I met him too. I told him I enjoyed him From Dusk Till Dawn, and he plugged his new movie, which he was in for all of 30 seconds.

If i met le meme dwarf and he was mean, i would crop dust him

>real human bean
Are you ...?

A refurbished The Dark Knight Rises is on somewhere or everywhere. I have no intention of revisiting Gotham. I shrivel inside each time it is mentioned. Five years ago, when the film was first shown, it had a freshness, also a sense of moral good and fun. Then I began to be uneasy at the influence it might be having. The bad penny first dropped in San Francisco when a sweet-faced manchild of twenty told me proudly he had seen the plane scene over a hundred times. His elegant mother nodded with approval. Looking into the boys eyes I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form and I guess that one day they would explode.

‘I would love for you to do something for me,’ I said.

“Anything! Anything!’ the boy said rapturously.

‘You won’t like what I’m going to ask you to do.’ I said.

‘Anything, sir, anything!’

‘Well,’ I said, ‘do you think you could promise never to watch the plane scene again?’

He bursts into tears. His mother drew herself up to an immense height. ‘What a dreadful thing to say to a child!’ she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities.

Lmao