Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 40 Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
daily reminder good content guy is khv and i killed him. everyone here is gay but me. p4k = white genocide. this thread stands with survivors.
Caleb Ortiz
based
Connor Morris
RIP Daniel "p4k shill" Olson 1995-2017
Alexander Cooper
props to Pitchfork for not reporting on the hitjob Fader piece on Fantano
Isaac Ross
lol
Hudson Peterson
BASED
William Smith
...
Brayden Fisher
Stolen work from threads gone by BNM Breakdown by day from July 24, 2012 to July 29, 2015 Monday: 49 Tuesday: 35 Wednesday: 18 Thursday: 16 Friday: 27 Of other note, three of the past five AOTYs were Monday BNMs (MBDTF, Bon Iver, and MVotC). Discuss
Is Schreiber too busy getting his dick sucked by some band in exchange for an extra .5 on their review to post the new reviews?
Jace Williams
literally kill your are self
Liam Bell
does the p4k collection rar have zoe camp's feet in it
Michael Powell
I don't believe so but someone did post one of her feet in a pool
Lucas Morgan
rip
Kevin Adams
well he is a whit male after all
Oliver Watson
>12:45 >reviews still not showing up What could this mean?
Jordan Stewart
they're too busy redacting the Fantano exposé
Aaron Wright
We've been meloned
Wyatt Sanchez
my dad works for Pitchfork
He told me that there was a freak accident involving a ascot getting stuck in one of the almond milk dispensers, half of the staff is either dead or suffering from severe burns. Needless to say our precious evaluations of Buschwick's latest Neo Halloween-Jazz band will have to wait
Nolan Butler
Stop trusting /p4k/ they haven't given out a 10/10 in years when many 10/10s have been made.
