What is the whitest movie ever made?

What is the whitest movie ever made?

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White chicks.

Dear white people

Citizen Kane

>ever
>no dogs

That one movie that Malick, Nolan and Aronofsky made.

Master and Commander.

It's a movie about honor, loyalty, and the importance of strength.

niggers and women need not apply

Zulu.

Apollo 13

anything by mel gibson

Or the LotR trilogy.

It's a series about honor, loyalty, and the importance of strength.

2001 Space Odyssey.

Steel Magnolias

completely devoid of token blacks

>10 differents races other than humans

Elves are white.
Hobbits are white.
All the dwarves (jews) are dead.
Literally everyone else is evil.

>whitest

What does that even mean ?

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This is so white, it's borderline Finnish.

I've found the people most rabid about it are spics. It's the melodrama and style.

Black humour is complementary towards whites whereas white humour about blacks is full on unsubltle nazi shit- just shows which race is really the most civilized

if 7 black people made the image in OP would we be calling it 'the blackest photo ever'? wouldn't that be horribly racist?

Lord of the Rings,it's also the best movie ever made.

>ifunny.co
Do you wipe your ass after you shit?

>Black humour is complementary towards whites
kek

>anything but a dry documentary or instructional video
Fucking white people got no style.

This is difficult finding movies that failed to meet their diversity quota.

The Seventh Seal

All beautiful white people, well done. Deep.

It's not "the whitest movie ever made", but The Silence of the Lambs is still notable for its overwhelmingly prominent performances by white people, to the exclusion of other races apart from minor supporting characters. Despite brown leftist's complaints that Hollywood is overwhelmingly white in its culture and portrayals to this very day, even SOTL is notably white, compared with the reality of day's culture versus that of 25 years ago.

Moreover, something even whiter: many of the characters and the actors who portray them have blue eyes, and long, important periods of screen time are spent gazing into characters' big blue eyes in close-up. Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Ted Levine and at least one or two other supporting characters (maybe one of the bug-guys and Dr. Chilton, I forget, but a notable exception to this is the brown-eyed Scott Glenn).

There are of course flashes of blackness in the movie, but these are never played "for their own purposes". Clarice's buddy acts pretty white, and only Barney gives off the affect of being Token Black Guy. Of course there is also the crowd in Bimini, but the only function of the scene is to show that Lecter has escaped far away, into teh world, free to do as he pleases. Race is not even a topic of discussion in the movie, or a subtext really - the cultural theory is given over to serial killing and queerness (homosexuality/transexualism), as opposed to race. Insults and epithets revolve around sexism (toward Starling) and class-ism (insulting her working-class background), and never bring up race. The only hint of racism is a swastika in Buffalo Bill's basement. Although of course the film is in its own way simply another variation on the theme of Ed Gein, it was also released right around the time that the Dahmer killings were becoming known (give or take a few years). And of course, Dahmer did prey on men of color.

I doubt we will ever see another movie that is so focused on blue eyes again.

But there is only one spic in the movie, and he gets mad cucked.

>melodrama

How?

Uh oh the angry nigger found the thread.

>the most civilized
>lives in a mud hut
>has AIDS
>native language is clicks and clacks
>best thing that ever happened to him was being sold by his on people as a slave to jews

heh

The 'blackest photo ever' is a mugshot tho

The Birth of a Nation by D.W. Griffith.

Which is funny because in the book it's possible to interprete Gatsby being black.

>who is Vin Diesel

>angry
after you accept your place there is no anger
>nigger
I wish

Anything that's fuckin awkward and corney because that's what white people are. Just saying something is white is just calling it corney af

One more thing that needs mentioning here is that the great pop track "Goodbye Horses" was of course sung by Q Lazzarus, a black woman with an unusually deep voice. For all the "blackness" I've turned up in the kino just by thinking a bit, I stand by the characterization of SOTL as being a very "white" movie. Dem Big Blue Eyes man

A success story.

Fuck off kike nigger

>Finns
>White

You are fucking retarded.

Finns are the whitest people on the planet!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I live in the White house, you live in a wheelless caravan with mamma Cletus

You mistook "uniqueness" for "Whiteness," Finns are only unique in that they are uniquely chinky.

you can't make me, there are no more (real) nazis, after the money from my bet against trump comes in I will use most of it to make some sensible investments and accumulate capital while you still in a van down by the river

No, Finns are whiter than anyone!

>Apocalypto

>who is Hitler

If you use the criteria of the pic, JAckass

It's no surprise niggers don't get why dogs are great, they can't even take care of their own offspring let alone hold their own families together so how would they be able to care for a dog in the first place

>I doubt we will ever see another movie that is so focused on blue eyes again.

True that.

>ctrl+f "triumph of the will"
>no results

Triumph of the Will

youtube.com/watch?v=GHs2coAzLJ8

A nigger works with me at petsmart and he loves doggos

American Pie.

Think about it. All white kids, all manage to get laid.

LOTR

American Graffiti

Birth of a Nation

white people are the best desu

this.
>Southern "Pride" bullshit
>literally only white people in the cast
>dealing with only white people problems
>Dolly fucking Parton

how d'you figure user? I've only read the book once.

The cuckold

>has a job
>loves doggos
Not a nigger

>- just shows which race is really the most civilized

you're right, blacks are so uncivilized that there's nothing to compliment them about

reminder that 80% of crime involving blacks and whites is black on white. but that doesn't matter, right? you should gauge civility by shitty instagram jokes.

Not a single black savage in this show.

Honestly, no memery? Sybil (1976).

Not that user but he's literally a bootlegger. IE drug dealer. His house is likely a front for the operation as well. Can easily be interpreted as a hood type rags to riches to inevitable downfall story.

princess bride

yes there was faggot, the jazz man

Everything on the front page of Sup Forums
Synecdoche NY
The Comedy
Llewyin Davis
Fried Green Tomatoes
The Neon Demon

Any Christmas movie.

It's a cool photo though.

>anything with Dolly Parton

This guy gets it

reservoir dogs

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>literally only white people in the cast
>dealing with only white people problems


Why is that a problem you cancerous anti-white tripfag?

It was a wonderful life because the black hadn't appeared yet.

LOL

Yes and the first thing he tried to do was race mix his inferior jungle ape genes with the superior genes of the white . He was immediately driven away.

A movie where the main character leads a good life through hard work and dedication.

99% of teen movies are basically "lol white people problems"

How white people pick white movies: the .jpg

fucking savage.

Is there a singe white woman over 40 who doesn't watch this show?

Mary Poppins

>whitest photo ever
>no Taylor Swift

Blue eyes suck lmao

>that disdained look of hatred and loathing.

Daddy issues 100%. she gets knocked up by 22.

St. Elmo's Fire

This is the whitest photo ever

Dolly Parton is the greatest treasure of the western world.

A family?

usually movies about writers

this includes pretty much everything written by Kaufman

Adaptation
Sideways
Most Stephen King
1408
It
The Secret Window

Igby goes down
Scott Pilgrim vs the World
The Secret Lives of Altar Boys

Angelas Ashes
Wonder Boys
Worlds Greatist Dad

That one british movie that adapted to an all black cast

most british movies filmed in the 90's early 00's

City of God

I'd say Ferris Beullers Day off is more white than any other the other brat pack movies.

>cuck damon

Summersby

>1408
>whitest
>sam jackson is a main character

nigga what

I am surprised nobody said Garden State