Last two digits determine your fortune for next year. Roll!
>00-09: sleep with a trap >10-27: stay a NEET, spend all year sleeping in and being fed tendies >28-29: become a trap >30-52: lose your v-card >00-99: reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight >53-68: get arrested, get out next day >69-75: get cancer >75-82: meet Moot in person and shake his hand >82-87: complete NoFap, gain superpowers, become a contributing member of society >87-99: nothing changes, your life continues to suck >dubs: see above >trips: kys
Sebastian Thomas
fuck it, i'll bite
Jack Rogers
Roll
Nicholas Rogers
r
Jackson Carter
...
Michael Morales
Rollin
Samuel Davis
...
Jeremiah Thomas
aight sure
Dominic Johnson
roll
Parker Stewart
rollerino with a dino
Alexander Edwards
rolll
Jaxson Turner
rolll
Lincoln Price
rollllll
Dylan Brown
Roll
Levi Barnes
Welp, fuck.
Owen Baker
Roll
Colton Gonzalez
roll niggloid
Matthew Baker
ooo
Xavier Rodriguez
roll also
Dominic Hernandez
roll
Christopher Phillips
Roll
Thomas Jackson
rolling for trips
Gavin Ramirez
wrar
Joshua Edwards
Great time to roll!
Ryder Clark
Roll
Jordan Wilson
Rowl
James Johnson
Hello Satan!
Joseph Cooper
H
Benjamin Lopez
please kek give me guidance
William Carter
Rolll
David Brooks
FUCK YOU NIGGER APE
John Thomas
wut lemme smash
Brody Rivera
Fuck you, let's roll
Isaiah Roberts
Rolling
Sebastian Cruz
Trap pls
Grayson Fisher
i have rolio
Juan Sanchez
Rolling for trips
Caleb Long
Oof
Juan Watson
rollerino
Samuel Howard
fuck me
Parker Peterson
You can not kill me
Colton Rodriguez
Fuck you, OP
Nicholas Flores
Rawlins
Kevin Hall
good luck me pls be gut
Blake Morris
RIP me, cancer time
Logan Williams
Please let it be a good one
Jack Jackson
rollio
Thomas Ross
Lets see
Ayden Jenkins
damnit
Liam Lewis
Rolllllllllllllllll
Ryan Fisher
i bet y'all jealous of satanic trips
William Jones
Ayy not only am I gonna become a trap as per my plan for this year but I'm gonna sleep with one too
Aiden Sanders
Roll
Benjamin Sanchez
eol
Nicholas Gray
roll
Leo Jenkins
rollerino
Jace Torres
Roll
Adrian Morgan
roll
Evan Stewart
fml
Noah Garcia
trap pls
Oliver Russell
lets roll
Jason Taylor
matching dubs checked
Jose Diaz
Röll
Ryan Torres
Rolling rolling rolling
Oliver Stewart
rolling boys
Evan Gomez
R
Angel Myers
...
Jason Brown
roll
Jaxson Morgan
roooll
Ryder Nguyen
Gl me
Juan Turner
fuck you op
Charles Walker
But what if I roll twice?
Robert Rodriguez
tayroll swift
Anthony Thompson
Roll
Bentley Diaz
rollin for 28-29
Xavier Hill
ROLANDO
Jackson Taylor
nothing changes? over my dead soon-to-be-a-trap body
rerollin
Carter Morales
rolo
Jason Bell
rolling
Charles Adams
Roll for bro
Samuel Jackson
Why not i need something to do next year
Dominic Sanders
rollllll lol
Ian Reyes
ok
Sebastian Hill
Roll
Ethan Russell
Roll
Benjamin Barnes
roll
Nathan Price
Rollering
Kevin Price
rollin
William Diaz
roll
Henry Perez
trump help me
Isaiah Perry
Roll.
Gabriel Barnes
roll in
Alexander Barnes
they see me rollin oh shit
Isaac Wood
Rolling
Oliver Powell
roll
Sebastian Garcia
Rolllll
Asher Reed
Rolling.
Funnily enough there's a chance 00-09 will actually happen, there's a trap i know that likes me.
