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things can only get better edition

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Socialist workers party of /brit/ leader here

she's so unappealing
why do i want to ravage her so
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seems like a pretty reasonable person tbf

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Why are social conservative losers and weirdos like May allowed to be at the front line of politics.

Wish the tories would stuff all the people complaining about porn and banging on about religion on a little room on their own to not wank in.

bad edition

Here we are...

leftypol OUT

>Blair
>right-wing
Fucking bolshevik subhumans

Covfefe x

all the lads

Need you back Tone

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>social conservative
>like May

she's not conservative, she's a Conservative

3:52 AM
Friday, June 2, 2017 (WEST)
Sunrise in Tórshavn, Faroe Islands

reminder that this is what they actually think

99 luftbaloons

Cute Korean gfs for all

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>on my bike earlier
>stop at some lights next to a bus stop
>group of teenage girls there start looking at me
>on of them shouts "rev the bike" at me
>the others laugh
>wait for lights
>rev it as high as i dare, cheeky wheelspin as i pull off on the green light
>got pulled over by coppers a few cars behind
>£50 fine

ahh yes, me

Saw a couple fondling/embracing each other in the grass next to the path in the park. why are normos so arrogant? they have the entire park and they choose to do it right next to a path where people are walking. i had major elliot rodger feels and would have delighted in pulling out the .44 on them

fake plastic whore with a fake plastic face, fuck off weeb autismo

LOVE this new laci desu

the fact that i will NEVER touch her chebs brings me great distress

Mental to thnik she was born just a few kilometers south enough to avoid pic rel

Comparative death rates of POWs in World War II:

>Captured by Axis powers:
4% of British POWs held by Germany died.
57.5% of Soviet POWs held by Germany died.
27% of Western POWs held by Japan died.

>Captured by the Allies
.03% of Germans POWs held by the British died.
.15% of Germans POWs held by Americans died.
Almost 0% of Japanese POWs held by Americans died.
33% of Germans POWs held by the Soviets died.

Some Germans were pleased to be captured by the British or Americans instead of the Soviets.

Towards the end of the war in Europe, the US created the designation of Disarmed Enemy Forces (DEF) so as not to treat prisoners as POWs. Denazification (German: Entnazifizierung) was an American initiative to rid the German and Austrian people of any remnants of the National Socialist ideology

425,000 German prisoners were paid American military wages by working on mills, farms and other places deemed a minimal security risk.

Love Manchester, the people are so friendly, all the staff in the clubs and pubs have wished me well and want Labour to win, many, have also campaigned for a Labour government. Manchester gives me hope xxx

>21st birthday is tomorrow
>literally nobody knows

guess ill be getting pissed by myself haha

>Caring about that shite

Alri homo

Gf recently told me she looks at loads of naked shit on tumblr and asked what I think of her posting stuff of herself

Since then she's been sending me nudes pretty much every time she's alone in private and has asked me what I think about nipple piercings

All a bit degenerate but has genuinely spiced up our relationship, hope I don't become a cu ck/she becomes a SJW haha

nonce

I'll probably be "fallen off" (as we say in Faroese) at that point

this thing is very likely to win a gold medal in weightlifting at the commonwealth games

dailycaller.com/2017/04/30/trans-weightlifter-destroys-female-competitors-again/

twat

you wanna take this outside sunshine

i know you guys won't believe me but i'm from the future and jezza wins so no need for any of you to vote next week x

my gf has said she wants to post a video of us having sex online

we haven't done it and I don't think it's done anything for me

where do I claim my?

Conservatives should be about small government and keeping the state out of people's lives.

happy birthday for tomorrow mate

Can I come?

don't know who you are

also arrived in the states since in the future jezza leads an invasion of trumpland in order to fully spread communism around the anglo world

I seriously empathize with nearly everything Elliot Rodgers wrote. I feel like one of those "moderate" Muslims in this regard.

>that part where elliott complained about his therapist being chads

need an american bf

Don't worry, most Corbynite subhumans probably forgot to register anyway, or won't be able to find their polling station

hasn't been like that for a while

Thatcher made sure the old Labour party could never win again
Blair made sure the old Conservative party could never win again

since then, the only victories have been by the Blairite nuparties

need a proto gf (grown up of course)

thanks buddy

feel free. bring cake if you wish

imagine how fucking rock hard those tits are
would be like fondling medicine balls

>jezzas first call as PM
>convinces trump to agree to the Paris climate change

stop posting this

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Who is this slag? need to publically declare my love for her/him
Hope it has a willy

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>CAN'T VOTE LABOUR BECAUSE THEY REFUSE TO RECOGNISE THE IMMIGRATION PROBLEM
>CAN'T VOTE TORY BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SPY ON ME
>CAN'T VOTE LD/GRN/SNP/ANY OTHER IRRELEVANT LEFTY PARTY BECAUSE THEY'RE VIRTUE SIGNALLING MONGS WITH SELF-DESTRUCTIVE POLICIES
>CAN'T VOTE UKIP BECAUSE WASTED VOTE

I WANT IT END LADS I HATE THIS SYSTEM I HATE IT I HATE IT LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF AND STOP REMINDING ME HOW FUCKED WE ARE

I do not wish but I shall bring a 6er of Bud Light Lime

You can have one

timbs cost like $100 at most. who would buy fake timbs?

post this more

>people who bought original tickets through ticketmaster don't qualify for free entry to the Manchester memorial concert

>people have been buying the tickets for £40 and reselling them for £200

>10,000 people applied for free tickets by falsely claiming they were are the original bombing concert

This is what they get for trying to do a nice thing

>ISIS gunmen storm hotel in Manila

ahh yes

>immigration problem
have more kids, white man

>immigration problem
umm, no sweetie. the problem is you.

I'm automatically registered, sweetie x. Going to vote for Labour with my family next Thursday.

take the blackpill

Immigration isn't a problem Sweaty its a boon xxx

Labour isn't a nationalist party, but at least Labour doesn't create refugee crises like Tories.

user WANTS OUT

>gunmen

No user, all muslims are innocent women and chilldren fleeing warzones

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fuck miners

who cares about fucking miners

somehow and i have no idea how, the gap between two of my molars has become a bit damaged.

i can feel it when i floss because the floss sort of moves straight through and i can feel its been sort of chipped when i tongue it round the back.

reckon its from Mandy?

the only people who benefit from mass immigration are big capitalists who get a larger market to sell to and can undercut working conditions

why do hardcore socialists from leftypol suddenly turn into massive capitalist worker-exploiting pigs the second immigration is raised

o-ok

would still like a cake tho

>Sweaty its a boon xxx

i post it probably several times a day and a lad usually responds to me saying 'me on bottom'
except that time, hope he's alright

going to be on a fat comedown on the 8th, shan't be voting at all!

ummm sweetie, who is going to pay for the pensioners if we don't take in immigrants? :LLLLLLLLLL

There is no 'refugee crisis'.

>we haven't done it and I don't think it's done anything for me

What do you mean? If you haven't done it, how would it do anything for you?

the only parties i know anything about are the tories and labour haha

i am a political dunce. always have been

immigration is how you split edgy roleplaying student commies from actual communists

paid my rent today with my overdraft haha what am i like

To annoy rorke desu

Not my problem

no serious party will recognise the immigration problem desu, in real terms the tories are as pro-immigration as labour except that the tories will throw net migration targets out there that they won't achieve

it's sad but at present there really is no escaping mass immigration bar some kind of bloody military coup, we shot ourselves in the foot leaving the EU because now we can't even depend on many of the new arrivals at least being white

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imagine if ukip were still polling at 17% and still had a chance to get 2-10 seats in an election like they had two years ago

i miss him lads. i miss having a party with a manifesto i actually LIKE. i like having a right-wing party that addresses the problems of the EU and mass immigration while also promoting libertarian and civil liberty policies

>tfw had we voted Remain, UKIP might still be around

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there's literally no evidence that immigration undercuts wages

prefer women

he's dead sorry

stop sweetieposting my legitimate arguments

honestly FUCK the pensioners, and i say this without a hint of irony, i wish they'd all fucking die

our country is massively overpopulated as it is and trying to maintain literal millions of people incapable of working (or forcing them to work until they're 80) is bad for the country

automation undercuts wages, not immigration

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

paid my rent today by sucking my landlords cock again haha what am i like

if you like blair so much then why don't you marry him

bit gay

Sorry if you fell for a forced narrative. Feel free to look up UN migrant statistics, ~90% of 'refugees' aren't fleeing from warzones.

The job is done, we're leaving the EU