All this from a slice of gabagool?

all this from a slice of gabagool?

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it's nothing but fat and nitrates

Stop

Not funny. Have some respect you motherfucker.

this is better really

no

>mfw

over here!!!

Then don't call yourself a real fan. Just a memer.

salami > all
I wish everything was salami
even me

As the dinosaurs were going extinct, they became confused, fearful, angry and lashed out, not knowing their era was over. #angrywhiteguys

carmen can you please shut the casket

he was a big guy

Fat fuck

>gluten free
wow

watch the diet tony

>watching Sopranos
>find out about gabagool
>google it
>go to Publix
>want some of that capicola ham
>don't want to sperg and call it gabagool
>walk up and this guy behind the counter immediately greets me and asks if he can help
>taken aback and don't know what's going on
>point to the capicola in the case and ask for a half pound of that
>he goes ahead and asks me "how thick I'd like it"
>wat
>uhh, regular?
>he slices off a piece and gives it to me
>asks if that's a 'good thickness'
>eyeball it and say yes
>trying to hand it back but he tells me no, just to eat it
>he confirms i want a half pound and finishes up and bags it
>tells me to have a great day
>have to remind him I got an extra slice and to add it to the price
>he laughs and says it's on the house

So did he want to fuck me or what? Should I be afraid? I didn't catch his nametag. Maybe I should call next time before I go and make sure he isn't working. I'm not gay or anything.

Jesus christ cured meats are so fucking delicious. Vegans and vegetarians can go eat shit I'm going to enjoy every second of this leading up to cardiac arrest

Just avoid dark stairwells and you should be fine.

>his son on the left
jesus man

i bet they had gabagool at the post funeral reception

suck a cock nigger. your mother never loved you

watcb it user

Sopranos prequel when?

I've had a couple faggots try pull this shit with me before
he tryna get you in a long con user, where by little acts of kindness he ingratiates you into a type of friendship, but its not friendship user, its obligation, its an obligation that that is where you get you gabagool from now, and you'd better add it to you regular shopping othewise hes gonna be all weird if hes doesnt see you for a while, or worse, shopping for other gabagool.
gotta nip this shit in the bud asap, couple things should get you back on an even keel with this slippery cocksucker.
first, next time your there, only respond with approving or disapproving grunts, you conversate with you friends, this faggots just wraps you meat.
and next time he comes at you with a "free sample" you eat, and without a word you put a couple dollars on the bench, say nothing as he tries to trick you with the "on the house" shit, juts tap the money twice and gtfo

now this is autism

all this extra effort for a slice of gabagool?

would you ?

yes

>tfw meadow will never come over to you with a plate of gabagool
end me famm

>when the gool hits so hard you pass out