Black Mirror Nosedive

What ya think 'bout the new BM

Also it's garbage

Kill yourself you dumb European. It's 10 outa 10 material now.

but why

Only watched first ep so far. Wasnt bad, but community already did that idea

How long until we get true horror vidyakino?

It was good

1 and 2 were alright but disappointing considering my hype. 3 was really good overall I think. Still have to finish the season though. Season was released exactly the night I *couldn't* stay up all night watching it all

more like blacked mirror

Tell ya what, episode 6 makes me glad I don't give two fucks about twitter

post more bdh in bra plz

3 was really good overall
Which ones where great?
stopped after watching the first one of the new season

the entire series is a big snooze

Ep 1: 7.5/10
Ep 2: 6/10
Ep 3: 10/10
Ep 4: 7/10
Ep 5: 10/10
Ep 6: 8/10

yeah... what i've heard e3 is great...

but why did you like the first 1 thst much

It hit home with a particular hate of the modern world, the basically begging for likes and artifical gratification you get from that shit on facebook and whatever. Really bugs me.

Didn't some of the previous episodes do exactly that?

wasn't this a Community episode?

Yeah but not to this scale, what with goods restrictions based on your rating and what have you

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rollan for cousin eva

I looked it up and the 1st ep was written by rashida jones. I did not like it one bit. The rest are mostly written by charlie so im optimistic to watch later. she's still top waifu material tho

Just finished 3, fucking hell lads.

Episode 1 they make fucking plebbit real life and in episode 3 they made the protagonist Sup Forums

Watched the whole season.

>Nosedive
Bad
>Playtest
EASILY the worst
>Shut'up and DAnce
good
>San Junipero
cute but I didn't give a single shit about the sci-fi aspect
>Men against Fire
too predictable but okay
>Hated in the Nation
I really liked that one even though I completely disagree with the "Message"

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I do not fucking understand what the point of Playtest was.

I want to smooch her

rollllling

>I do not fucking understand what the point of Playtest was.
To tell a story, just like every other work of fiction in existence?

True K I N O

DUDE SINGULARITY LMAO

The thing I didn't get about this was that there was clear evidence that they were being blackmailed. Like look at the kid's phone.

So?

I was wondering when someone would make this fucking webm. Thanks man

What a weak minded fool. All he had to do was think "Gee, something out of the ordinary is happening, something that can't possible be real has just occured, it's fake!"

I'm only on episode 2, but so far I am not impressed. The first episode was okay, I mean it came off as kind of pretentious "dude social media is baaaaad, what is our society coming to!", i mean this is the best they could come up with? That stupid whore couldn't keep her composure long enough. If the point of the episode is to highlight how "insecure" and "sociopathic" everyone that cares about ratings is, why couldn't this dumb little bitch play her part??

community/10

79-81 please

>see dad i CAN be a real actress without URFKING HALP

>it's an 'everything that can go wrong for the character, does go wrong' episode

is that a body double?

How can this guy only be a 3.7?

Also, what's the verdict on based James Norton?

I found all of them humorous. If you take it with that approach, especially Episode 3, then I think you'll have a decent time. If you're looking for eye-opening shit, you've come to the wrong place.

bryce looked pretty thicc in her episode

First two episodes are bad. After that it gets good.

no, if you watch the film its pretty clear that its not

who knows, the nips are definitively hers though

Dunno, the whole ep seemed pretty fucking retarded. The kid robbed a bank because he didn't want what was likely 3 seconds of his penis and his O face on cam. Then they ended it with him having to fight to the death against a paedophile and have everyone think he was one.

It just kept dipping lower and lower to make a point to which I'm assuming was "online trolls are bad :(".

I'll take your word for it. Lets hope your right

Having been blackmailed isnt gonna get you off the hook for kiddy porn

He was a pedo though

I mean the up close of her vag

Nips don't matter.

>Dunno, the whole ep seemed pretty fucking retarded. The kid robbed a bank because he didn't want what was likely 3 seconds of his penis and his O face on cam.
You kinda missed a twist there user.
Unless you haven't seen the complete episode

The kid was a pedo too

It's a european film so they don't believe in having body doubles for nude scenes.

shit at video games

Good to see the MCU is still going strong.

i think you missed the part where the kid was a pedo

Literally fucking shoved it in your face that he was a pedo

Only seen the first 2 seasons and I liked only 2 of the episodes. The Entire History of You is easily 10/10 and Be Right Back was solid.

The rest of the episodes' plots were boring and there was nothing intellectual about message of these episodes. A lot of cliche stuff. Charlie Brooker seems one-dimensional and thus all 4 episodes largely revolved around social media. Considering that he's the writer for all of season 3's episodes, I'm gonna skip it.

they should do a black mirror ep about an election where one candidate has a stranglehold on the majority of tv and online media. and then there's a leaks about that cnadidate's illegal exploits but the government shuts it down to protect the country from all that dangerous knowledge. would watch

That would be just a Mirror not a black Mirror

How? With the mom saying that it leaked it was kiddy pics? Or that he gave a little girl a toy?

Like a online troll who makes you rob a bank and fight to the death is totally gonna be the kind of person who puts kiddy porn on your laptop. It was so hamfisted.

Husbundo claimed

Who is he? He's a good actor

And is it implied that he killed that other pedo twice his size?

This lesbian episode is great looking but the plot is so bad

Yeah he falls onto Social Media shit way too much. I get why he does but its still so boring

You're an idiot and there's no hope for you.

fucking lol

I thought Playtest was pretty good at first but looking back I can see why it's kind of shit.

It would've been better if Cooper actually expressed apprehension towards the whole neural interface thing at some point because 60% of his plight in the mansion involved fears towards the technological side of things (like when Sonja came and tried to convince him Kojima was evil) yet Cooper merrily went into the whole process like he was fucking Alice in Wonderland

Plus, what's the fucking point of the phonecall at the end causing the disruption? Did something go over my head for once in this fucking series?

They have a video of him jerking it to the pics user

Also when he talked to the pedo he said me too.

You are really fucking slow.

Husbundo claimed.

Who is he? He's a good actor

And is it implied that he killed that other pedo twice his size?

Why do people say ep3 is great? Did they feel identified whit it?

Protective of the laptop
The kid in McShittyKnockOff
Lock on the door
Literally breaks down when he meets the other pedo and he asks him if how young the pics he looked at were.

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Because 'they' are essentially this site really

Is Kojima really in this?

Giving the kid the toy
His moment with the drawing
Him holding back after the guy saying getting caught wanking isn't that bad
The other guy literally confirming it
His mom confirming it

It was brought up directly twice- once when the other pedo asked him how young the pictures were and again when his mum calls him

essentially.

no, but there is an Asian videogame mogul

rollin

jack the hacker

Holy shit that kid in EP3 was fucking stupid. Just forward a message to everyone in your contacts saying you're being blackmailed or something. Jesus Christ.

No they had a video of him jerking off.

Also he said "looking at pictures". The kid came across as naive not pedo.

Sort of.

Technically just generic japanese videogame dev who is more like an amalgamation of kojima and miyamoto and so on.

Stuff happens which is vaguely interesting throughout the whole episode rather than bit or pieces and it actually has a payoff

let's roll

The point of the whole episode is these ebin hackers tearing families and worlds to shit because of the lulz. And you spend like an hour rightfully hating them because, hey look this guy was maybe cheating on his wife but this kid just jerked it big deal, until the last minute with the big reveal that the kid wasn't so innocent after all. But that's just a trick to make you sympathize with the villains as you're shown this montage of all the worlds they've torn apart for no good reason.

It wasn't directed to your ultra internet-literate Sup Forums user that long ago decided that dumb ass troll face was stupid as fuck, just the literal army of normies that make up "the internet" nowadays that still find imagery like the troll face edgy.

She couldn't handle the banter lel

Nice try, but it is genuinely the most relatable episode

Yeah
>"Hello everyone in my contacts, here is a video of me jerking it to some underage pictures I am getting blackmailed so I better just send it out myself, LMAO :smile emoji: :gun emoji:"

I don't know why everyone hates ep 2. I liked it. Then ending was pretty fucking shit, like next level shit but the pacing was well for the first and second acts. They could have avoided the 14 different "wait he's dead, wait he's alive, wait it's a dream, wait they are in purgatory".

To pics of kids. It's stated multiple times

the main actor Cooper really bugged me. He reminded me of my freshman year roommate in college. Too goofy and shit.

>until the last minute with the big reveal that the kid wasn't so innocent after all.

I'm not so sure, he said he only looked at the photos and he was initially aroused by a grown woman, it was sort of ambiguous.

Also, was there something going on with his sister? They seemed awfully "close"

Yes user. Pictures. Pictures of fucking kids.

How can anyone be this fucking dense?

Pastel wearing cunts

>americans can't into satire

Truly shocking OP

Pretty uninspired but episodes are like this to be expected now that Netflix is going to bleed this series dry.

>each season twice the episodes
>season 4 already greenlit

Not a pedo but privacy is my most sacred cow so yeah I could relate.

Is this from the new episodes?

Thought it was gonna be incest pron or maybe pics of his sis. The pedo thing felt a bit cheap.

see
That's my primary concern. I don't know why the plot involved one-upping itself with fears regarding the videogame company when the episode wasn't fucking about that specifically. It was all superfluous.

>Shut Up and Dance = Sup Forums
>San Junipero = reddit

When you pull multiple fake-outs with the ending none of them end up feeling satisfying.

The episode itself also felt very similar to things we've seen before; which while not bad, doesn't lend itself to being memorable.