Thoughts on this kino?

Thoughts on this kino?

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Which kino

that kino

has potential
but fucks it up

how so? people say its style over substance but I think it sets out what it plans to be.

A more polished Lock Stock but a weaker storyline.

Pretty much like you said: absolute kino

7/10

It's a fair deal take it kino.

pretty good. I like guy ritchie, his flicks are really fun and not the kind of fun of "turn your brain off dude xddd". his screenplays are good, the dialog is not completely dumb, etc. Also his style reminds me of martin mcdonagh, even though his films are better and deeper.
>style over substance
most retarded '''criticism''' I've ever heard and faggots keep repeating this shit probably because of faggots liek chris stuckman. If you dont like a film have a reason instead of saying the same old meme 'review'. what does it even mean anyway? does these people think a picasso doesnt have substance? or bela tarr?

Worth watching 10 times just for the pikey scenes

The DVD came with pikeytitles

is this considered dag kino?

9.5/10 made me like dags

>was it kino?
>was it cuck?
>was it wat do?
>was it bane?
>was it kino?
>was it inevitable biopic?
>was it kino?
>was it kys?
>was it faggot?
>was it kino?
>kino?
>kiinnnnooooo

Ritchie's best imo

IMDB pleb garbage isn't kino kid

fucking pleb

>tfw you're not an 'orrible cunt

That's perfectly clear Mickey let me just confer with my colleague here..

She's terrible partial to the periwinkle blue boss.

Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.

youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo

This is true desu

ritchie should do a standalone boris movie about his rise to scumbag bullet dodging fame. who could play a young boris

YOU GOT SOME TIRES ON YA

I don't like the phrase style over substance I was just saying it's what iv'e heard, the film perfectly satisfies me every time I watch it and that's what counts.

Watched layer cake a few weeks ago. Aazing

Ya got a helluva kick fer a fat focker.

>Yes, London. You know, fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin' Poppins … London!

my friend from the US told me he couldn't take anyone from this film seriously as 'they all sounded like leprechauns'. what do other amerifats think of this and other British crime films?

PROPER FUCKED?

BEFORE ZEE GERMANS GET THERE?

I know buddy. I didnt call you out on it I was just commenting

Tom "Big Guy" Hardy

arent leprechauns irish?

FIVE MINUTES, TURKISH

> I though you said 'e was a getaway driver?

> What the FUCK can he get away from, eh?

No, they're mythical

It was two minutes five minutes ago

Body shaming is not funny.

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not

yes but it's what he said, americlaps don't know much outside their borders.

Ugh

Can you just...........not?

Lock Stock was better.

You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

They think there is a giant bridge linking america to the U.K. so can't really take much of what they say seriously

Shut up, and sit down you big, bald, fuck!

ALLO AVI

hello dog

A great movie that you can quote with ease, as shown in this thread.

lol

DAGS, D'YA LIKE DAGS?
what the fuck is 'calle' and why is it in the captcha all the focking time

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>what do other amerifats think of this and other British crime films?

I liked the one where Sean Bean got killed at the end

At the end? That's a suprise, usually he's offed in about 20 minutes

>madonna
Good work fucking Yoko

That is a very great kino. Much respect.

meh tier
The Krays
Brighton Rock
The Essex Boys

Good
Snatch
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Red Riding Trilogy
Mona Lisa

Pure Kino
The Long Good Friday
Sexy Beast
(Do West Ham supporters count as crime? If yes The Firm)

its not a kino, its a funny movie to turn your brain off. Its a good flick/movie

When you say the krays I assume you mean legend? because the krays was dog shit, though both about the same thing.

LAYER CAKE??????

dag kino

Does In Bruges count?

West am? AWAY? LAV IT

street

OIM FOREVER BLOWING BAAAHBLESSSS

Not Legend, I haven't seen it yet. This was an older one starring The Kemp brothers.
I didn't think much of it.

H-h-haven't seen it

yeh i know the one you mean, Legend is the based of the Krays but it's much better, good tier I would say.

watch it. it is KINO. Also has Big guy in it

It's a great film until you watch all the other Guy Ritchie films and realize that they're all pretty much the same.

I think they even recycle jokes from Lock, Stock into Snatch.

I legitimately thought they were saying "fookin' pakis" the first time I saw this.

In my defense, that's a typical britbong thing to say.

Legend is a decent film, but a terrible representation of the Kray twins.

Missed Gangster No.1 - fucking fantastic film.

Richie is the Brit Tarantino. All his films use are overloaded with masturbatory dialogue, heavy stylised and each one tends to feel like a remodeled version of his last.

Rock 'n' rolla is where Richie really fell on his arse, IMO. A lot of people love it -myself included- but the dialogue is piss weak and almost all of the characters are played like parodies of characters from a better Guy Richie film. You can see what his intention was for a lot of it bit it's executed very poorly and just comes across as trying too hard.

The Tarantula equivalent is Death Proof.

Layers of Kino

this tbqh, though Richie is better than tarantula.

SOME IS RICH AND SOME IS POOR

Completely agree.

I think it a actually is

I like Death Proof

Remember when Jason Statham was good? Now it's just

>It's a "Jason Statham is a professional whatever who was double crossed and now wants revenge in "One Word Title Action Movie" episode

When was it not like this?

Like in the OP.

its more quotable than lock stock and two smoking barrels, but not as good

Not true, I've actually had a few great laughs from body shaming.

Like Tarantino

This is not kino, its entertaining but it didnt made me think or reconsider anything about my life, not one single reflection of some sort. Its just a comedy, something to watch while you turn your brain off.