Youre in the club and this guy walks up and slaps your ass

>youre in the club and this guy walks up and slaps your ass

Wat do?

try not to cum while playing this game

tell him to suck my dick

tell her about the tale of Darth Plagueis. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell him. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Guzzle his cock obviously

Turn around and tell Milo he's a fucking CHAMPION and say thanks while winking at him with my girlfriend in hand.

laugh at him and remind him how much editors hate him.

tell him the story of Darth Pagius. he's gay, so it would scare him away.

laugh in his pathetic face and tell him to fuck off.

Editors hate him because he's correct.
One day you'll wake up to the left wing brainwashing that is Socialism/Communism.

Yiannopoulos is my homeboy

Turn around, call him a faggot, then knock him the fuck out.

Hey. You hiring? No gay shit tho.

shake his hand, and wish him a happy new year....Then tell him "don't ever fucking do that again"

Actually, editors hate him because he is a manchild that has never progressed past being a worthless troll.

pedophiles need to be burned alive

>manchild
Pretty much every redpill, incel, alt-right moron deserves this label.

Probably look away in embarrassment and say nothing

Spot on

make him believe i'm interested then when we're alone, kill him, become a hero

actually, editors hate him because he's an entitled manchild who believes he should be able to write anything that comes into his head and have them publish it without comment.

not worry about, he's gay and getting fucked by nigger cock

and because he's pro-pederast.

face it. most conservatives are pedophiles, or VERY sympathetic to pedophiles..