Non-sexual related things that have given you a boner for some reason

Non-sexual related things that have given you a boner for some reason.

Let's hear em.

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human centipede

sitting down and typing out an eessay

doing the things I said I was gonna do 4 hours ago

Let's not

Children

yawning

Shot an A-15 for the first time this weekend. Gave me a raging hard-on.

Got into a brief fire fight on my first deployment to Afghanistan. Gave me a raging erection. Never took fire again after that on that or my second deployment so no real way to know if it would have happened again.

Luckily it wasn't a big target.

Sneed

Handeling a machine gun for the first time.

Formerly Chuck

Super Mario rpg

A fresh pile of wood in the morning

Getting the bad endings of games.

Was strapped into an unnamed aircraft that took fire in iraq and fired on their ground location. Watched the entire block firebombed out of existence. Crazy mix of paralyzingly fear, adrenaline, and overstimulation. I threw up and was left with a four alarm rager from the excessive bloodflow. Apparently common.

Basic human kindness

shoes

a really hard hit to the head causes boners when u think you are going to die you get hard it's your bodies last ditch effort to propogate that's why we evolved to have it

Acceptance

I occasionally get a glass-cutting erection when riding the bus.

Mr. Clean

this guy knows

Viagra

violence

when i fired my first employee i became diamonds in anticipation of them coming in to the office and i was rock hard the entire time while firing them

The first seconds of as-seen-on-tv ads where the women start complaining about failing in easy tasks, they make this grunts that sound a bit like moans. That's really hot.

I'm not the only one?

That's sexual related user

Only the one, one of the Zelda games

This thing

math class

Shiny is objects

I didn't know any of them had multiple endings

I'm a voraphile so looking at animal stomachs and endoscopies.

The prospect of a supermajority
I'm probably alone in that one

this horse is pregnant but it's dinner to pretend it ate somebody

...

same here, except I always get them. in cars too.

Visiting my neighbors farm

but left or right wing?

floor tiles

Every time I kill someone it gives me a raging hard on especially if it's by strangulation

By any chance are you a Muslim?

Well this is sure a pretty bad use of your blood during a life and death situation.

Well this is sure a pretty bad use of your blood from your body during a life and death situation.

adrenaline does that shit, epi-pens are like super viagra.

>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

well, Sup Forums said the message was aborted, the fact that it got posted in twice determined this was a lie.

having to pee first thing in the morning.

at least you can claim to have beaten the post timer and that everyone you dislike is always a samefag

can i post on my xbox?

FINDS

Already a thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

Why are you talking to yourself?

Oh look, it's the Poochie of memes.

i can post on my xbox, cant reply though

Yeah I know, but it's still pretty dumb, evolutionary speaking. Like, how did we evolve into having this feature ? Did our ancestors always did shit like "Damn, I just killed a wolf bare-handed, that was insane ! Quick, let's find some pussy asap"

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Whenever a cat sits in my lap.

...

Fight-or-flight-or-fuck.

Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.

youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

whenever my cat sits on my lap. sometimes i only have to be near her get hard

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Keit-Ai. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of multiverse theory most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also the MC's deterministic outlook as he longs for the AU version of his crush instead of his crush, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Philisophical Taoism literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

As a consequence people who dislike Keit-Ai truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the copypasta's catchphrase “Keit-Ai finds a way,” which itself is a cryptic reference to the works of Alexander of Aphrodisias. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sup Forums’s genius wit unfolds itself on the film version of Keit-Ai, which is Kimi no Na wa. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Keit-Ai t-shirt. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.

Gottem

Sitting as a passenger on a long car ride. I have no fucking idea why it happens but it never fails.

when i get really bd stomach cramsp and diarariahia i get one

Common
On sny given bus on average there are 8 boners

Once I wanted to make a WWI map in the Warcraft 3 editor, so I dialed up the damage, rate of fire and projectile speed on the guard towers for machine guns, similarly made steam tanks into Mark 1s and howitzers, and made dwarven riflemen kill each other in two shots to simulate missing. I made the barracks build instantly and put in enough gold so each side had infinite resources, and made two trench lines with slopes in front to represent mud and barbed wire. I just wanted to see if it would work and maybe see if I could break through somehow.

It worked perfectly, just how I pictured it. Larger and larger attacks went in and got cut apart. I sent as much as I possibly could at once and couldn't get through. I was pretty close to stopping, when for some reason the death noises of the dwarven riflemen, which during an attack play several times a second over top of each other, were starting to give me an erection. It only ever happened when there was a ton of them dying extremely fast, way more so than you'd ever see in the normal game, but the more and the faster the better.

I've never even suspected I was a sadist or a psychopath or anything like that, but since then I've been forced to wonder what messed up shit could be somewhere down in my mind so deep I'd never guess it was there until it emerged. So all in all not my proudest boner.

Dude me too sometimes. I occasionally leak a little from a hard shit

womens screams

A significant amount of fights males get into are Intraspecific, and usually the fight is over a female. Whoever wins needs to be up and ready.

Remember that evolution doesn't give a shit about survival. It only gives a shit about successful procreation.

Combine that with male reproduction being a high risk boom and bust strategy compared to female reproduction, and you'll get stupid shit like this,

A tree