My new years resolution: get Alyssa Welch to agree to being shake food

My new years resolution: get Alyssa Welch to agree to being shake food.

What

yes

Every user tweet to her that she should be fed to an anaconda this year

>for the past few years some anons have been trying to get Alyssa Welch to feed herself to an anaconda
>who is she? Well:
>5 foot 1
>vegan
>natural slim build
>evironmentalist
>SJW
>so, nothing of value lost. But why a snake?
>well:
>her weight (100-110 lbs) is light enought
>her body is slim enough
>her height is short enough
>she is naive enough

>alyssa welch

any relation to a nigga named dylan from upstate new york?

not to my knowledge

"SJW'

WTF? SHE IS RACIST AS FUCK.

>>for the past few years some anons have been trying to get Alyssa Welch to feed herself to an anaconda
>>who is she? Well:
foot 1
>>vegan
>>natural slim build
>>evironmentalist
>>SJW
>>so, nothing of value lost. But why a snake?
>>well:
>>her weight (100-110 lbs) is light enought
>>her body is slim enough
>>her height is short enough
>>she is naive enough
topest of keks

how

user tweet her yet?

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I KNOW HER AND HER FAMILY. THEY ARE INCOGNITO RACIST. THEY TALK A GOOD TALK BUT GET THEM IN PRIVATE WITH A FEW DRINKS AND YOU'LL SEE.

yeaaaaah

I'll do it since no one else has done it. What do I say?

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C'mon anons what should I say?

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If I don't get any suggestions in 7 minutes I'm not doing it

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fuck it