By request, a little greentexting of some life stories...

By request, a little greentexting of some life stories. If you don't care for this sort of slice of life thing keep scrolling
>be me
>8th grade
>awkward and cringy as fuck
>deicded to wear a particular piece of clothes (not a fedora or stereotypical shit, something really weird) as people repellent
>i hated almost everyone and the idea was that if I wore it only the good eggs would stick around
>worked oddly well, made a few great friends
>so out there and ballsy that no one gave me shit for it
>meet this one girl, call her Mary
>one of the more fringe kids like i was, but significantly less autistic
>actually a normal kind person, just middle school sucks so she got bullied
>pretty good looking but i never really took notice, she came into it a lot later
>tall for her age, thin, short blonde hair, gorgeous eyes
>really good with art, obsessed with plants
>became very good friends
>her some other guys and i all ate lunch together, somewhere between the normie table and the really bizarre get-away-now table, right in the sweet spot
>became good friends for a long time
>used to be very religious and had a big problem with homosexuality
>not gays themselves just the orientation bc parents taught me so
>had made several comments about it before
>mary was lesbian but never came out to anyone before
>got to talking one day
>"user you dont know near as much about me as you think"
>trymebitch.png
>i was notorious for being one of the smartest kids in the school and took this as a challenge
>"oh really? Like what?"
>"if i told you you would think of me differently and hate me"
>"nah no way"
>"no seriously im certain you would"
>without batting an eye or thinking before i spoke i shot back
>"what, becauee youre a lesbian?"
>in hindsight, dumbest fucking idea. Worked out well but couldve seriously backfired. Dont accidentally out someone based solely on your own intuition and reasoning of someones sexuality

Cont.?

Keep going.

user from other thread here, cont :)

Will do
Welcome lad

Itll take a mite, my memory is foggy

Bump

New Year user here, also monitoring this thread with interest.

>mary looks up fucking astounded
>"how did you..."
>"it was quite simple really"
>rattle off a series of clues, im a fan of mystery novels so i loved that kind of shit where you deduce something people dont think you know
>she continues to look astounded
>not sure why, i wasnt even being that smart, shes got short hair and only hangs out with guys in middle school, it was obvious she wasnt just tomboyish
>had a bit of an ego at the time
>"come on now, you dont seriously think i wouldnt know about something?" Winked at her "i find out about anything and everything. Its what i do"
>fucking cringe in retrospect
>won her trust and respect for some reason, surprised they didnt just leave
>stayed great friends for a long time
>freshman year of hs rolls around
>we both get transferred to the same high school thank god, same with one of my other lunch buddies, but the remaining two of us five go to a separate school
>i used to walk to and from school, now i take the bus
>ride daily to and from with mary
>guy friend who came with us, call him adam, was a super big weeb and gamer
>as was i, so we bonded over it
>wasnt quite as close with adam now, saw him every 4 or 5 days, still cool and friends
>saw mary usually every other day
>i was quiet in new situations, weird seeing as while i was always more introverted i never had social anxiety
>suddenly unable to talk to anyone
>mary being the sociable GOAT she is instantly made a friend group and joined me in
>i was very relunctant
>literally sat sort of curled up in the corner listening, not out of fear but disdain and lack of trust, barely spoke
>the one time i did speak i said something unintentionally witty or intelligent and won their affections
>im in
>mary wanted to set me up with one chick in the group (we tried to find each other girls all the time)
>wasnt interested
>still cool bc now i have people to fall back on

Is this going anywhere ?

Thanks for joining!

>some shit had gone down the previous summer, my first "real romance" (not passing notes type shit)
>obviously not in the strain of driving ourselves and real dating etc
>still, that "first romance" thing
>ended super poorly
>like really really messily
>TL;DR I set my best friend up (call him C) with my new female best friend (not mary, call her claire), and claire set me up with her best friend (call her jade). Best friend love square resulted in torn friendships and overall bad time
>turns out jade had been dating someone for a month for she met me and dated me for like 4 months"
>idk how she dated 2 guys at the same time for 4 months but needless to say, since it was my only experience feeling deep emotion for another, it fucked with my head
>this is relevant i swear
>basically time goes by and i still hang out with the new group on occassion but never got super vested
>i was depressed from earlier shit i wont get into but the whole ordeal with the love square initially felt wonderful as i was content with myself for the remainder of the summer but when school hit i dropped
>i gradually deteriorated and withdrew from everyone socially and became a husk of myself
>thought i was fat for reason and this is why jade dumped me
>began starving myself
>my fastest weight loss was 20-25 lbs in like a week due to starving and exercising
>constantly in a half conscious state
>stayed in the classroom during lunch
>looked straight out of columbine, was actually just self loathing
>this goes on for a long time
>one day i get called down to the couselors office
>at my school if you do shit you dont go to the principle you go to the counselor
>i had complete disregard for classmates and my school work but im not a bad kid, i make straight As
>why the fuck
>this is the last thing i need in my life
>i fit the bill for having done something visually and personally but i have a clean record
>im fucked
>im ready to end it

Cont.?

Yes promise

Yeah im out.
You babble on and have a high opinion of yourself but are cringy as fuck and realistically a social reject.

Some women are such slut.

Same, so much babble it lost me. Outies.

fuck it
, sure

I'm still here user.

Come on OP. FUCK someone!

Alright thanks for sticking around. I'm not speaking from my actual opinion of myself, just my opinion of myself at the time, which was quite high early on, and very low later

>go down to the office
>at least im getting out of class tbh
>i walk in an sit down, confused and stoic as fuck so as to not incriminate myself
>"user, some people have been worried about you"
>come again
>"someone who chose to remain anonymous told us you were having a hard time, something about not having feelings"
>mind you, this was before that was such a meme
>holy shit tho someone actually cares
>it was no secret that i was no social butterfly but only mary knew i had gone numb to shit, something about the wording was specific to a conversation i had with mary
>being the prick i was, i sat through the counselor speech then went back up to class, pissed at mary
>mary is too precious for this world i had no reason to be mad at her
>i let my anger subside and a few days realized just how awesome mary is
>we started hanging out more, i gradually started eating again
>still depressed but misery had company
>my hormones had also started to kick in more and I suddenly started noticing that mary had become extremely good looking
>put that shit aside shes lesbian
>at this point i no longer hated homosexuality btw i mellowed out a lot
>sitting on the bus one day, mary sleeping against the bus, looking absolutely amazing
>sat down next to her
>she lifted her head and talked for a little before going back to sleep
>this time a bit closer than usual
>hm weird ok she knows in weird about physical touch but whatever
>bus starts going and she readjusts
>shes now pressing into me
>this is really fucking weird whats going on
>half way home she turns over and puts her head on my shoulder, cuddling into me
>we have never made an substantial physical content
>the hell is going on

Cont.?

yea, its 1:40 am and im bored, cont

Go for it my dude.

Nice dubs user. Continue, we're reading.

>being the hormonal virgin with almost no physical contact ever that i was, this made me fucking diamonds
>cuddle erections are the most embarassing kind
>at this point i dont suspect shes really sleeping, no one actually slept on our bus anyways bc shit driver
>she is completely unaware of the erection tho
>her stop comes up and she lifts her head up and stands up
>i shift out of the seat making room for her, covering my crotch with my backpack
>as she leaves, she batts her eyes and says bye as she gives my bicep a playful squeeze
>where the fuck is this handsy shit coming from
>and how do i get more of it
>later that day debating on calling her up to hang
>before i can decide, she calls me and asks to hang
>this is right before spring break btw
>we had 1 more day until break, so we decided to hang out
>walked to the local shopping center, fucked around, went exploring in the woods a little
>really good time very fond memories of forgetting troubles and college admissions and just being a kid
>go back to my house
>start playing vidya on the couch
>she gradually inches over to me during, and I inch back
>she ends up laying down on the couch since she lays on everything, but uses me as a pillow
>"user, can i put my head here?"
>head is right next to lap
>thank god for no boner
>"uh sure" says something half funny but not really, trying to defuse tension
>she lets out the cutest more feminine little giggle ive ever heard
>its a mystery how i didnt get a raging boner
>stays pretty innocuous like that til she goes home
>next day at school, there is heavy tension
>asks if i want to watch doctor who at my house
>fuck yes
>first day of break technically so we have the entire day to spend together
>similar shit to before, had a great time
>get home, turn on doctor who
>inch closer again
>this time VERY close
>her thigh is up on mine a little
>fuck it, i know shes allegedly lesbian, but these are strong vibes
>decide to go for it

Cont?

Go on user. I hope thos story doesn't leave me feeling melancholic

Go on

Cont. Please user. For the same if nostalgic angsty pussy.

inb4 dinosaur

Continue my dude.

Inb4 OP leaves us on a cliffhanger

>lightly place my hand on the outside of her perfectly toned thigh, peaking through her short shorts
>her legs are truly incredible to this day
>she responds to my touch, and moves in really really close, curled up against me with her head tucked in my neck
>felt amazing to feel another persons warmth for once
>super fucking embarassed tho bc i was taught love and touch were morally wrong from a very young age
>moved in a bit closer and put my hand on her arm, reaching over to hold her
>too crippled by awkwardness to do anything else, seeing myself like this
>mary is either astute or convenient and mentions the soft grey blanket behind me
>fuckyeah.png
>if i cant see it i can handle it
>this was one of those high quality ultra soft blankets, so mixed with the softness of her skin, i was in heaven
>move in close like i always wanted to, our legs overlapping/intertwined a little. I put my arm around her bacn which for the first time i noticed was incredibly feminine
>her whole frame was amazing and i, the weird prick outcast, got to hold her
>she extended her arm and began to feel my abdomen with her small soft hand
>i was deeply insecure about not having a six pack, but was too idiotic to realise i was in decent shape
>she ran her hand over it, and held my midsection, clearly pleased, which was a novel thought
>I ran a hand through her soft short hair
>I'd never felt hair that short that wasnt a guys before
>not super short but not past her chin
>she giggles again and nuzzled deeper into my chest now
>it was truly incredible
>enter: my mom
>same one who taught me all my old anti-gay shit
>knows mary is lesbian but likes her anyways
>suddenly shes under a blanket with her son
>ohfuck.png

Cont?

Go on

spaghetti?

Yee.

Holy fucking suspense

did op die

Welp, OP abandoned ship.

is this pre-written?

clearly not

checked

anyone else got a chub from this story?

wait nvm am drunk af

are you retarded?

Wont do my dude. Ill give it a conclusive ending i hate when people cut greentexts short
>mom had always been very hospitable
>in private family life she was terrifying and controlling but one of the nicest people you will meet otherwise
>she came up because her and my dad were having ice cream and granola and wanted to offer us some
>mom is visibly confused
>too late to try to move away
>doubt mary would understand that the sight would piss my mom off because its me being intimate, not because its with her
>froze and braced for impact
>mom stumbles over words, offers it, then leaves
>i tell her im good, truth was my throbbing hardon from emotional and physical intimacy prevented me from standing
>while mary goes downstairs getting ice cream my mom comes back up, im still lying under the blanket
>you have never experienced true terror until youve seen a middle aged old school conservative "the gays have 700 partners on average and stds come from general touching" mother catching her son in bed with a lesbian
>holy
>shit
>she was fuming
>"what the heck was that?" she whisper yells
>deer in headlights mode activated
>"i honestly have no clue mom"
>"but you were under the blanket with her"
>IM EQUALLY CONFUSED
>"i thought she was lesbian?!"
>so did i!
>Mary was coming back upstairs
>saved.jpg
>mom puts on happy face and walks back downstairs, no doubt giving minutely reports to my dad
>mary is 100% oblivious
>she offers me some of her ice cream
>i turn it down
>"are you sure user?"
>im too sick at the thought of my impending doom once she leaves to eat
>but fuck it
>ive been caught
>ill be damned if i wasnt going to milk this
>i got back under the blanket
>we watched the rest of the show and had a wonderful time
>the movie ended, followed by a long, awkward silence...

Cont

Is op kill?

He kill.

Sorry for slow posting everyone this is not pre-written i didnt think i would be greentexting tonight. Ill see my story through tho

hurry up user

Op doesnt faggot. Checked.

Dubs again OP. Keep posting b/ro

...

are you there op?

>screen is black, house is silent
>mary looks up at me
>neither of us were in a place where we wanted to have sex for the first time, we would have to date first and after a while maybe
>bible belt if you cant tell
>her gorgeous hazel green eyes look up expecting me to say something
>"well" my dumbass mutters
>"should we?" She asks
>ive known her for a while, we are very close. Dating just seemed like the natural next step in the relationship
>"Yeah"
>she flashes that winning smile and giggles extra cute and nuzzles into my arm against, holding on this time
>holy hell
>i have a girlfriend
>and shes a lesbian
>we walk downstairs and my parents are right there in the kitchen
>really awkwardly make small talk to us, for while some time, no discernable reason other than to make me squirm
>mary goes home and hugs me extra tight as she walks out
>i walk back inside
>commence grilling
>i explain that this is brand new, hasnt happened before, and i dont understand marys sexuality either
>my dad is weirded out but basically says whatever
>my mom chews me out
>"user if you wanted to play video games like usual with her thats fine because then we can hear that you arent doing anything sexual"
>"its a family rule that if theres just you and a girl, you cant watch a movie there has to be a third person there"
>FUCKING SINCE WHEN
>that has never been a rule for anyone ive ever met
>also
>why the fuck are you listening in on me
>and do you not think i could fuck and play vidya? Try me bitch, thats my fetish
>i have immense self control and say nothing
>the next day mary and i make plans for the following day to hang out after i get off work
>that day rolls around and i get a phone call from mary

hes probs typing

I think OP is having a gap break in fond memory.
Or he kill

Fap* break

OP literally just posted you fucking spergs

...

Same time us us obviously spergaroonio

>op posts at 2:32 PST
>"or he may be kill" at 2:36 PST
Fuckin brainlet

we're on the edge of our seats

4 posts too late :'(

I'm retarded user, relax.

spaghetto

>everything felt different the next few days
>not in the good jiterry romantic way
>not even in a bad way
>everything just felt off
>"just wait til you can hang out with mary again" i told myself "thats something good to look forward to"
>shit like that was the only thing keeping my life together, little things to look forward to
>she calls me while im at work, my manager loves me and lets me take the call
>mary says she has to cancel
>she didnt realize she had family plans
>wellshit.wav
>i understood, and felt oddly relieved, because i was still intensely nervous about it all
>i go home and play vidya
>the day passes
>and the next
>and a week goes by
>break is nearly over
>i havent seen her again since
>the sunday before school starts back up, i reach for my phone to call mary and tell her its too weird and i prefer to be good friends
>the phone rings as i reach for it
>weird but ok
>i pick it up
>mary answers
>"listen, user... youre great but i just really like what we had when we were friends"
>well that was fucing convenient
>i explain how i was literally about to do the same thing
>we both laugh a bit then hang up
>go to school on monday
>back to friends again, better friends than ever before
>but i still had questions
>was she a lesbian? She was attracted to me and i have masculine features
>do any of those feelings still exist?

there's still hope!

maybe she was bisexual? this sounds like how i discovered (thought i was lesbian, realized i still had feelings for guys too)

way to start the year with a shit greentext story op

there was a good green text earlier

Mary was being a true friend, pretending to want to be OPs gal in order to lift him from his depression.

Tits and timestamp or gtfo.

This!

comin right up

Greentext your fable, but faster than OP

there's no real story to greentext.
had a few crushes on girls, had a girlfriend in middle school, then in highschool i realized i had feelings for a dude and we're still dating. boom. boring i know

Let them deliver tits with timestamp. The fable can wait

Can you make one up? Bit of girl on girl action to start with.

>mary calls next day
>pick up shaking my fat wrist (was actually thin)
>spaghetto need meet u
>go to marys home fast thinking vage
>ring bell, mary opens door with the smile
>go upstairs as friends
>she wants touch again and press tight agains my elbow
>tell her: Oh mary and touch soft green eyes
>dick falls out
>mary was boy all along
>Oh spaghetto

Kek

12 year old please leave.

....make one up? isn't it easier for you to just open pornhub in another tab
and i'm not a good writer

Yeah we need our tits and timestamp. My apologies user.

Cunt where is the time stamped picture?

All g user. Happy new years user

Think she was being sarcastic

I just came for the dubs.

Surely she will deliver. When has anyone not delivered on b?

No. Just trying to fill the gap between OPs posts.

>inb4 mary dies or some shit

You too user. A happy fucking new year to all anons.

Nice two trips and a dub, im chubbed
>in time i got answers to both
>while we almost never talked about what happened again, she said several things multiple times in weird ways that made it seem like it was directed at me
>she mentioned being into one of her friends
>i said cool go for it but she hesitated
>"well see i get close to people and then i try to date them. Like its just something i do. Like whenever i have a good friend i always end up trying to take it an extra step....."
>she rattled on on that point for quite some time just repeating herself
>felt like she was trying to explain what happened without addressing it directly out of embarassment
>made sense, shes big on friendship
>as far as still having feelings, that was up in the air for quite some time
>a few more situations like the bus happened, and there would be random bursts of sexual tension while we were hanging out for years after
>ignore and move on
>fastforward way later, we dont talk as much now but i still see her every few weeks at uni and we hang from time to time
>she was dating one of the girls from the friend group when we moved to high school
>mary had always been christian, but the more liberal kind of modern christian you see nowadays
>for whatever reason, she got really into it lately, and stopped dismissing people using scripture to hate gays
>bad touch
>suddenly mary begins to hate herself for being lesbian
>keeps telling me about a book by a gay guy who is gay christian and celibate to reconcile it, with a wife a children
>shes admitted to me multiple times that this isnt what she wants
>but she seems intent on pursuing it
>everytime she describes how she wants to live like that she ends it with "but thats so sad"
>i feel so bad
>i left religion years ago
>i want to be supportive but how
>its one thing to support a friend who comes out
>but shes old school praying the gay away
>something about the way she talks alludes to her wanting me to be that guy
Ct

i dont have any girl-on-girl action tales anyways, my last female relationship was in middle school
so
i could only hang out with my gf at like, the mall with my mom

OP if this story ends sadly you will be cursed by a new year ghost.

Unzips....Go on.

Still dont see tiddy and timestamp...

i hugged her once in a Justice store when my mom wasn't looking

I have a few stories myself. Honestly wont be interesting though. Though its a bestfriend x gf cheat.

Hnnnnng. Moar

she lended me her cardigan because it was cold outside

Awww fuck. This is like a threesome.

If op had shown her the pleasures of a good dickin under that blanket it would have never gotten to this.

Lent

Yee, though no prewrite. No story for the new years.