20 year old user just purchased his first sex toys. What do you guys have?

20 year old user just purchased his first sex toys. What do you guys have?
>Inb4 a gf

a gir...shit.

I like to make my own shit,after I seen a thread on the DIY board lol

prostitutes

This

Pussy connected to asshole?

By the way, everything you buy on amazon is irremovable from your purchase history

Bad Dragon dog pussy. Step up your game nigga

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Kek

have you tried the Hazel? how does she compare?

delete amazon account

make new account

I got your mom. She works good. Battries never die and self cleaning.

I haven't sadly. This is the only toy I own. I thought about hazel but I just love the look of Natascha so I got her instead.

why not fuck the real thing?

I have the Hazel, definately interested in getting the Natascha at some point.

Or an actual dog, when I move into a place that allows pets

female dogs have the best pussy ever i heard.

I've tried it - it was like fucking a hot, juicy marshmallow. Just love when they rub it against you, and lay with their legs open so you can shove your tongue inside

What the fuck is wrong with you? I love dogs. I couldn’t force anything on them.

>pic related. My pit/lab mix in the snow.

ever try horse?

>forcing
nobody ever said anything about that nigga, horny bitches don't take no shit

yo dude... never said i fucked one. don't shoot the messenger. your lab/pit is pretty sexy btw

I would if I could, I've never had privacy with a large female before.

no, sadly. horses are beautiful but i'd rather keep my skeleton in one piece.

maybe when i'm a millionaire, i'll be able to afford one as a pet

No dog wants to be fucked by a human being. My dog is even slightly disturbed when I dry her off after a bath. She’s fixed too. I doubt she would be happy with even a male dog.

you could always fuck a neighbors mare. i see what you mean though.

what if you make love to her? would that be better?

>see zipcode
>mfw I live in Vegas
>mfw it's new years day and drunk easy pussy is everywhere
>mfw it's everywhere all the time just go get it
>mfw no face

>she's fixed too
>she's fixed
>fixed

there's your problem right there

You guys are trollin hard. Just get a pocket pussy and be happy I guess.

i see male dogs fucking humans all the time, so im sure some of the females would mind.

to each his own

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Never seen that or looked into it. Why are people into dogs or other animals for that matter? What exactly turns you on about it?

> pic related. My dog sitting on a chair at a table.

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that bitch of yours has some nice titties. I honestly don't know why people want to fuck animals. Women are definitely more likely to partake since every other video i've seen is a woman taking animal phallus.

I don't know why, I just think bitches are sexy. I'm not attracted to male dogs at all though. I'd happily take a bitch waifu if society would let me

Vulcan? Is that a Star Trek flesh light? If it is thats really sad