Can we talk about what the fuck even happened in this movie?
Everything was so fucking stupid, even for Star Wars, to the point where I was just waiting for the fucking thing to end. I have never been so annoyed by a movie in my life.
Where do I begin?
>The first asian bitch having to bomb the ship, she climbs the ladder to get the detonator only to fall down the ladder >shes crippled or some shit and kicks the ladder until it falls off the edge >oh no, it fell past her. But wait, she reaches down over the fucking platform to catch it mid-air.
I'm gonna give the rest of the little shit a pass, right until Finn decides to run away to get help. The entire sequence of them on the casino planet was so fucking pointless besides the fact they needed to give some kid hope.
>they end up in jail and get put in a cell with another dude who has a fucking remote control for every cell in the prison, who has been waiting for fuck-knows how long until somebody gets put in his cell just to look cool.
>Finn finally makes it back, oh shit he got caught >don't worry, there's a fucking planet off to the side that we have been flying beside this ENTIRE FUCKING TIME, and there's an abandoned base on it that they can take shelter in. How lucky!
>The lightspeed allah akbar was pretty cool, I'll give them that
>Finn decides he needs to kill himself to save the rebellion, only to be stopped at the last minute by fat chink. Whoever the fuck decided Finn needs to fall in love with this fucking chink and not Rey is a fucking moron. She adds literally nothing and is annoying to listen to and look at.
>Luke wants to destroy all the ancient Jedi texts but bitches out, so ghost Yoda shows up and lightning strikes that shit to death. But wait, all the books show up on the Falcon with Finn at the end. What the fuck?
Kylo Ren vs Luke wasn't bad, but if Luke wasn't really there what made the lightsabers clash if Kylo could just stick it through Luke like air?
And then this old fucking guy walks over the trenches leaving footprints, so a soldier decides to put his finger in the footprint and lick it
>SALT!
Who the fuck does that and what the fuck was the significance of that?
Landon Cook
rey took the books before lewk go there to destroy them. yoda interrupted and he never went into the tree to see they were gone. whether yoda knew or not is irrelevant because the point he was making was to impart his wisdom and get luke back on track.
it was easily the most dramatic star war so far. fucking massive highs and lows. i thought it was ok, some of the cutesy stuff could have been left out but eh, not more ridiculous than the original tilogy.
and yeah the lightspeed scene was the bees tits, although it does beg the question: why hasn't this technology been used as a weapon before? literally the entire death star etc. didn't have to be built. you could just have have giant hunks of raw durasteel with hyperdrive engines on them and obliterate entire ships and planets and whatever the fug you want.
Ryan Thompson
it was a cutesy moment because that whole scene resembled the battle on Hoth from Empire and it looked like snow, so they were doing a little wink wink to show the audience that it was salt even though we were all thinking it was snow
Cameron Evans
>It seems everyone can use the force now without having done any length of training.
>Rey can duel with ease and manipulate objects and Leia can survive being in space and fly through it...
>Disney has poltiticised it now and are ramming it down our necks
Not a fan anymore
Levi Wilson
I appreciated all of the salt planet setup because it provided a subtle clue that Luke wasn't physically there when he left no red footprints.
Beyond that i'm done arguing about this movie. Some people loved it some people hated it. Life goes on. JJ will give everyone a take-no-risks ultra safe Episode IX and that will be that.
Charles Watson
Bet Jorje really hates himself for selling his baby to the white slavers.
James Bailey
you're an angry limp dicked conservative aren't you? There's literally nothing wrong with this movie, its way fucking better than force awakens which just rehashed old story points. This actually had its own fucking plot.
I will admit it could have been a little bit tighter in some points, but then look at phantom menace. Look at the fucking ewoks. Star wars is and always has been about random flights of whimsy and if that takes us to a random casino world where we can pretend to be space peta and free some catdog horses then why the fuck not.
We watch these movies for space ships and laser swords and explosions. Is that not what was delivered to you? Stop placing your insecurities on a thing that has only ever tried to distract you from your miserable cuck existence and fucking enjoy yourself.
Nolan Lopez
Yall got Jewed
Julian Barnes
>literally nothing wrong with this movie >could have been a bit tighter in some points
Stop praising the franchise when you know it's going down the shitter
Christian Wright
I forgot about that Leia shit, that was so fucking retarded. But Disney couldn't offend the Carrie Fisher fanbase now could they? Her actually dying would be far too sad
Landon Torres
Snoke's death - Dumb Amount of slapstick - Dumb Luke being a cynical and sarcastic asswhipe - Dumb (although I laughed at the grass hand gag) Leias friend not telling her plan which would have prevented Finn and Rose even bothering to do all that shit - Beyond dumb (unless ive missed something)
Other than that the movie was fine.
Ethan Garcia
I'm with you - I can't express how stupid I thought this movie was (I was hoping the new hope plagiarism force awakens was gonna be worth sitting through with questions answered in TLJ, but they wren't - this one also had a few ESB throwbacks but no where near as blatant as FA)
I'm really upset about how they did Luke dirty - what a fucking stupid way to end the Luke Skywalker story
Connor Watson
Also: Rose stopping Finn was dumb af. I honestly hate Finn and would have wanted him dead. Might just be me though. No its not because hes black. Master Dindu was my fav.
Sebastian Baker
well put user
also, for the first time in a star wars movie i found something genuinely horrifying. the emperor is evil but didn't "scare" me as such, snoke came close but not quite. the scariest thing were those fucking bodyguards. holy shit,
Carson Campbell
Rose should have suicided into the laser saving Finn
Brody Anderson
Yoda burns the tree because he knows Rey has already stolen the books. He's yoda ffs. He literally spent his last days trolling Luke. It's not a stretch to think he wouldn't tell Luke about the books.
They needed to introduce a new love interest for Finn before kicking off the Jedi resurrection story arc. Celibacy is huge to their order. Having her try to re-establish the Jedi, while fucking some black first order traitor would probably take a lot of the impact out of her (eventual) emergence as the head of the new Jedi order.
I get your other points, but how is this so hard to understand?
Dominic Kelly
>Finn drags his half-dead mongoloid chink false-love-interest 2 miles over a salt flat in front of 15 AT-ATs completely unharmed despite them spending the previous 20 minutes trying to kill him.
Camden Myers
The thing I didn't get is: if Finn and ugly fat Asian chick can escape the fleet and go to a whole other planet, why didn't everyone just do that?
Juan Turner
I agree, that scene with the soldier licking the footprint was just so fucking out of place and moronic
Ethan Ross
>people think the prequels are better than The last Jedi
Andrew Johnson
When I can download it from torrent for free pls answer
Sebastian Clark
how exactly does your post relate to
Grayson Harris
This is the most distilled form of pottery I've ever fucking seen (then again it's star wars so joke's on me I guess).
Isaiah Robinson
Lmao easily most dramatic lol did you even watch it, it was pretentious not dramatic.
Luke Anderson
go to solarmovie. i guess they replaced the spanish cam rip with a slightly better english one.
choose openload.
i wouldn't normally help tards, especially those that want something so lame, but it's new year's day.
Oliver Thomas
fuck you motherfucker
Julian Torres
Orders are orders and Finn got a ton of people killed because he engineered that escape and that whole pointless part. Other than all that the movie still sucked
Carter Bell
That fat ugly Asian bothered me more than anything. Out of all the beautiful Asians in the world they picked a how with the body of a bag of potatoes
Henry Stewart
HEY ITS SALT! ITS NOT ICE. LISTEN EVERYBODY: NOT ICE!!!
So we are NOT COPYING AGAIN any other star wars scenario
Parker Diaz
The movie just sucks because the writing is so god damn lazy. > Chink main character shoved in for the chinese market > Outrunning the second baddest ship in the galaxy because big guns are shit and fighters are shit. > There was little to no expansion of what the relationship people have with the force even though Rey was suppose to be training with Luke. Besides which she does absolutly none of and becomes seven stronger than before. > I dont even need to explain the Casino seen. But watching people review this movie and calling it thought provoking because of a few hints at saving animals and shady arms deals is laughable. I think it will be easy for me to just list what was done right. Which was the Rey and Kylo interaction, that was the only thing done that was interesting and built up the characters not to mention led up to the bad ass guard fight.
Lucas Lee
idunno man, the inclusion of any female chinaman would have been annoying
Jeremiah Clark
They couldn't tell people the plan because there was a spy on board or someone who planted the beacon - how they couldn't locate a beacon outputting such a strong signal on their own ship fuck knows
Benjamin Bell
Diversity. Also: “Look how different this character is! See? You don’t even need a story for her because the looks are novel enough to distract you.”
William Garcia
>"You can't just jump in a fighter and blow stuff up!"
>Bad guys show up
>"Permission to jump in a fighter and blow stuff up" LOL XDDDDD
Charles Rogers
why are you upset? i just gave you the alternative to torrent. did you want to download it?
i only came back to add that ANT downloader is the new solution. if you want other ways to get directly to the openload file, there will be more links on watchfree.to. then, you can just tell openload to download. otherwise, the streams are chopped now into m3u8 or something files. the only way to get it would be to use ANT downloader. it works.
why are you so upset? you're so unresourceful you couldn't find solarmovie or viooz or openload yourself.
i was just trying to help the ultimate losers who are waiting for big packets in the mail.
they can sue you in florida. if you don't show up, they win by default and take your mommy's house.
i'm the motherfucker when half of all torrent users are putting their parent's home in jeopardy?
David Morris
shit really... maybe i should add Sup Forums 12 year olds to my list of fucks to never reply to in 2018 like yahoo and TMZ.
i don't really get any satisfaction posting squarepusher tracks on youtube to 19 year olds. i'm 40.
i think i should really feel my new year's after turning 40 and do it right; like fucking off from this site.
Brody Thompson
Disney didn't change anything about Star Wars politically, you just became a political extremist
Cooper Long
How did Yoda even call a lightning strike down if he's fucking dead?
Sebastian Howard
Yoda is able to influence energy. We refer to this as "The Force".
Angel Ortiz
I think it was so the really, really retarded people would notice that everyone leaves a red footprint due to the composition of the salt and that Luke wasn't leaving any footprints.
Isaac Morris
For the same reason that we have to have the plans throughout the film explained in simpler and simpler terms over and over. Standard American audiences, the main target demographic, need to be spoon-fed.
Everyone else would / should recognise a salt flat.
William Hughes
Yeah but you seem to be forgetting he's dead. What's stopping Darth Vader from still fucking shit up then if being dead just means you're untouchable and still have all your powers?
Tyler Lopez
to be fair, Carrie finished filming before she died.They would have had to do massive reshoots to kill her character and rewrite a bitch ton of stuff. We always knew Leia could use the force as she did some minor things in empire and Return of the Jedi. I was ok with it.
John Gonzalez
and it was stupid for Obi Wan to just give up in A new hope during his fight with Vader.
Jaxson Ramirez
Yoda is incredibly powerful and is able to influence The Force more than probably anyone. Also the Sith don't have an afterlife. The only reason Anakin appears at the end of Return of the Jedi is because he did the last minute deathbed penance and died as a Jedi, not a sith.
But yeah it's fucking stupid anyway.
Connor Anderson
Have people seen the prequels? Last Jedi is 4th best in the series.
Easton Russell
the movie was bad, the amount of ridiculous scenes and stupid characters were impressive. Nothing more than a mediocre 5/10. And on top of that, fucked up the lore in the star wars universe. And god please someone kill that chubby asian...
Adrian Young
Yeah him and Poe dropped the ball several times.
Kayden Evans
The old movies had ewoks, the prequels had JarJar, the new one has Rose There is always that one stupid decision that ruins it forever
Anthony Hernandez
Episode 1 aside, they were
Matthew Smith
Star Wars was always a sloppy mess. The only good Star Wars story line was the clone wars. Let’s just hope Dave Filoni is allowed to step in and clean it up. Nothing you can do as a franchise fan but enjoy it and be glad there’s gonna be more. All the bitching and moaning will do nothing.
Ryder Gray
That scene with chewie and those stupid birds was stupid as fuck. If you didn't laugh at the first flock of birds flying away in fear then here it is again, literally seconds later
John Robinson
Try 3rd worst
It was better than the first disney wars and episode 1, but thats it
Jayden Moore
Oh you think that was actually Snoke huh? Just like Kylo thought that was Luke?
Hunter Watson
Snoke got cut in half, Luke did not
Gavin Scott
Cause Luke wasn’t actually there. Did u even watch the movie?
Jayden Peterson
well andy serkis is a much better actor
Noah Davis
but then they DO tell people the plan
Ryan Taylor
If you complain about this movie you are a 40+ year old virgin neckbear
Jonathan Gutierrez
Strong is the dark side young one
Connor Reyes
The whole point of her character is that rebellions are built on regular people fighting for whats right and not legendary hero's. kind of the whole point of the movie really.
Owen Parker
You forgot the thing that bugged me the most
WHO THE FUCK WAS SNOKE??
Where did he come from? Why was he so powerful in the force? How did he become nu-emperor?
Brand new big bad guy sith lord just magically showed up and started the neo empire with not even an attempt at explaining anything about him?
In the OG trilogy we didnt know what happened previously, so palpatine being mysterious was acceptable, but this asshole became a super powerful sith lord with an apprentice and a new empire in what 20-30 years and were supposed to just accept it?
Leo Lee
I think you are giving 2 and 3 more credit than they deserve. 3 is not awful but still not great.At least 8 wasn't boring af.
Josiah Diaz
Someone please explain the regular ass kid on the casino planet using the force to pick up a broom... why the fuck does everybody have the force now?
James Hill
>3 pretty great movies >followed by 40years of endless attempts at cashing in/coverband/tribute/fanfic with shit-tier junk including but not limited to: >holiday special >toys >Theme park rides >disco dancing darth vader >...emasculating Darth Vader every way possible >a whole trilogy of big budget Prequel movies about what a big wussy Darth Vader was >animated cartoons based in Star Wars’ black & white worldview of absolute good and absolute evil >mangling the original movies with cartoon animation and trying to erase the original films from the library of congress, stores, and history >The Farce Awakens (bc apparently it was sleeping) (and woke up for a more jewish-friendly anti-white reboot) (remake) >Rogue One (maybe the least sucky thing outside the three originals but someone should have had a writer, and not the 3rd grip, in charge of character dev) >The Lost Jordi (smorgasboard of half-baked ideas, marvel universe cliches, by a director who wanted to spite what everyone else wanted to see and made a pointless film he wanted to see instead.
it’s taken me 40 years to learn, you can’t just buy moments of artistic magic bc you have unlimited $
Tyler Wright
why was Palpatine not having a backstory good but Snoke not having a backstory the WORST THING EVER OMFG?
this isn't Marvel, you don't need a backstory and flashbacks every 5 seconds. They had enough of that in TLJ with Luke / Ben's version of the night at the training temple.
Grayson Bennett
Luke explained this to Rey for her training. It's never been only Jedis that can use the force. The force is everywhere and it's always been everywhere. It's a fundamental law of the universe. Jedis are in tune with how to use and manipulate it, that's all, and people that are strong with the force can use it when they don't realize what they're really doing
Juan Stewart
It's a fucking trilogy you dipshit, the 2nd part of it is suppose to leave questions for the 3rd part
Snoke is revealed in episode 9 when he's a force ghost
Did you watch the force awakens and bitch about how the jedi temple was destroyed? Did you cry because they didn't tell you how Rey got left on Jakku?
Christian Cox
because everyone had the force before. some people are just better at it than others. I like it. It retcons the stupid midichlorians bullshit.
Hunter Diaz
it's a big galaxy. Using the force is rare but it happens often enough for there to be dozens of younglings in the prequels. The force isn't exclusive to the Skywalker family
Connor Martinez
if you don't know shit about star wars fuck off from the star wars thread, dick
Threadly reminder that it has been made into a wiki, a fanfic, a fictionpress story, a manga, a meme, a TV tropes entry, an anime preview, an anime episode, an honest-to-goodness anime movie that's Oscar considered, and a critically acclaimed box office success that's the highest grossing anime film of all time and approved by Shinzo Abe and Cool Japan, so stop talking about it.
Has it taken you 40 years to realize how much of an asshole you are. Half the people in the movie are fucking white. It is just representing a more diverse ethnicity. Even the main character was white. It's like if everyone in your movie was named Jerry, and someone came along and said maybe we should name these characters Steve and Mary. That film would not be inherently anti-Jerry. So STFU and quit trying to feel persecuted. Whites make up 75% of the entertainment industry, You ain't no victim.
Chase Hill
>i like bad movies
Cameron Lopez
He explained that IN his comment you utter fucking imbecile. Holy shit.
Jose Johnson
opinions are subjective
Jack Ross
>755510875 >I`m retarded
Austin Rodriguez
no his explanation was that it's ok for Palpatine to not have a back story because he's mysterious. Not really a good reason for nitpicking.
Noah James
>Half the people in the movie are fucking white kek yea, and they’re all either evil, incompetent, or they die off.
Zachary Kelly
>The online equivalent to a 4 year old mocking in a stupid voice.
I applaud your creativity.
Jonathan Diaz
Just a thought...
If the entire resistance to a galactic government is literally like 30 people who can all fit on a small transport ship, maybe it's not "The Resistance."
Maybe it's a terrorist organization.
Cooper Reed
Why wasn't anyone mourning Han? Chewie should have been ripping arms out of sockets and tearing off Stormtroopers heads. Should have been more Stormtroopers corridor fight too imo. Why weren't Poe, Finn and Rose immediately arrested and executed after the fight was over beside the fact that the entire resistance now fits into the Millennium Falcon. If they literary sat on the ship and did nothing but wait for Holdo's plan, everyone would have lived.
Joshua Thompson
Fuck backstory. Palpatine had a character and motivation, the new guy is just some jj abrams cliffhanger shit that went nowhere.
Luke Harris
You Star Wars faggots are so fucking sad. This was actually one of the better Star Wars films.
Mention how someone falling in a battlefield & not being able to carry out their mission is little shit, overlooking the whole “space bomber” thing.
The casino scene was the most poignant because you can see how much profit was made by the same people in the galactic wars.
The smuggler wasn’t looking to look cool, like everyone in that city, he was wating for his chance to make a profit. Finn and Rose provided him with that.
The rebellion were flying to the planet from the get go, the first order was toying with the rebels thinking they would run out of fuel/shields first.
Finn didn’t fall for her, she was a fanboy of his until she realized he was running away, and had faults just like any regular person. Rose forgives him for his shortcomings and still believes the person he is should be saved.
Luke feels like a failure, like obi wan did.
Luke and Kylo’s sabers never clash in the rebel planet battle, Penis, did you not watch the movie?
Some other bullshit I’ve heard: “Luke shouldn’t have been such an asshole, though” did you faggots not watch the saga? Obi was an asshole to Luke, because everyone was an asshole to him when he tried to bring up Aniken & we all see how that turned out. Hell even Yoda was an asshole to Luke at the beginning.
I think all you faggots are just mad because the storyline is a little more complex than usual.
“But, nothing turned out the way it was supposed to” Go fucking watch bob the builder.
Henry Stewart
Rei is white, Poe is white, Leia is white, Finn is black. That's 3/4 main character good guys who don't die off in the film. and Poe used to be a bad guy. I don't get why you are making this into a racial thing.
Charles Long
Kek, the last time around people were offended of how op rey was. How naratives can change. On a more serious note, I have no problem watching an anti-white movie, if its a good movie. Who gives a fuck, its just a movie.
Jack Jones
>Poe is white
Colton Lewis
The new ones aren't as good as the OT. They're better than the prequels. About the same as Battle for Endor and Caravan of Courage.
Ian Richardson
Yes and yes. And I soothed myself with expectations that they clear things up in 8. But they half-assed it.
Easton Lee
Their characters are be evil and have a weird face. Their motivations are Rule the Galaxy.
They are kind of the same character.
Hudson Miller
>“Luke shouldn’t have been such an asshole, though”
Yeah you might have heard that from Mark Hamill.
Brayden Flores
He's fucking Italian. Since when are Italians not white?
