Is this motherfucker poisonous? Help

Is this motherfucker poisonous? Help.

no

yes op you are doomed only god can help you now

No
Spiders aren't poisonous, they're venomous

>saw small pic
>assumed it was yellow snake
>about to call op a pussy
>zoom and enhance
>REEEEEEE

Not from Australia. Are you sure it's that kind of spider? Can I sleep in peace?

saw one of these when i lived in australia

Just kill it before it goes into your mouth while you sleep

This

Ahh yes the little red back fuckers

Looks like a huntsman from here.

if it prefers running sideways then it definitely is.

they aren't aggressive, just put it somewhere full of bugs

Cum on it

I can't remember if they live outside of Aus tbh, I just love when they are on the outside of our letter box.

grab it and you'll see

i also had huntsman in my apt in sydney, those fuckers are scary. i mean i did care too but about the redback, the size of the huntsman,fuck!

OP here, I'm just going to sleep in the living room at this point. The kangaroos reassuring me is nice, but not taking the cha

As a mailman I fucking HATE when I open a box and they run. It scares me every single fucking time.

Time to go outside and burn the house down user.

that's a Brazilian wondering spider your fucked if you don't evacuate.

You might need a gun to kill it

Gf's house is up in the hills a little bit and their house gets huntsmens upstairs and downstairs...I have to kill them for her always..
One time there was one hanging in a door way and another near the freezer in garage

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get in here lads

its just a massive house spider. they kill a lot of shitty insects and don't bother you I would put it in the attic or outside. pretty cold outside though.

you could kill it without a problem but that's pretty fucked up

Bit hard to tell, the hairs aren't striped like most, they have red bits on their face where fangs are too usually

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Is that a tailwhip spider?

finally someone to play mario kart in person with

I don´t think so, you can safely eat it.

You better call the EDF the giant insects are invading again

finally something that give me a handjob

She is, and she looks like she has recently laid eggs

lmfao
kudos sir for making me chuckle

fuck you

When I see shit like this I am glad I live in a really inhospitable climate for insects.
99% of the spiders are safe here.
99% of the snakes are non-venomous and live in really small areas.

Don't know how you Australians do it. Fucking continent of death.

Let me get my coat

...lewd spooder thread?

no a fucking rocket launcher is the only thing for that

Australian summers are fucked like the insects

Here OP, let me help you. Take this.

why has that spider got a humpty dumpty face on it's rear?