Did you sleep with a stranger on new years?

Did you sleep with a stranger on new years?
Who had sex?

I fucked a girl a few times NYE morning, and at a a party I went to I seduced a girl into giving me head.

So good times, and I fucked the first girl raw.

>Did you sleep
I didn't for 3 days.
>a stranger on new years?
Eventually i did. With shadow people.
>Who had sex?
My mind.

Only sex I had was with my hand.

Wife came home full of fresh spunk though.

Quit meth, bro

Nope, I fucked my wife.

why would you lie? on the internet?

This. Three times.

I've run out of money so i already quit. My mind is melted af right now. I never felt worse than now

>I've run out of money so i already quit.

lmaoing at ur life

So do I.

I stayed at home alone and drank because my fiancee was going to a party in the city with her girlfriends.

aahahaha you dumb motherfucker

What? I don't like going out.

Go to rehab my dude

Almost had a 3some with my girlfriend and her friend but she left when i started fuckin my girl so better than nothin i guess

Yeah, gf and I spent the night edging eachother. Both exausted and hungover. Fucking brandy......

I had secks with my Girlfriend :) a few times. She moaned pretty load :) This makes me happy.

Got stoned drank half of cup of shampaigne and fell asleep

>shampaigne

If we were able to have sex on NYE do you think we'd be hanging out on Sup Forums?

Live in your bubble

No, had sex with my hand with a few beers and a joint

Does an almost incestual run-in count?
:/