Saw jack reacher 2, AmA

Just watched Jack Reacher 2, biggest pile of shit I've ever seen, and this is coming from a guy who enjoyed the first one thoroughly

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yeah it's pretty bad, I saw it too OP. adding a teen sidekick is pretty much always a mistake.

slow ass action so 60 year old cruise can keep up, lame locations, boring plotline, lame villain, etc. Hope john wick 2 delivers. action movies are dying

Don't forget the feminist pandering, I'm usually all for Cruise because he's /ourguy/, but I hope this bombs so kikewood execs stop greenlighting propaganda like this

Bump again

Another one

What's up with you fags

Damn thats too bad. I was planning on seeing it tomorrow with my best gal.

Guess its just dinner and then watch something at home instead.

Remember how everyone thought mad max was a feminazi shitfest? This was about a 100× worse, the screenwriter should be blacklisted

John Wick sucked

I enjoyed it more than I thought I would.

Are you a feminist?

I've seen both this and The Accountant. Affleck delivered.

hmm.

Guess I will go see the accountant. I like a good thriller.

> Remember how everyone thought mad max was a feminazi shitfest

No those were trolls and retards. Most people on Sup Forums liked Fury Road.

>it's a Jack tells a woman how to do her job episode

Hasn't Jack Reacher always had a feminist mindset in the stories? I guess I'll skip this one till it comes on the telly. I enjoyed the first movie, and enjoyed reading "Killing Floor." I wish that the Travis McGee movie would finally enter production, but a man can only dream.

Let's diregard the books for a moment.
In the first one, he was operator as fuark but in this he'd be fucked without that bitch from how I met your mother, don't pay for this, we need to send the kikes a message

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inb4 it's got no feminist message at all and just happens to have a competent female character that movies have had since the medium began and you're just itching for something to get offended over for Sup Forums (You)s

is that a shop of tom cruise or original of norm macdonald?

> I HAVE TO BE THE BABYSITTER BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN!?!?!?!
> I'M SO SICK OF GUYS UNDERESTIMATING ME BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN
> 5'7 120 POUND WOMEN ABLE TO TAKE DOWN SEVERAL 200+ POUND MEN

That's just a tiny portion of the pandering, watch a camrip and get back to me

everyone point and laugh at the pleb

sounds like a typical action movie tbqh, tom cruise is also a megamanlet whos beating up giant fuckers his entire career but you dont whine about manlet propaganda because that's not a Sup Forums meme (yet)

Have you seen the first one? My point is that the first one was excellent and free of liberal agendas, this one was bad because of the shoehorned female character, Tom is a brilliant actor but even he couldn't save this shitheap of a sequel

> This is what butthurt haters actually believe

I'm a Patriot

what will Tim think of it?

Trigger warning: there are women in this film who do something! DON'T WATCH THIS IT DOESN'T ALIGN WITH MY POLITICAL AGENDA!

Man, Sup Forums has become a shitheap since Ghostbusters. I only come here for Banethreads anymore.

Show us your tits you worthless cunt

Tits or gtfo

Spotted the woman.

What kind of feminist pandering was in it?

> Sup Forums has become a shitheap since ghostbusters

So essentially you saw on Facebook or something that Sup Forums had HILARIOUS MEMES somewhere around the start of 2016, yes? Fucking newfaggot redditor.

You seriously have no problem with female characters needing to act hostile and insist any doubt of her performance is sexist?

Too many to remember, listed a few above though, seriously, the trailer is incredibly misleading, wait for a decent rip. I went in the theater expecting a solid Cruise action movie because the first one impressed me, boy was I wrong

At one point cruise goes
"Are you mad at me because I'm treating you like a man or are you mad at me because I'm treating you like a woman?"

Thanks for the warning. I was going to go see it in theatres tomorrow, since I thought it would be just like the first one.

You should probably do this

I already saw The Accountant. Great movie, probably my favorite this year after The Nice Guys

> Jack Reacher: Never Go Back is a feminist Samurai movie - Edward Zwick, director

Shiggy diggy, if any of you plan to see this, don't

Sauce?

I watched it today. I thought it was okay, the female military character bugged me. She was shit. The teenage girl didn't bother me. As for the action, Tom is just getting old, not his fault.

First one was better, but that's usually how it always is anyway.

To be fair, she did babysit. Jack also discovered the opium inside the weapons, solving the case for her.

Look up what the director said about it if you think I'm exaggerating when I called it a flick that panders to feminists

> Cruise is just getting old

Keanu is arouns the same age, have you seen John Wick? I doubt the horrible fight sequences were Cruise's fault

He's a big guy.

>, and this is coming from a guy who enjoyed the first one thoroughly
Lol i fucking hated the 1st movie outside of the above average carchase and 10/10 bathroom scene

How bad is it user?

Bourne 4 bad? I walked out on the ending after the casino chase it was so predictable

Lol what the literally had to give him tumblr dike sidekicks?

at least in the MI movies the gurls where qt

The action was the only good part, and the first Jack Reacher did that better too. No shaky cam at least.

I loved how after she yells out "I have to be the babysitter because I'm a woman" Jack casually responds "...Yes"

Can't bruise the Cruise.

John Wick's action isn't especially physical, it's pretty efficient.

Dude is mostly about gunplay and shooting people in the head. Shooting a lot of people in the head.

If you found the first one bad you're probably going to despise this one, truste when I say that you shouldn't pay for it

Can military police even do operator stuff?

Go to bed Brad!

>Man, Sup Forums has become a shitheap since Ghostbusters
You can thank women for that. They have always ruined EVERYTHING since the dawn of man.
They are like rapefugees. As long as you keep them on a leash they behave, but the moment you give them your pinky they will not only take your hand but devour you completely.

#repealthe19th when

How was it so much worse than the first one?

Did he not fist fight anyone?
Did he not shoot anyone?
That's all I'd need to see to consider this one worth watching.

> funding feminist propaganda

Whatever, I'm not the boss of you

Ohhh

Ahhh?