Baby boy on the way. Been looking at names

Baby boy on the way. Been looking at names
Wife wants to name him ocelot or chaos. I think we need to think this through.

Name him chris

adolf

Who cares what your wife thinks?

"erratum" look it up

If this is trips name him wingstop

Name him dubs?

Off by one

name him Knee Grow

Wingstop

>This

That's my name, can confirm it's a sick cunt name.

Ecgberht is used fairly infrequently these days

or Lucifer

"Ocelot"? You shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

Name him after your best friend since it's his.

name him cancer jr., because that's what you are--cancer.

Witnessed

LOL, your wife is a retard. Are you even black? Pick a biblical name and get on with it before you ruin the kid’s life

You can only call him Ocelot if you train him to be the best revolver gunman in the world.

Is he an Angle?

Bingbong

Obviously your wife is right.

Name him Chaos Ocelot.

Those are retarded dog names. This kid will have a rough life because of his stupid mother. Don't let her do it dude.

Alro rolling for standard names like William, Robert, Alexander etc

craig

Adamska

Just Adamska

or Courage Wolf

>tfw you realize how much this kid is gonna get bullied

just give him a normal fucking name before he hangs himself, don't want him to end up like his robot father now would you?

What kind of sicko would name a kid "chaos" ?

Think of a few real names and give him the one that fits best when you see his face.

Nice one

Nancy is a pretty good millennial male name

praise the holy

Daniel

ocelot or chaos? Holy shit hit the abort button you dont want to be tied down to bat shit crazy.

you only get one chance to name your kid so dont risk fucking it up name him everything full on french mode with 30 or 40 names and let him pick the one he wants to go by

Quads demand it

Daaaaaamn

Are you and/or your wife a juggalo? That's some juggalo ass shit right there.

But rolling for Chris P. Bacon

Mike Hunt

It's a nice name you should consider it.

Action

Courage Wolf

So Joseph Stalin just walked right by. Don’t want a path to success? Don’t want to the dad of the cool guy?

Retardo like his mom.shes a dumb bitch and you fuck her.did you meet her on the short bus?

Wingstop

Bingbing

Ocelot!

Agree with her name of Ocelot, but only if his first name can be Revolver.

One of my wife’s friends named their kid Craven. Do they even know what that means?

Stupid americans

Cornelius

Fuck, i came to post this.

OCELOT?
OCELLOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

name him Enzo Gabriel

Kek. If they do maybe they we're just being realistic.

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I think you're gonna need a divorce my Sup Forumsrudda

Steven
or call him your name
and then make him call his sone same...
>create a dynasty of autistic Sup Forums

Give him a normal first name and a stupid middle name.
Try to make the initials funny too.

Naw she gets my dick hard. I'm keeping her

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Nice name

Atlas, that's a good name. Atlas held up the world. Also Atlas shrugged is a great book

Cuckleberry

If trips
Name him Hercules or Achilles

Colin.....

You should name him Faust or Joseph

this

Chaoselot

What is the name of the black guy who impregnated her?

Congratulations, chum....p.

ABORT THAT SHIT!!!!!

chaocelot

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Name him pendejin , it's a name that represents honor in the family

Check out randomniggernamegenerator.com that will help you decide.

OP is a faggot

Osama

Let me guess. Your wife is a drug user.

CHAOS what is your wife a 13 year old deviant artist?
Give you kid a normal name like Ben or something before your wife fucks your kids social life.

"Chosen" is a good name.

This. in 20 years or so people will know the truth and a name like that will let everyone know he was based from the get go

Trips comfirms.

Make his middle name "user," after his daddy.

is she a crack addict

Name him Wolf

call it Shaniqua since your a cuck and want to show you are woke. Also the way blacks call their kid it would be appropriate.

you have shit taste

You mean nigger faggot, just like his daddy.

Name the kid beneductape cumbumbersnatch

Fucking holiest of keks
Lucky Quads speak

Those names are fucking ass name him Jäger or someshit

Reyquanza. But I don't want people thinking he's black

Jean, but the french version pronounced John. now you can bully him by calling him jean, like the pants.

Gideon, Talion, Xavier. Something that cant rhyme with a shitty insults if you care for him. (Example but for wrong gender. Ruby the Booby.) It will help the kid.

>Yorick Hunt

Because you are

Name him whatever your name is. Easy

Your wife is a fucking idiot and he'll get made fun of his entire life.

Pick a name from European royalty. It's guaranteed to be looked highly upon when he's older. Think:

>David
>Mark
>John
>James
>Paul
>Thomas
>Nicholas
>Richard
>etc

Think of the future, name it the numerical date it is born