Baby boy on the way. Been looking at names
Wife wants to name him ocelot or chaos. I think we need to think this through.
Baby boy on the way. Been looking at names
Name him chris
adolf
Who cares what your wife thinks?
"erratum" look it up
If this is trips name him wingstop
Name him dubs?
Off by one
name him Knee Grow
Wingstop
>This
That's my name, can confirm it's a sick cunt name.
Ecgberht is used fairly infrequently these days
or Lucifer
"Ocelot"? You shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
Name him after your best friend since it's his.
name him cancer jr., because that's what you are--cancer.
Witnessed
LOL, your wife is a retard. Are you even black? Pick a biblical name and get on with it before you ruin the kid’s life
You can only call him Ocelot if you train him to be the best revolver gunman in the world.
Is he an Angle?
Bingbong
Obviously your wife is right.
Name him Chaos Ocelot.
Those are retarded dog names. This kid will have a rough life because of his stupid mother. Don't let her do it dude.
Alro rolling for standard names like William, Robert, Alexander etc
craig
Adamska
Just Adamska
or Courage Wolf
>tfw you realize how much this kid is gonna get bullied
just give him a normal fucking name before he hangs himself, don't want him to end up like his robot father now would you?
What kind of sicko would name a kid "chaos" ?
Think of a few real names and give him the one that fits best when you see his face.
Nice one
Nancy is a pretty good millennial male name
praise the holy
Daniel
ocelot or chaos? Holy shit hit the abort button you dont want to be tied down to bat shit crazy.
you only get one chance to name your kid so dont risk fucking it up name him everything full on french mode with 30 or 40 names and let him pick the one he wants to go by
Quads demand it
Daaaaaamn
Are you and/or your wife a juggalo? That's some juggalo ass shit right there.
But rolling for Chris P. Bacon
Mike Hunt
It's a nice name you should consider it.
Action
Courage Wolf
So Joseph Stalin just walked right by. Don’t want a path to success? Don’t want to the dad of the cool guy?
Retardo like his mom.shes a dumb bitch and you fuck her.did you meet her on the short bus?
Wingstop
Bingbing
Ocelot!
Agree with her name of Ocelot, but only if his first name can be Revolver.
One of my wife’s friends named their kid Craven. Do they even know what that means?
Stupid americans
Cornelius
Fuck, i came to post this.
OCELOT?
OCELLOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
name him Enzo Gabriel
Kek. If they do maybe they we're just being realistic.
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I think you're gonna need a divorce my Sup Forumsrudda
Steven
or call him your name
and then make him call his sone same...
>create a dynasty of autistic Sup Forums
Give him a normal first name and a stupid middle name.
Try to make the initials funny too.
Naw she gets my dick hard. I'm keeping her
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Nice name
Atlas, that's a good name. Atlas held up the world. Also Atlas shrugged is a great book
Cuckleberry
If trips
Name him Hercules or Achilles
Colin.....
You should name him Faust or Joseph
this
Chaoselot
What is the name of the black guy who impregnated her?
Congratulations, chum....p.
ABORT THAT SHIT!!!!!
chaocelot
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Name him pendejin , it's a name that represents honor in the family
Check out randomniggernamegenerator.com that will help you decide.
OP is a faggot
Osama
Let me guess. Your wife is a drug user.
CHAOS what is your wife a 13 year old deviant artist?
Give you kid a normal name like Ben or something before your wife fucks your kids social life.
"Chosen" is a good name.
This. in 20 years or so people will know the truth and a name like that will let everyone know he was based from the get go
Trips comfirms.
Make his middle name "user," after his daddy.
is she a crack addict
Name him Wolf
call it Shaniqua since your a cuck and want to show you are woke. Also the way blacks call their kid it would be appropriate.
you have shit taste
You mean nigger faggot, just like his daddy.
Name the kid beneductape cumbumbersnatch
Fucking holiest of keks
Lucky Quads speak
Those names are fucking ass name him Jäger or someshit
Reyquanza. But I don't want people thinking he's black
Jean, but the french version pronounced John. now you can bully him by calling him jean, like the pants.
Gideon, Talion, Xavier. Something that cant rhyme with a shitty insults if you care for him. (Example but for wrong gender. Ruby the Booby.) It will help the kid.
>Yorick Hunt
Because you are
Name him whatever your name is. Easy
Your wife is a fucking idiot and he'll get made fun of his entire life.
Pick a name from European royalty. It's guaranteed to be looked highly upon when he's older. Think:
>David
>Mark
>John
>James
>Paul
>Thomas
>Nicholas
>Richard
>etc
Think of the future, name it the numerical date it is born