How do you explain Sup Forums to your friends and relatives?

How do you explain Sup Forums to your friends and relatives?

>high school
>16yo
>get in trouble for talking about edgy memes
>principal calls my mom
>mom wants to look at my phone
>sees i'm on Sup Forums
>"user WHAT THE HELL"
>"w-what"
>"Why are you on Sup Forums! That site's full of pedophiles! Do you want to be some kind of hacker when you grow up" etc
>spare me
>dad gets home
>mom "explains" Sup Forums to him
>100 percent cringe
my dad buys it
>my dad now thinks i'm a pedophile hacker
>i have to explain to them about how i'm not a pedo and Sup Forums is for everyone
>my mom calms down
>threatens to ground me for being on a "creepy' website
>my mom doesn't trust me anymore
>fuck

>underage b&

Wanna see some YLYL

YEAH

/gif/

your mom was right

Those.
Despite your desire, you do not yet belong.

>/gif/ parents
/wsg/

Maybe ask your mum how exactly she knows Sup Forums is full of paedophiles ?

rule #1 I don't talk about Sup Forums
rule #2 I don't talk about Sup Forums

other boards don't really play a big role in my life, part from Sup Forums, /s/, /r/ and /gif/, there's not that much to talk about them

>rchan is for everyone

yeah, except for underage
get b&

Just show them a board that ISN'T Sup Forums or Sup Forums, like /po/ or the cars-board or whatever, and explain that almost any topic is discussed here.

Show her a loli thread. She’ll understand

Post your mom's tits

I don't. I never admit to anyone that I use this Bulgarian goat herding forum

>be 25
>been on Sup Forums for almost a decade
>no one knows im here because i dont brag
mfw op is a faggot

You don't.

This. Ive been browsing this site since i was a prepubescent child, yet I still never felt the need to tell anyone. OP is a cringelord normie.

you should get the computer of your principal and add some random edgy pics of your mates into it and call the cops user

/bread

>be 28
>been here since 2009
>now have fiance and baby girl
>visit her parents on the regular
>be eating bland food her parents make
>her dad is a blunt boring stick in the dirt
>her dad asks me about politics
>im not much into politics
>he goes on about trump and hilary
>without even noticing I just blurt out " they're all just abunch of autistic faggots "
>they drop their forks
>i cover my mouth with my hand
>look around the table
>fiance's sister has a 5 year old autistic son
>her dad looks like wants to hit me
>stand up " im going to go outside for a cigarette "
>" good idea " said her dad

This place has literally changed me as a person, its made me so cynical, I never take anything seriously at all anymore.

If anything, now I get a kick in pissing people off.

Which honestly isn't a good thing, and probably makes me look like a sociopath.

Glad someone still knows how to behave.

Sup Forums is an Image based chat board that commonly focuses on pornographic photos but has many catagories to join with multiple topics in each

There is NOTHING Illegal about Sup Forums... the tards that come around posting loli crap an worse are but a few and can only be stopped once they have posted bannable material...

... fukk it.... kill em an be done...

>Telling about Sup Forums to normies in real life
>Underage newfag
Well look at that

I’m guessing his mum watches cnn.

kys m8

>Be talking with person
>Sup Forums comes up in convo
>"Oh yeah, I like that site user, I've been on it twice"
>Twice

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we don't talk about Sup Forums with normies

I used to know a guy. It turned out he was a criminalist. He used Sup Forums. It is a undisputed proof that on Sup Forums are only bad guys.

The leak is real lads!

if dubs, op must post mom's nudes.

WIN!deliver now or she dies in here sleep

Checked!!

You heard them OP! VAGENE AND BOB PICCS!