Today:

today:

>3rd bundes
fortuna köln - paderborn (19:00 cest)

>2nd bundes
st. pauli - heidenheim
bochum - dresden
union - sandhausen
(all 18:30 cest)

>the bundes
leverkusen - schalke (20:30 cest)

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

autosage edition

yer mum's on autosage

hi, is hertha elite??

no

how hard are >schalke going to >schalke

friday games were a mistake

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I have muscle tomcats :(

sport ist mord

/bundes/

Apparently Bruce Arena will travel to Hamburg to meet with Wood and discuss his club future at Hamburg with the club management. Seems a bit odd for a national team manager to be getting involved that much but if Arena can convince Wood to stay at Hamburg, then I'm all for it.

lel Do we also need something like this on Sup Forums?

>+++ Option gezogen +++
>Unser 20-jähriges Mittelfeld-Talent Ryoma #Watanabe bleibt für mindestens zwei weitere Jahre ein #Schanzer!

Who is Ryoma Watanabe and is he good?

>ingolstadt
>schanzer
huh?

>Im Jahr 1537 wurde Ingolstadt zur bayerischen Landesfestung Ingolstadt ausgebaut, die es mit einer kurzen Unterbrechung 400 Jahre blieb. Dies brachte der Stadt den Namen die Schanz ein und noch heute nennen sich viele Ingolstädter Schanzer.
straight outta wikipedia

schanze(-nviertel) is in hamburg.those bavarian farmers should get a new name

yes hello

bump

>creating a containment board for alt right new fagottry
don't know what to think of it desu

I wouldn't be suprised if he's going to the EPL during the next 2 years

Good morning Bundesliga.

moinsen

what will /bundes/ do on may day?

grilling with friends

yer mum

none of your business

did you mean
>none of your bundes
lmao

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wew

Not a goddamn commie so I have not one but two final exams

>2017
>not a commie
lamo

Don't bully.

I thought it was funny :(

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krautism

ayyyyy

BK2>>>/tennis/

>aytekin in dfb final

JUST

'no'

hallo und guten morgen!

Question: how many murricans are posting in /bundes/? Sometimes I think it's at least 3. then again I think it's just one massive samefag.

I'm a musician.

lmao what do you make 30ct/day or what

Yer mama makes 0,99 c/min on her phonesex hotline.

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musician lol. sometimes i think whether i should get a """degree""" from a kunsthochschule while working my 300k/year job as a mathematician.

Andreas Cornelius has completed his medical at Atalanta Bergamo.
FCK and Atalanta have agreed a transfer fee around €3,5m.

sounds like good money.

was studierst du den so?

could have been Stark though

Geschlechterwissenschaften an der FU

Looks like an alright city. Not close to the ocean, but some big lakes not too far away and also a lot of nature right outside the city.
Milan the closest big city.

goodbye

well mathe duh

>mathe nerds
literally gonna beat u up

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i know how you feel about cities closer to water

quickly prove Picard-Lindelöf or I don't believe you.

>Picard-Lindelöf
i haven't watched star wars

Did I ever tell you that before studying law I did the first year of economics at university but dropped out when I failed my oral math exam and then also failed the retake after studying intensely for a month.

Yes well it's in our genes since you can never be more than 52 km from the ocean in Denmark.

but have you watched star trek?

time to get injured

>failed oral
i don't believe you

what did you learn from your failing?

we already knew that you're dumb

If you're really bad at something you should just write it off instead of wasting time and effort trying to become adequate.

okay

the solution is y(x)=Aexp[a*t] lol

>failing at first year filter exams even when trying hard
fucking lol

>x
>t
pls

>studying economics
>2017

where did it all go so wrong for denmark?

yeah i wanted to look cool and failed. thats why we usually write diff eq solutions without independent variables.

wanna hear a joke?
>epsilon was negative
xddd

To be a little bit fair to myself, around 50% failed the first try and 1/3rd of all enrolled drop out during or right after the first year.
Economics at Copenhagen Business School would have been a bit easier since they don't have this hardcore standalone math subject right from the start but it ease it in through the other subjects.
But yeah, I should have passed after all that work.

Uhm I didn't study it this year, it was a long time ago.

>Atalanta
>logo is majorly blue
>not close to the sea
Why is this allowed

>making a containment board for a containment board

YES, good morning.

how old are you

lol nice one! here's another one:
>real number

>oldmark

you don't ask her lady her age

I bet she's already milfmark.

more like milfquark

Can confirm that I am 3
I study economics AMA

Schalke isn't satisfied with Weinzierl and gives him the boot. You're now the new trainer of Schalke and you have to play against Leverkusen today! However..

while you're driving with the bus to Leverkusen, all of your players are being swapped with look-alikes. Will the Schalke that arrives in Leverkusen be the same Schalke that departed from Gelsenkirchen?

Well I only did the first year (really only first semester since the math exams were in January) and then studied law. So it's not like 20 years ago or anything.

>look alikes
No

>dumbmark

Depends what you mean by "Schalke" I guess.
It's still the same club. Players and coaches come and go, but the club remains. So in that sense, yes, it will still be the same Schalke in the pitch in Leverkusen that left Gelsenkirchen.

SWOT or porter?

U wot m8?

leverkusen vs Schalke will it be a meme match?

heh, nothin personell, kid..

yes

Looked them up. SWOT

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thats racist

what is even going on in the picture? is the smiley jumping out of chief keef's chest?