What are some movies to help me cope with the fact I'm a 24 year old lossless virgin and I'll probably be a virgin...

What are some movies to help me cope with the fact I'm a 24 year old lossless virgin and I'll probably be a virgin forever and I'll never know what amazing sex feels like?

*kissless

Just learn to be a real person and enjoy life without constantly hating yourself for not being one of the people who gets laid

God you disgust me

>being too poor to afford a hooker

40 Year Old Virgin

Capeshit, since you're probably very stupid.
You could lose your virginity RIGHT NOW if you really wanted to. Google escorts in your area, find one you like, ????, bam: one less myth between you and reality.

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anything by mike adriano

This. There is literally nothing wrong with being a virgin. Nobody worth your time will shove it in your face.

>God you disgust me

You're a woman, aren't you?

He dont have that much disposable incum

>paying some disease-infested whore hundreds of dollars for a condom fuck while she gazes dead-eyed into space, cries, and/or/ texts her next client during your session
OP please just wait. God has a plan for you.

Like ramming a plane into a building?

I did that a few months ago, at 25. Not because I cared being a virgin, but because it was a fantasy of mine.

I don't regret it one bit. That said, not being a virgin anymore in your mid-twenties doesn't change shit. It's not like High School where your social standing is affected by it. Nobody cares. Except virgins.

thanks for the rare pepe, dumbass

i've been having sex a lot this year and it's really underwhelming and just sucks up your time, energy and money, my fuck buddies can no longer make me cum and i'm usually just excited for them to leave so i can just edge to porn that satisfies whatever kink i want

>fantasy.jpg

There kind of is. It's a natural act that even single-cell organisms without brains or even genitals can fulfill. For someone to be unable to carry it out even once in a timeframe that exceeds the mortality of most species on the planet indicates there is something deeply flawed in their character.

Losing your virginity as a man doesn't need to be a special event. OP could wait, but clearly thinking too much about sex and his virginity has had an impact on his well-being. He should visit an escort (another point here: escorts are way different from street hookers, cleaner and some of them offer a "girlfriend experience") and get it done with.

That's Allah, not God.

>For someone to be unable to carry it out

nigger are you retarded?

just shell out $150 and go visit an escort

how hard is this to comprehend?

yeah like you

True, my first victory as an MMA fighter was in a pro-wrestling match.

meh

God is just the cucked version anyway

OP should just man up and get a hooker/escort

>reverse image search
>cuckold

That's what I'm getting at. The problem lies in the person's unwillingness to resolve the matter and rather allow it to plague them mentally for the rest of their lives. It's such a simple solution to what is essentially a non-issue, yet they won't go along with it.

nuh uh

You can't impregnate escorts due to their diseases and rules. It's pretty much totally against the point of fucking, except for the hedonistic aspect.

My point exactly. There's an entire generation of able-bodied young men being wasted because they can't get laid so they feel like they can't do anything

God, you disgust me OP

what the h*ck did he mean by this?

yuh huh virgin

nah i've just found out that at a certain age being a spry intellectual faggot who isn't a pussy nu-male is actually a fairly solid niche to be in, as long as you dress decently and don't act like you're trying to get laid and have lots of amusing anecdotes and stuff, some girls will think you're fucking hot, but it's pretty shallow fulfillment

I can't be a virgin I fkd ur mom last night bruh. little sister is on her way.

>t. Sup Forumstard

I'm only 19 but the whole kissless virgin thing causes me some serious anxiety as well for whatever reason, although I know its not a big deal.

I don't even really give a shit about having sex. All my friend's lost theirs to slutty girls at parties.
I'd just like to be in a relationship with a modest girl who doesn't fuck around.
I can't help but feel there's something wrong with me though.

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>m-muh biology
The human species is the first being on this planet that can make decisions based on something else than just their instincts.

Imagination, ideals, dreams. Hell, just for the hell of it. Saying "It's what we're supposed to do" is just being primitive.

Yes, well then masturbation should be sufficient for the entirety of your lifetime, then.

Watch this pls OP and Sup Forums

It helps me with life

>all that filtering and smoothing of the skin

take off the lashes and eye make up she be looking like harambe

>google escorts in your area
>find one you like
>"tonight, on a very special episode of COPS"

bad boys bad boys

whatcha gonna do?

wachu gona do when big guys for you