Fuck ya'll, it was great

Fuck ya'll, it was great.

no, it was fucking awful

Rogue One was better

Was it, though? Was it really?

it was awful.

agreed
agreed

ur tism is showing

filth, saged

agreed

I want to fuck Rey, ya'll

agreed

I want a future where all Jedis are fat asians

Same

that's down syndrome

and quit posting your profile pic

Rogue One was great.

They could roll around like the new droid, except with lightsabers.

agreed

fat, annoying, completely unecessary asians

it wasn't GREAT, but it wasn't as bad as all the petition-starting faggots say

I liked the movie a lot... I'm wondering about other people's opinions and why they hold them.

however, things i don't like:
-thing that rose said
-phasma going down like a bitch
-hardly showing luke's reaction to han's death
-not enough chewie
-snoake went down like a bitch nigga

what do you guys think made the movie bad?

Lol, no. You clearly have shit taste. What next? Suicide Squad was a masterpiece?

It was ok.

this kike shit will never be good

Yes. Actually had funny parts.

Same....kinda more into Rose though, because of reasons.

Reasons such as this.

Chewie did need some more screen time, he was basically a cab driver with a chicken fetish.
I do like to think the only reason he is keeping those birdos around is for eating.

And every single one of them should be played by Margaret Cho

Harley's ass was a masterpiece.

How do I downvote this?

that they had to put as director the screenwriter
he just could not cut or redo some of his work

Lol, fuck outta here. Rogue one was boring, The Last Jedi was a fucking joke.

Wrong and gay.

Both were great films.

Rogue one was the best star wars movie from the last 5
pls kill your self

The issue with this movie is that it won't stand the test of time like many other Star Wars movies have been able to do. Rian Johnson tried too hard to make the movie as modernized as possible by adding in one liners (like the 'your mother' joke within the first 3 minutes of the movie) that have no place in the star wars universe. Another huge issue that I had with this movie was the amount of times the scenes would slow down, there would be a dramatic threat towards a main character, and then they would get immediately rescued. Every. Single. Time. The only known character they decided to kill off is our beloved Admiral Ackbar.

It was very good.

Fuck y'all who hated on Canto Bight that shit was legit

it was more like an Avengers movie than a Star Wars movie. So much shitty Disney comedy and random things happening that just didn't really add up as far as SW lore goes. Just burning the last of the Jedi books?? It's been going downhill since JarJar and Disney is just cash grabbing at this point.

2 more years

This is accurate

Maybe they thought the books were younglings

I liked it over all.

At least it has SOME oc unlike force awakens

also #reylo

I see only one or two things that make this movie great.

I also see a ton of things why this movie is shit.

Awfully written, too bad the next one will be about the same because they made a shit ton of money regardless.

Remember....we could've had Mara Jade....

rogue one blows so hard dude

>He didn’t see the books in the Millennium Falcon drawer.

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> Mara Jade
Fanfic porn!

It was the best SW movie since the original trilogy.

I’ll sign on to this list, and underline the Luke/Han question.

Phasma’s death reminded me of Bobba Fett’s. Meh.

Still, the movie was fun. Not classic, but fun.

Except TFA was basically NH sooo....

Nobody talks about the worst thing, fucking relativstic bombs. Makes the whole fucking story pointless. Why build a death star when you can just light speed kill anything anywhere any time? Why send a bomb down a vent hole when you couldve just sent all those ships that died anyways into lightspeed?How coukd there ever be any war or resistance? Scfi has to ignore that shit or nothing would ever work.

>ignoring Super-Leia
That literally was enough for me.

That's not saying much.

Rey saved those books. They were on the falcon

is this return of divercity?

the only good star wars movie is A New Hope

I agree with all your points and want to add :

-Rey taking out Elite Praetorian Guards despite having little to no training
-the stupid casino planet was too prequel-like and mostly pointless
-the explanation for Kylo and Rey's "force-link" was dumb (Snoke having the power to manipulate them blah blah blah, but somehow manages to get cut in half)

still pretty good movie though

What's this "New Hope" you're talking about?

It was good, not great though.

Cons -

Really not a fan of what they did with Luke's storyline. Rose was a really boring addition to the movie and should have died saving Finn. Poe staging a mutiny was just dumb as was being able to call Maz while being attacked and then being able to just leave as well. Snoke not being explained at all is just bad storytelling. Finally, I don't like that hyperspace attacks are now a thing. That's one more thing JJ Cucksteinbergheim should have saved from the EU/Legends.

Pros - That hyperspace attack scene was fucking dope in the theater, no lie. Rey and Kylo vs the Praetorian guards was sick. Luke and Chewie, albeit briefly, was great as was him and R2. I liked DJ making Finn woke about how the real galaxy works. Roses sister sacrificing herself to take out the Dreadnought was great. I also liked Rey going into the dark place on Ahch-To, it could have had a little more added also.

PSA - Force users are able to survive in vacuum so some people need to calm their tits.

oh. this too

THAT'S WHY I'M SO PISSED

You can't just add a fucking nuke into the universe like that. It doesn't fit into anything at all. And what's worse is that they NEVER TALK ABOUT IT. Like, oh shit yea we knew she could take out the entire fleet. Jesus christ that part makes me so angry.

True, but R1 was good. I liked that it took the SW universe, but did something different. Unlike FA.

who is this margaret chow motherfuck

The film sucked. Had zero character development. I learned nothing new about Rey, Finn, or Kylo. It also took everything TFA set up and threw it in the trash. I was looking forward to Luke training Rey, but no. She's already stronger than him. Fuck this movie

>Just burning the last of the Jedi books??
So that future Jedi don't have to be taught from birth by an master in order to use the Force. The want to be able to make more Jedi movies without them all having the same 'trained since birth' backstory. They can just be naturally gifted like Rey.

I mean, I second all that, but there is still third movie where they could possibly address Snoke's backstory

It was a risk, as a standalone it was meh and with above average knowledge of the plot it was kind of like why bother making a movie about this.

Also the characters were completely one dimensional.

>Fuck ya'll, it was great.
Naw. It was simply OK.

How? He's dead. Does Kylo bring it up in an elevator?

True, and with as powerful as he appeared to be, he could still be alive somehow.

His backstory does not even have to be explained in Ep 9, it could be done in books or in one of the TV shows.

I'm all Star-wars'ed out. At least the prequels had some good video games to go with them and a awesome soundtrack too tbh.

Best Star Wars theyve made

I learned that they made Finn a fucking pointless character now.

Spent the entire first half of the movie trying to get to Rey to settle for some forced asian girl.

I don't know man, good storytelling/writing?

I am just saying it's possible they will give us more information on that character

>Force users are able to survive in vacuum
Since when? I mean, I'm sure Exar-Kun could, but...Leia?

>I don't know man, good storytelling/writing?
You didn't see "The Last Jedi", I take it?

It was barely passable

eww

Disagree. The characters in the mainstream Star Wars movies are pretty much pulp archetypes, larger than life and wear their emotions on their sleeves. The characters in Rogue One are all severely fucked up, broken, and closed in on themselves. There was character development, but it was a lot more subtle. And people rewatch movies all the time, why does knowing that Leia will get the plans spoil anything?

wait, what??

You must've been watching some other star wars

luke becomes a force ghost like yoda and obi and people think a force user surviving in vacuum for a few seconds is strange?

see >How? He's dead. Does Kylo bring it up in an elevator?

because once a character is dead they never come up again?

During the part where purple-haired lady rams the lightspeed ship into the enemy the movie goes entirely silent as if time were to stop and you're supposed to gaze in awe with your jaw dropped. However, when that happened in the theater, some guy in the back just went "OH SHIT" kinda loudly and everyone just laughed until the moment ended

That would be the cherry on top. After shitting on everything TFA setup, shit on the one thing that TLJ did to move the plot anywhere.

It's destroyed the entire canon. hilarious.

Well yeah, I mean...that's normal. Pushing things, making rocks float, clone-jutsu, etc is pretty fair, but surviving the vacuum of space? Even with little to (presumably) no Force training?

na

>Praetorian fight was anything but garbage

My dude. Currently raising a beer to you. I wish more people could critique and keep their shit together.

Made 1 billion world wide but assholes in Sup Forums say it sucked... lol fucking assholes are the same idiots who still believe in thrump

Broken like how? Oh my dad figure was killed by the empire? Sound like any other star wars character?

Movie was bland and a placeholder for a minute detail in a bigger plot. Didn't need to have a movie about it in the first place.

And where was the fucking Bothans?

That's always been a question in my mind . Many sci fi universe's have already dealt with this or the idea of it.

Now it could be that this is considered a war crime in the star wars universe and just isn't done but never mentioned . However I doubt this.

Never mind putting a nav system , power source, and a hyperdrive engine on a nickel metal asteroid and aiming it at world or military target. If rebels can get their hands on a ship they can get their hands on this set up a create a terror weapon with the simple: mass X velocity = energy

best disney viral marketing today

Popular doesnt mean good.

You can't just bring up plot answers in another movie that you clearly should've included in another movie. That's cinema 101, they should've just spent like 2 minutes on a villain monologue like every other successful movie.

That would be an entertaining stunt, if a movie theatre advertised Last Jedi and played Empire Strikes Back instead

I liked the action and most of the Luke stuff, honestly. Leia was barely in the movie and Holdo was probably written to make up for Carrie Fisher's crack addict ass. Kylo Ren was kinda lame and Ray sucked donkey ass. A few scenes of the movie could have been cut out entirely and I wouldn't mind, and a lot of things should have changed.

Write Rose out of the story entirely
Give Finn more backstory and development
Develop his relationship with Rey instead
Snoke and Ren's relationship needed developing

I just think it's awesome that we had a trans woman in the lead role. Take that, patriarchy!

Avatar is the greatest movie ever, right?

Yea they make it clear in ep 1 and 4 that hyperdrives are complicated and expensive as fuck but how easy would it be to just explain why it's never been done before.

Like some guy in the studio is like "do you think they'll notice?" WE FUCKING NOTICE EVERYTHING!

Diversity Wars xDD

Honestly you change some names in the intro dialogue and you can have the same movie.

why the hell not? not sure that's "cinema 101"

Makes the whole Death Star plot line, the focus of six of the movies, totally laughable. Giant slow, expensive, takes forever to build, can be taken out by a drunk guy who won a starship in a poker game.