Why were you alone in new years eve, user?

Why were you alone in new years eve, user?

Because the woman I love is married

Because I am an ugly loser.

Because I'm at work and my girlfriend is at home.

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I wasn't, but I may as well have been. My gf snorted a bunch of heroin and drifted off to retard land.

I wasn't alone, I was on Sup Forums with my friends.. all of you.

Fucking sucks

You're a bitch. Like there isn't a ton more pussy in the world. Kys if that's how you fucking think you little emo bitch.

I wasn't, I was out with friends, but made to to come home to my wife before midnight.

I wasn't you fucking loser

I wasn't I was with a 13 year old girl.... watching Finding dory... god dammit don't look at me like that Sup Forums it was literally an innocent family fun night.

Because im antisocial and i was with people i didnt know. Should have taken some pills and be alone.

Who's the girl in the pic?

Because my girlfriend lives in a different country

Sure she does.

I was sick then my girlfriend broke up with me because she thinks I’m lying

Im a friendless fugly loser

Because I don't want one of you drunken assholes to crash into me on the road.

Because I’m a divorced single father of two that just works, raise my kids, and play video games. I just set at home in my free time and beat off to my ex wife because I’m not over her after 4 years of her cheating and me ditching her ass.

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yes, by choice.

why would I want to spend special occasions with degenerates, sociopaths, narcissists and all round disgusting people?

I'd rather reflect on the past year by myself while doing the things I love.

even if I did spend the night with somebody. or some people I know. it'd be empty. void of meaning. because people don't really genuinely connect to each other anymore. they all wear masks and hide their true selves.

just think dude.

when your kids are all grown up and you no longer need to raise them and care for them round the clock. you'll have all the time in the world to acquire currency and fuck bitches.

and you'll also have more insurance for your future because if anything happens to you, you'll have a good relationship with your kids and they'll look after you / help you out.

fuck your ex-wife (pun intended), she's a waste. and doing whatever she did has benefited you in the long run.

the world is now your oyster user.

Because the woman I love shared her New Years kiss with someone else, a girl I tried to move on with was with her family added to the fact that I don’t have the same feelings for her compared to my ex. I also don’t have friends so there’s that.

We’ll probably get back together. I’m decently charismatic.

Because I have zero irl friends since moving here a year ago. Not even a daddy to cuddle me. Rip

LSD peaked during the countdown. Didn't want to freak anyone out so I hid in my car. Returned to party to socialize after.

Cheers, m8

Yup

>made to to come home
Is this your beta way of saying "my wife told me to come home"?

Because my gf lives 80 km away
Will get to see her once college starts

I did fuck her, made sure she cheated on that fuck head and poked holes in his babies forehead. Poor kid. I’m lonely but ok. I’m glad to have my kids and agree with all you said. Just hard to let her go. Idk if it’s even her but just the fact of a woman, a family for me and the kids.

because i moved across the country in a sporadic decision following a breakup.

I wasn't. I took a shot with my family at midnight after drinking and playing vidya with friends. It was a pretty comfy new years.

did you just imply that you stabbed your ex-wife's new baby?

wow...

With my dick while she’s was 9 months pregnant. That was pretty good revenge hate fucking her.

Because of either the flu or food poisoning.

it's hard to let her go because you've attached your value / success as a male to your relationship with her and all of the factors involved like children etc.

because men are told that they have no value unless they serve women.

cut that shit out.

Because your mother is a two timing whore!

No, it's my way of saying I wanted to fuck my wife at midnight dumbass.

I'm sure your ass is still sore.

>mfw when every year saying you will celebrate NY with friends
9 years running

Well, I just realized I fucked up my original sentence. Idk what I was trying to say, but I think I meant to say made sure to come home to my wife before midnight.

Yeah, good one, you told me.

because anyone I ever get close to suddenly stops talking to me all together. I've given up on going out, dating and all the jazz. I have no New Year's rez. I'm a lanky loser, and that's that.

Because the girl i loved left me years ago.
All my money goes to my investing.

from years on /b Ive fallen to tranny porn, YLYL, ruining lives.

Ive spent years on /biz/ earning 45K through crypto.

Ive spent years on /lit/ reading all the greek classics, landmark philisophy, and other pieces reaching up to comprehending victorian satire.

And thanks to tinder Im well over having fucked 70 girls now.

The internet has left me quite well off,
and I plan to stay here.

I got invited to fuck but I decided to get high instead.

My mother died late Nov, didn't feel like celebrating.

Because my retard friends,who like to get cross faded and circle jerk on fighting games, pissed me off, so I said fuck them and went home to bed. Swear I'm getting tired of these go nowhere "dude weed" niggas.

Real spit.

Close. Replace love with want to fuck

Mission success