This movie sucked dicks. As a standalone movie without Star Wars it's a horrible movie. Cliche shitty dialogue and arcs. The only nice thing about it was the space fighting. There were no good saber battles. I saw someone say the Rey Kylo fight with the guards was cool. But im pretty sure if you watch one of yhe guards they kind of just make a bunch of arm movements , dont even get hit by anyone and falls back on his own . Its horribly choreographed.
If you enjoyed this movie you are plebian peasant and are just a generic human being, keep that in mind.
Also who the fuck comes up with these fucking character names. Rye,Kylo,Poe fuckiing Poe, Snoke,Finn. They all sound like things a mentally retarded person would mindless gargle.
Also why the fuck does Luke drink from this thing? Real talk.
Dominic Robinson
That's a space cow my dude, Luke's just looking out for his health and shit.
Ryan Robinson
>Also why the fuck does Luke drink from this thing? Real talk. It's a metaphor for the teat of Disney/Star Wars
Chase Reyes
Aaah basically saying, "the old fans will still down any shit we give to them" Actually makes a lot of sense now.
Asher Foster
I figured it had more to do with Mark Hamill, but whatever floats your titty.
Luke Lee
maybe I was being too literal
Noah Foster
>Also who the fuck comes up with these fucking character names. Rye,Kylo,Poe fuckiing Poe, Snoke,Finn. They all sound like things a mentally retarded person would mindless gargle. That's all Star Wars names, though Are you really going to sit there and tell me Dookoo and Jar Jar Binks sound any better than Poe Dameron
Adam Thompson
The star wars name sells more than the movie itself. The world is creative, but not the dialogue. Never understood the appeal of these movies.
Jacob Brooks
It was okay, I don't know.
They made Luke a pussy bitch, but honestly he was pretty much always a pussy bitch. Lucas just built him up so much that they had no choice but to tear him down like that. It's the superman curse that if you have 'the hero Luke' around, everything will be okay because his power level is maximum.
The real shitty part is just that Rey is basically being built up as the 'new Luke', but this bitch has about 2 hours worth of training after 2 fucking movies. And she a Jedi now, what the fuck?
John Lee
I agree
Kevin Morales
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Adrian Thomas
....... too soon....
>and yet my first thought
>dem tits
Justin Morales
>came there to die >watching his health Wut
Adam Ramirez
>space cow
its on a planet yo
Isaac Flores
Poe and Finn are literally real life names, you giant faggot.
Isaiah Robinson
are planets not in space?
Hudson Cox
Are we gonna ignore the fact that Leia flew in space when she should have died? Don't give me that, "she used the force" bs cuz she's never shown an force abilities besides communicating with Luke telepathically.
Henry Smith
goddamn trolls, fakkoff
Colton Harris
>real life names anything can be a real life name you dumb faggot
Jace Brown
that pissed me off the most. everyones been saying "the force". such idiocy.
Henry Morales
terrible thred... what was the point again???
Camden Campbell
>cant have a conversation about a movie autist fuck off
Blake Green
almost walked out of the theater during the scene in the OP.
This is probably the only thing i actually liked about the movie. the saber battle with kylo and rey and snokes guards was actually really good.
Henry Sanchez
every single complaint you gave applies to every other star wars movie.
Kayden Baker
Exactly! This movie was literally made to make SJW's feel good Also they killed Admiral Ackbar and didn't even show his death. Instead they gave Purple headed bitch a huge role for nothing.
Andrew Bailey
She technically should be the force equivalent of Luke, she just had no formal training. (Although still more than Rey...)
Isaac Wood
I really liked it and no, I am not being ironic or baity, I think the new movies are the best in a series of movies that were all more or less pretty good.
Jackson Price
I literally sat there and said "What the fuck" when that happened. From that point on i was gradually more disappointed with the movie. not to mention the first fucking scene they made a joke instead of real dialogue.
Aaron Richardson
>They all sound like things a mentally retarded person would mindless gargle.
Boba, Yoda, Obi, Mace, Kit, Reya
Asher Bell
This empowers women by literally having a tit beast for the pure purpose of satisfying the lone male.
Samuel Mitchell
tits are too high. You even see the movie?
Nicholas Brooks
>when the rule 34 is less revealing than the original
Jack Fisher
Didn't see the movie or any new starshits.
>yfw you out grow a shitty sci-fi flick where they wave glow in the dark batons at each other and make faces.