Conspiracy theories you believe

conspiracy theories you believe.

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That all conspiracy theories are three letter agencies muddying the waters

The moon doesn't exist

But the fact they're jews is separate from the fact they had power otherwise there would be more jews that have power.
> debunked.
what about banking I mean like the fed reserve and all major banks that control our everyday lives through the worship of commodities.

That's also a dead link.

Donald Trump is a puppet for the Disney company to monopolize in capitalist America. I'm calling it now.

I don't think we ever landed on the moon.

> disney
That doesn't make any sense they don't benefit from Trump considering they're one of the biggest media companies in the worked and they frequently demonize trump. it's more likely he's a banking puppet considering his choices in his cabinet.

Vegas shooting was a complete fake. 100% Media stunt with 0 casualties

Michael Jordan didn't take hiatus, he was suspended for gambling.

I agree it was a plan orchestrated by the state, not by the media and there were casualties I live in Vegas and there's this bitch who had her dead brothers first initial painted by our local high school's Giant "B".

Idk if the first one was legit, but I'm sure the rest were real

Maybe.

I served military. Seen what happens when dude gets shot by rifle. Fucks a body.
500 shot about 1/10 dead? BS
Seen the interviews of “victims”? No blood, no trauma, fake as hell

The world is destined for oligarchy due to machine-produced wealth

Ok, my guy I know it was real and really a .556 from that far Nah I don't think so.People died, however, this was a government thing, not a lone nut.

we already do dood. see the earlier banking post.

Watch the interviews of the people shot in the neck and foot. It’s completely fake

earth flat

I believe those are fake considering those are interviews produced by corporate media.

That's not a theory, it's a well known fact

yeah, i know but it's often considered only a theory. too many people underestimate the power of advertising.

You should look into mutualism the economic theory you might find it interesting.

this year 513 jesuchrist blood descendant will be announced (not for us of course).
an elite of jew people kill themselves in the WWs to create an elite to rule economically.
disease ("giving" cancer), war and climate catastrophies are necessary to control human population.
anonymous was destroyed years ago, now is the CIA in charge of it.
US Police spy not only at internet, they patrol your house and take info about your activities. (field research).
jesuchris is a genius but an evil one who put together many other religions to make a single one.
2021 end of the agenda.

Came here for this

> But the fact they're jews is separate from the > fact they had power otherwise there would be > more jews that have power.

also anonymous isn't a group it is a loose organized leaderless collective good we cant really be controlled by a central entity.

You are not alone!

It does not flat go back to Facebook.

Michael Jackson is still alive.

* it isn't go back to facebook my bad damn Grammarly.

I don't have a facebook normie. Go fuck yourself.

Zog

The jews playing all sides on the same story

Jews are simultaneously the inferior race while running the world and pulling the strings

ITT Omegle Antics

Chester Bennington was murdered by John Podesta, who was linked to the pizzagate scandal

Sony killed Michael jackson

I don’t believe in conspiracy theories as a rule, basically. Everything can be explained by a circumstances and motivations. That said, that doesn’t mean Jews don’t control a disproportionate amount of the media and push an agenda with that. It doesn’t mean there isn’t estrogen in the water.

911 was an inside job and a false flag

Kevin James gets drunk and handjobs for free meals at Denny’s in Burbank

the system is rigged against black people

The government pays certain corporations to bug their buildings and merchandise, like inside old school telephones and the backd of paintings
Not everyone of course, just some

Lorde is a fag

The system is very much rigged against cops. Sorry m80

why do they want to plant bugs in old schools?

Oliver North Imported cocaine into the USA using military aircraft and sold it in california.

Retardation Alert!

I'm a fry cook at that Denny`s can confirm this 100%

Girls focusing on this are HIV positive. If you fuck them, you will end up dead.

Ever give a hobo a handy?

Not a hobo per say but definitely some d listers. Kathy Griffin has been handing around the dumpsters. Might have to bear proof them soon

>members of the govt were directly involved in the planning of JFK's assassination
>9/11 was, at minimum, allowed to happen by the W team so that they could capitalize on it
>the Vegas shooting definitely went down (you can't ignore the hours of amateur footage, guys) but something big was covered up
>the "UFOs" that our pilots have seen are just other secret govt aircraft that they're not privy to
>obama was a CIA asset insofar as he'd been groomed to be the perfect hip, well-spoken, CEO-light candidate
>hilldog has some kind of debilitating illness but so do most of those old string pullers, it's not a big deal
>there is a reason, one which we're not being told, why the hollywood sex scandal came up all of a sudden

>>conspiracy theories you believe


9/11
JFK
Moon landing
skeletons
Pearl harbor

That OP is a faggot

>the "UFOs" that our pilots have seen are just other secret govt aircraft that they're not privy to
So they would still be ufos you ass

This.

you know what i fucking meant, faggot. take your nitpicking shit to r9k

Fuck you! ,Earth is thicc

hey buddy, I think it’s time for bed. tyrone is probably waiting to shove his massive black cock down your throat

>Moon landing
You can buy a $200 telescope download a map of when and where to look on a clear night and see the remnants of one of the many LEM’s and other physical evidence with your own eyes.

you insulted my favorite celeb in the wittiest way possible, I guess I’ll just go drink bleach now

This is how Sup Forums exists though!

He’s saying that they are not allens

"Jews" aren't real.

Lorde is a fag
>posted from you’re iPhone

This is 100% except for the motivation. They aren't trying to be extra american, it's the opposite.

You know disney is jewish right?

tyrone isn’t to suck himself off bud. get to it

>Michael Jackson is still alive.
>Donald Trump is a puppet for the Disney company

All true. Bowie and Robin Williams are alive also. I think there's a decent chance that Trump is Robin Williams in prosthetic makeup.

Also, Tom Cruise and Jim Carrey are the same person, and I can prove it.
And Guillermo Del Toro is an alias for a famous video games producer, I think you can probably guess who.

>tom cruise and jim carrey are the same person
prove it then

Lorde is a massive faggot keep posting reddit tier reaction pics from your iphone

Jim Carrey is a fag

Skeletons? What mean, user?

What's skeletons?

He was smashing Jenny McCarthy for a while there though

Skeletons don’t actually exist. When you die they wait a few months, and come take your body, and put a white wooden figure known as a ‘skeleton’ in its place.

Skeletons.

Is there any actual proof that there are skeletons in our bodies?

I have never seen one, and have never broken a "bone", so I'm not convinced.

There was a plastic one in my science hall in school, but it was obviously a plant to trick us.

you need to break a bone an see how stupid that is

This is OP

This guy is woke too

Wrong user. I meant this guy

That people have downplayed the role of nig nogs in Egypt. Seriously.

I said I can prove it, not that I'm going to.

Have you ever heard of what’s known in the fag community as a ‘beard’? Also, why did she not drop a sex tape after their messy divorce? She’s a porn star

kangs

i studied pre-unification egyptian history for 3 years. Your suspicions, and the historical record are affirmed by archaeology and genetic testing.

at least tell us how

Jews.

Infact, the white man knocked the nose off the ancient spinxter so it would not look like a nogger and this white man took credit.

>the theories in this thread

Seriously? You all believe you even exist? Nah. Nothing exists. You don't even exist. You may think you do because of some high-concept ego crap, but none of you even exists. We're all the same person, living out our lives infinitely within our own self-created machine.

Yes, we are separate and divided, we are individuals, but that's only for the time being. Ever wonder what we were before we were born, and what we'll be after? Well guess what? You're existence is purely arbitrary. Once you die, you no longer exist, and you go back to the infinite nothing that you came from. You can't think. You can't feel. But as far as you'll know, that infinite expanse of endless nothing will only last but a moment, as entire multiverses pop into and out of existence.

We have no choice in whether or not we are born, and we have no choice over whether or not we die. We have no choice but to live out and experience our individual lives until our, and return to the literal nothing from whence we came.

So go smoke that weed, go impress that girl, go overthrow that government. You're gonna die one day. You may as well have some fun.

I’m not op

is this some millennial nigger pasta

MOOT IS OLEV

the las vegas shooting was covered up. we were never told the true story. i feel like some really shady shit went down because there's just so many inconsistencies.

I am skeleton op

Are you the other skeletons poster?

Dinosaurs were actually dragons

That's not a conspiracy, it's a fact.

Nobody pretends white people built the pyramids/sphynx bro, but they weren't blacks either, they were Egyptians