/Tennis/ - Barcelona & Stuttgart

Women love the red dirt

Sherapova might win the first tournament she entered since the doping ban
>the absolute shantytown of the WTA tour

Official Websites with Draws & Schedules:
barcelonaopenbancsabadell.com/en
porsche-tennis.de/prod/pag/tennis.nsf/web/english-home

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chung_Hyeon
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First post dedicated to my new racquet

mmmmm nice any lewds hehe :3

2nd for EBAM

gook > nadal
cap this

REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD

I want a Thiem-Nadal final, please.

>created later
>posted in the old thread later
'no'

learn to use the cataloge nigel, this one was first

nah man, use this. we'll use that one after this one is archived

Stop sperging
this thread was first mate

Also pays homage to Masha so this one def wins

No spam pls Nigel.

>implying this level of EBAM will save us from Roidal

>archived
I mean after this hits the bump limit

murray - thiem will be good. they've not played each other in 2 years

S H O O K

>
>
M8s servebots hardly ever win tiebreakers against better players. Just look at what happens to Karlovic, Roanic or Isner when they get into tiebreaks against Murray or Federer

what?

calm down autists, i was only memeing

yeah I'm actually looking forward to it. think Thiem might pull it off

Nole was notoriously weak against these servebots tho.

Epic memester

>might
m8 its an easy win

ebin

who's on now?

*saves tennis*

SKBCH

Chung v Nadal

That's not Donskoy

Chung/Nadal

>tfw Memerev didn't even get to the rematch he wanted kek

That's not Djokovic.

Wew, poor little yellow Chung.

Well he is the "best returner of all time".

fed is as good a server as any of those bots

what kind of odds does Chung have today??
a am sort of pullin for the little dude

Who /Chung/ here?

We all are

nice. I'm in the right place then

good slate of games today/tonight
looks like we finish the day with a Duck/Oilers disaster
good day

Roidal is going to get exposed by Chung just like Memerev

Surprising that's the case. There are not many guys his height who can servebot as well as the lanklets. His serve has always been good, but he has perfected it in such a way these days that even when he's playing like crap, it can save his ass.

chung is a great player. in fact these skinny asians all have lovely technique, would love the ATP to go back more to average-ish height and good skills instead of 6'7 ballbashers which will unironically be the downfall of tennis

This

Thiccc Thiem is gonna win ez

Can someone shoop Nadal's head here?

>downfall of tennis
it's so early, can we not go to such a place.. sad
let's just focus on the Downfall of Nadal

Funny how rest of the big four aren't as good serves even though Novak and Andy are taller.

djoko especially should have a better serve than he does

>chung
fuck

Roddick said once that what makes him so hard to beak is that it's impossible to read his toss.

Maybe it's because Federer was still part of the old school. You dont see no one of the big four come to the net as often as Fed does, for example.

how long until Fed things of retirement??

Why do koreans love these sport glasses so much?

They amplify their limited field of vision.

>Djoko is shit
>Murray is shit
>Rafa is shit on anything but clay
>old new gen is shit
>new gen is even more shit
About 20 years

until his kids are old enough to join the tour

>losing to Nishikori Lite

and how will we enhance him, with technology and science

CHONGED

Give Chunk your strength \o/

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

His 'kids' are actually enhanced clones who will dominate the WTA and the ATP in the future.

But Rafa has made 3 finals on HC this year, including a GS.

How can you call someone that has accomplished that ''shit''?

ChunGOAT

Because he's losing to fucking SlayerS BoxeR ony clay

that seems unfair

I like it
can't wait

Troll harder

Tbf his Miami draw was laughable and then gave a poor performance in the final even though Federer was exhausted after his own draw.

Chung is the best Korean player in the singles ranking. Why isn't he drowning in money and pussy like Nishikori?

RAFAism on suicide watch

because being rich in Worst Korea is abut the same as being rich in Best Korea
shit of taxes, the government basically own you

Sure, pal.

TOLD U NIGGAS
GOOK > NADAL

shit is an exaggeration but when he's being consistently shit on by federer you know he's declined significantly

this chung fella is in some form

is chung the next GOAT?

was reading his Wiki last night. he took up tennis to help with his eyesight in the first place
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chung_Hyeon

But Fed has shit on a number of HC specialists on their primes this year. And so has Nadal.

Sela, Kohlschreiber, Mahut, Suck and Fognini sure are a tough draw especially with one three setter.

I don't care
if he can become an Achilles heel for Nadal, good enough for me

Nastase is goat

Indeed.

shame your federation sacked him

He's the best one of all the NextMeme players

Chung is here today because he doesn't want to die in the ensue hell fire at his home peninsula

goat defence

WTF GOOK

Your argument is retarded. Should we also take away gs titles or think less of Murray, Djokovic or Federer because they won them having shit draws?

goat net defence

yes

Holy christ, those reflexes at the net.

literally a "fuck off" shot. he didn't even think about it

>credit score
fuck
who her recently filed for Bankruptcy =D

Was there ever a player that played on a court named fer him? (During the relevant part of his career)

No. I just think Nadal gave a poor performance in the Miami final considering the draw and court conditions that should have given him an advantage.

Daily reminder that the major side effect of roiding is hair loss.

...

doesn't fed have one named after him in basel?

nope but I'm like 99% sure he will after retirement

KH YEON

CHUNG

I love Korean names
always sounds like a military command

Nadal's FH is a beauty when he manages to give it depth.

Lost a lot of depth after 2014 though, if you compare with 2013 and before it was absurd, now it's just good.

its only good when he goes out wide
his up the line is garbage

he's getting some good depth today