If you had to fuck one animal what would you fuck? I'd go with cow

If you had to fuck one animal what would you fuck? I'd go with cow

A black woman probably

Me.

Fpbp

Yeah, I'd probably fuck your mom too

Do black people count?

If so then probably a giraffe.

Enjoy

A Mexican

I'll fuck anything I can fit in to.

A hamster then...

The furries are here

I would do a horse

kek

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One of those giant dogs. Not the slobbery ones but the fluffy ones

I'd go with your mom

HORSE STALLION

or a utahraptor if we're allowed to do extinct

or a dragon if we're allowed to fantasy

Tibetan Mastiff maybe? They look like they'd be down for a nice cozy cuddle after sex

the largest stallion i can find, there will be no survivors

Fuck as in let penetrate my faggot ass? A German Shepard

Fuck as in any sexual act? Stallion blowjob all the way.

more

Your mom, I suppose? If she had all her shots.

Mmm cherry popsicle

The screaming banchee.

I'm going with a human. it's the only animal I'd fuck.

I'll just /thread myself

next time be specific faggot

/thread

Do we mean fuck or get fucked by?
Because if fuck I want to fuck a mare.
I’d get fucked by, then a big ol’ Rottweiler.

Mare or bitch.

Cows are gross.
I regularly Fuck dogs and horses.

A gsd or a husky would be pretty dope

Tell us a story.

Fucking hell user! I love to fuck cows, in the nostril. That way they can lick your balls at the same time.

I'm not really a story teller.

Dolphin, Snake?

Don't worry user, we believe in you!

>Be me 15.
>Have a crush on neighbors husky.
>often watch and care for her when they are away.
>kid is mean to her andabuses her all the time.
>we get into a fight one day after he kicks her.
>Fuck you kid doge is living with me now
>Come back to my room after shower that night, drying off
>dog starts licking my cock
>cock is diamonds, let her continue for a while feels good but never going to get me off so I get her up onto the bed and cuddle.
>Half hour later, cuddling, still not asleep, give her scratches on head
>She's happy, tail wagging under the blanket with me, against my leg.
>Again cock is diamonds.
>Squeeze her and give her a kiss, she starts licking my face.
>Begin to make out with her for real
>she is happy, enjoying the attention
>My hand finds her vag and she thrusts against my fingers as I slide one inside.
>more room than I thought there would be, a lot more room, and wet.
>Continue to make out and finger her foot almost an hour.
>I'm horny as fuck now cock throbbing as I roll her onto her back and position myself over her.
>rub my cock over her entrance and slowly push into her.
>It slides right in she wags her tail faster and moves her head to lick more.
>only last a couple of minutes but cum buckets deep inside doge.
>slowly pull out, doge jumps up, spins around in excitement licking herself off and licking my cock clean.
>Had many more nights like that after.
no dinosaurs, no spaghetti, no moms dying in sleep.

good choice, user.

that's fucking adorable

I miss her.

I swear I've seen you post this story a while back.

Moar

She has blood on her shirt.

maybe this will help

Probably.
people always ask so I typed it up and saved it.

old story, make up your own, faggot

A dolphin. The smartest species on earth and they enjoy having sex.

Naw.
She was red, and she's been gone 24 years now.
I have 3 German Shepherd girls now.
And mares.

It is mine.

If I wanted to fuck something that made weird annoying squeaks, I'd fuck a Japanese girl

that's the life i'm working towards. how is it?

a giant spider

This

Checked

It's OK.
I'm not exclusively zoo, so life in general has its ups and downs.

>But in the end, a hybrid was not created
i cri

what are the best and worst parts do you think

So how are your german shepherds?

I read a story a while back about a female dolphin that initiated sex with a scuba diver that made it sound incredibly erotic. I know dolphins and chimps/bonobos are the only nonhuman animals known to have sex for pleasure, and of those two there's no question dolphins are much, much sexier.

I've also heard that the muscles in a dolphin pussy could rip a human dick clean off but I'd take that risk before I resort to fucking livestock,

Id fuck a dolphin or a fucking giraffe just to say I did it. People would be fucking amazed.

If you say you fucked a dog, horse, Donkey or something people think you a freak.

no it isn't

How do I find a dog to fuck... Do I ask my pet owner friends?

Ein großes Wassertier

I'd have to say golden lab... oh yeah, I did that.

>HUMAN ARE ANIMALS

Go find a stray :')

>595959
czech'd

Which would feel better, getting fucked as a woman from a horse, or fucking a horse as a man?

Yes user, ask your friends how to fuck animals, that should go over well.

Best and worst in what way?
Animals are great friends and companions.
Animals are a big responsibility.
You can't usually just get in your truck and leave town for a few days.
plus, my dogs go Litteraly everywhere with me except for when I go to work.

I can't afford my own pup right now, or I'd definitely get a rescue :)

Have you smelt a horse? Neither. Animals nasty

They are good.
Happy, healthy, playful.
Typical German shedders.

most rescues are spayed/neutered, sadly, or i'd be inclined to do the same.

Human, because humans are animals

If you knew who wrote it, then you would know it was me.

way to respond in the spirit of the thread, mr. pedantic asshole.

Being a man Fucking a horse is great.

Wew lads

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Don't try to get sexual with someone else's animal.

Nice

gerald post horse dick :3

?

You mean don't fuck another mans wife

Didn't say keep it. Just go look out on the streets for a quick fuck.

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I don't into horse cock.

That too.

fuck white people.

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why don't people post sexy animals anymore?

Your mom... probably already been posted but hey

I'm too lazy to log out of my pass.

Grizzly Bear.

Multiple times but still a decent joke

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any good beast sites??

I wonder if anyone has fucked a wild bear before. How do you seduce a bear? Honey?

They banned me once for it so now all I can post is drawn.

But is it though......

Google.

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