True life: i have a micropenis

true life: i have a micropenis
>ask me anything

its hard in this pic btw

bump

>inb4 ofc that's the 1st question

Have you ever slept with a girl? What did she say? Did she laugh?

Now i feel better about my average dick thanks

newfags may be too retarded to notice the porn watermark in the top right but not me

only twice.

the first girl was a one night stand and she kinda held back a smile when she saw it. but got way more annoyed as i tried fucking her and end with her saying "i just want you to fuck me"

second girl was my gf for a few months and she looked really disappointed but didnt make anything of it. the relationship ended pretty quickly

you're welcome

i model on cam

i would still love you. i am getting ignored by my 8 inch cock "friend" right now m. would def still love you with all my heart

that is sweet of you

i know that it can be pretty unsatisfying though so me and my gf had a open relationship

She didn't understand, small cock is not an issue compared to anger issues or bipolarity. small cock? you can do so many more things with a person than just fuck. i wish you're gonna find that girl dude. love from germany

if that's actually you, i just wanted to let you know you can still make it.

one of my best friends actually has a really tiny dick. We both slept with the same girl so I know this and I also somehow ended up with a dick pic of his on my phone too (he sent it to a girl who sent it to my gf for the lulz)

ANYWAYS. He's had several different girlfriends some actually hot with nice bodies.

And his current girlfriend is way hotter than mine and I have a big dick.

i have no questions but you should just kill yourself to prevent those tiny dick genes from drifting to the rest of the population. Nobody will ever love you. Hang yourself on stream.

give me a pic with timestamp
inb4 im in the bus or some shit

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that is encouraging lol

yeah that is definitely true. also puts a perspective on things. seems like i shouldnt be so worried. thank you and i hope it all works out for u too

What's the length?

3in about

you still have a nice body. get a nice bf to fuck you, then it wont matter how big your dick is.

God I want to suck you off
Nohomo

Do you know how to eat pussy right?

im str8 but it has been awhile lol

yeah but girls still want to be fucked

define fucked

I'll make you cum so hard you'll forget about being straight.

XD

sexual intercourse

Aren't there surgeries out there for this?

there are?

Does anyone else in your family line have a micropenis?

how does one have sex with that size dick?

Am not joking, I could milk that for hours.

idk honestly

you dont

really? i thought it was off putting

In all honesty, you'll probably be happier in long run. I'm pretty short and all 5'4", but I met a girl who genuinely cared about me, doesn't care for my appearance or flaws. We've been married and so happy ever since. Also, I think chicks would come to you to have an intro to anal, just a hypothesis

Well if your dad has this issue, you'd definitely know about it right?

Trannies like small dicks, but their known for very casual relationships. Head to Asia SF if you live near San Francisco. A cool personality goes way farther in being happy than looks

I've always felt my dick was pretty small at 5.5 to 6 inches user.. this makes me sad and feel better about myself slightly

are any girls actually into femdom?

Ever tried to go to a doctor about it? Maybe there is something that could be done?

Nah. He's now beyond help, he's parent's should have noticed he wasn't developing normally when he was a child. If they had started him on GH then, he might be average now.

Best thing OP can do now is accept it now and live with it.

If you're a cool dude, I promise. A girl will love you and do anything you want. My wife was a prude. Now, she fucks me with a strap-on, lets me lick her ass, she's pissed on me, I've done anal on her, she gives me bjs and puts her finger in my ass to finish me off. It's a beautiful thing and has nothing to do with the size of my dick

i didnt think there was anything that could be done so i never considered it

last I checked parents don't monitor the size of their kids cock you dumb faggot

Don't listen to them mate. There's nothing wrong with you. Keep being a beautiful person

my penis was this large, flaccid, when i was five years old

They should, it's perfectly normal to prevent things like this happening.

Oh, are you American?

wow that's small I was that size when 2

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>last I checked parents don't monitor the size of their kids cock you dumb faggot

The schools do. And the schools should tell the parents. What do you think Penis Inspection Day is all about? Duh...

As far as I know they got some things they are able to do when there are medical reasons - Not being able to impregnate your girl is a medical reason - I would consider seeing a doctor about it

who needs sex anyways user is blessed

just a good reason to jack off

An American, Ah explains it. Your more than comfortable with the idea of snipping off the foreskin, but it's a taboo to keep an eye on your child's development.

If you ever have children, for their sake I hope you mature a bit more. God help you when you have to wipe your own kids ass.

im not a eunuch

>GH

Is this true? Could they really have done something? I thought this was mostly genetic.

its flaccid in tht pic

How tall are you? You seem like a good-looking guy from ur picture.

I came here to feel better about myself but now I just feel bad.
I'm so sorry this happened to you.

6'2"

most ppl are saying that lol

What part of the US are you from?

Micro dick is a medical condition, I've forgotten it's proper medical term, but yes GH at a young age helps (IIRC ages 5 to 10 years). The HPTA shuts off and your brain basically stops communicating with your dick, stopping it from growing. GH jump starts the process again. But beyond the age of 21 it's hopeless.

Have you ever gotten your test levels checked? You could be at risk of more than just this. Also user, don't let this hold you back, there's nothing wrong with you. I hope you live your life to the fullest.

why?

Wow I know most guys are obsessed with size but that is the ugliest gorilla in the mist malformed piece of shit I’ve ever seen!
I’m genuinely torn as to wether I would want that or OP’s less

fuck, now im worrying again thinking i have to get tested

you're probably a trap loving faggot who isn't in my demographic anyways so no worries user

why do u ask?

>6'2
>micropenis

I dont even understand. How is that possible?

Sexuality is much more than your penis

>fuck, now im worrying again thinking i have to get tested

Make an appointment with a doctor, tell them about your situation and ask them to test your testosterone levels. Nothing to worry about, because if there was, serious symptoms would be starting to show. But if you do have low test and you need TRT, wouldn't you rather have it? Life is so much better on test, so much better.

Give SF Asia a try

bad luck

do u know the symptoms or how itd improve my life? just curious

post pic of your hand please

thats a weird request. why my hand?

or do u mean time stamp on my hand?

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post asshole pls op

>do u know the symptoms or how itd improve my life? just curious

The less serious

>Easily fatigued
>Low concentration
>The big one to watch for, memory fog
>No sexual drive
>Erections aren't all that

The more or less serious

>Brittle bones
>Anemia
>Various heart issues.
>Depression
>HDL and LDL levels all over the place.

If your on test and providing your levels are abnormal to begin with, it's like being a new man. You feel positive, nothing gets in your way. Your faster, smarter. The memory fog isn't there and when you get hard? It feels fucking amazing. Sex on test is just Buenos.

The dosage I was on will be different to you... But user, for the sake of a blood test, you know? Why not? They will say yes, start TRT or no there is nothing wrong with you.

Agreed
Nig nog cock is like some black hole of evolution, being big is the advantage, sometimes looking like that is the cost

This. What happened to your dick user? Why is it mangled like that?

jesus fuck that all sounds like me

im gonna get tested soon as possible

thank you user

Yeah if your parents dropped the ball noticing your condition, i'd say it's likely you do have low test. I am no doctor though, just someone that's being there and back and know what I know.

Also, don't make the mistake your parents did, when you have sons, keep an eye on them. Don't be a prude and don't be shy.

All the best to you user, happy 2018.

nigga your dick's crooked

these insecure try hards

dont disagree that its big, but that shits wonky

just wanna see how your handsize would compare to your dick

I dont understand either.
Im 6"2 and mine is 7.5 x 5.8