My dog knocked over an urn with my dead aunt's (pictured) ashes. What should I do?

My dog knocked over an urn with my dead aunt's (pictured) ashes. What should I do?

Burn ur dog op

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Stuff the ashes in your peehole, Carey around in your shaft for a few hours, piss her out into a urinal in the mall.

More pics of your aunt first

smother your dick in the ashes, fuck your dog, and then eat your dog, using the ashes as flavor.

She’s hot, do you have any bikini pics of her?

OP already posted this hours before.

>mix 1/2 ashes with a nice lotion from Jergens sensitive skin line
>masturbate with aunt lotion
>feel close to aunt again.

>take other 1/2 of ashes
>mix into cake
>eat aunt brownies
>gain her strength

This is how you become immortal, I saw it in a documentary about a scottish immortal man, I think it was called Highlander.

so... your retarded dog did something retarded?
why do people have those fucking stupid animals is beyond comprehension,
dogs are cowards, they are loud and smell, they shit and drool everywhere
fuck dogs

My dog is better than you. This is an objective truth.

you are a coward with horrible grammar who drools everywhere.

lost

She died in 2003 so I never knew her. I got her ashes when my mom passed.

true facts

Nice man I like it

Your aunt was hot

Howd she die op

Is it bad that im fapping to a dead chick?

Car wreck.

Twice

It would be sufficiently niece to vacuum them all up again.

It would be disrespectful if you didn't

Last time I looked at one, an urn is sealed. No way ashes can just spill out unless you smash it with a sledgehammer.

>weak bait
2/10

His tail knocked it off the shelf I had it on, so it hit our ceramic floor from a height of about 6 feet (the dog was standing on the couch)

cremate your dog and replace the ashes, show pics

Obviously the dog did it in order to demonstrate dominance.
You should rape it, for the sole reason of asserting you're still the master.

It is sealed just for this reason, so if it gets dropped, it won't spill out.

>lowered to 1/10

Something aint adding up.

Either you have a giant couch that is ~ 4 feet tall

or your dog is massive

I cant see a dog standing on a couch being able to accidentally knock something off of a 6 foot shelf with its tail

Tribute-wank into the ashes, mix with flour, use to make bread, feed to family.

Yeah it's bogus. They are made of hardwood and you can literally drop it from 20 feet and it still won't spill out.

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Modern urns dont shatter from a 6 foot drop. The fuck do you think they're made out of, shitty ceramics? This isn't zelda, faggot.

Count me in. I just fapped to her.

pour it in milk and drink it like cocoa

There's bits of something in with the ashes, so I don't know about that.

think of them, as they were marshmallows or zizi if you have them (pic related)