Work at mcdonald's

>work at mcdonald's
>michael gira comes in
>orders a big mac
>goes to pay
>HERE'S YOUR MONEY

>Michael Gira charges 40$ for his latest record
>SUCKER

>im at the gym because im a skelly thin white dude with no muscles
>Michael Gira walks in
>mfw

>walk in to church
>my priest is absent today
>instead we have Michael Gira as a guest pastor from a different parish
>he starts speaking
>THE SEX IN YOUR SOUL WILL DAMN YOU TO HELL
>mfw

>michael gira goes to the unemployment office
>slams his hands on the desk
>JOB

>gira comes over for dinner
>meatloaf taking longer than expected
>he gets mad
>FEED ME NOOOOOOOOW

...

>*your uber is here*
>look up
>GET INTO THIS CAARRRR

This one is the best one

>sitting in class not paying attention
>suddenly everyone gets up and finds a partner
>wtf are we doing
>poke this kid Michael on the shoulder
>ask him what were doing
>we seed, we feel, we fight, we need

>go camping with gira
>he builds a fire
>burns his finger while adding firewood
>THE HEAT HURTS

>be in French class
>"ayo teacher bitch"
>teacher turns to look at Michael Gira

>performing neurosurgery on michael gira
>he's sleeping
>accidentally poke him in the brain
>he wakes up
>GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>be working for michael gira's label
>he says he wants to give me a raise
>ask him why
>YOU DESERVE IT

>be me in a subway train
>Mike Gira comes in and holds on to the grab handles
>THEEEEEESSSEEEE AAARRREEE THE THIIIINNGGGSS III HOOOLLDDD OONNTOOO

>Michael Gira walking through town
>sees group of ugly girls
>NOBODY RAPES THEM

>be walking down the street
>suddenly hear woman screaming
>look around the street corner
>it's michael gira trying to put larkin grimm in a garbage can
>he looks over at me
>WASTE IS OBSCENE

>Murder someone with Michael as an accomplice
>Hear someone suspicious outside
>GET RID OF THE BODY

kek

>competing at a bodybuilding show
>really not feeling it, barely posing
>look into the audience
>Michael is there, with a big banner reading "Go champ!"
>he looks me deep into my eyes, with a hopeful look
>FLEX YOUR MUSCLES

>working in ER
>tough night, lots of accidents
>look into the room where patients are hooked up to oxygen-tanks
>all the tanks are gone, people are convulsing and dying
>see Michael out the window
>I STEAL ALL THE OXYGEN

>watching my m8 michael gira play vidya
>he really needs a shit but is trying to hold it in
>eventually can't hold on anymore
>gets up and thrusts joystick at me
>TAKE CONTROL AND KEEP IT TAKE CONTROL AND KEEP IT
>runs off to the bathroom
>DON'T LET GO DON'T LET GO

>power outage at my building where I work
>Michael Gira comes to start the backup
>See him hook up one generator to another
>ask why
>POWER FOR POWER

>going to go buy a newspaper from the shops
>i want to get the independent
>michael gira doesn't
>BRING THE SUN

>Michael goes with his dad to work, he's a security guard
>He's giddy as he runs to the console to look at the cameras
>I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL

>having some erectile dysfunction problems
>go to doctor for help
>it's michael gira
>gives me some viagra
>BE HARD

>at school
>teacher is sick, substitute teacher for the day
>"Hello, my name is gira user"
>"Hello gira"
>DON'T TALK UNTIL YOU'RE SPOKEN TO
>gira has me by the throat, stealing all my oxygen
>DON'T BREATHE
>HOLD IT IN
>am dead
>wtf gira

>meet Gira after a Swans show
>express my appreciation for his work
>he thanks me and asks my name
>"user", I say
>"what?"
>"user"
>"I can't hear you"
>"user"
>YELL AT ME

>watching the news
>a story about the refugees comes on
>Michael Gira comes on for an interview
>SEND THEM HOME

>Gira invites me to his house one evening
>we're watching The Office (US) on tv
>ask him which his favourite character is
>JIM, JIM, JIIIIIIIM OH JIM

Kek

>get sent to mental home
>my new roommate is called Michael
>Everyone knows that you are fucked up, and everyone knows that I am fucked up

>go to school
>i fall accidentally
>Gira comes out from nowhere
> Kicks me in the ribs
>NOTHING BEATS THE HUMILIATION

>volunteer at a nursery with gira
>he picks up one of the babies
>I HOLD THIS CHILD IN MY ARMS
>I COULD KILL THE CHILD
>THE BEAUTIFUL CHILD
>wtf

cute

I cant get Jim's image out of my head when is listen to that song

>be Darth Vader
>fight Luke Skywalker in Episode V
>cut off his hand
>tell him I'm his father
>Luke won't believe me even though he knows it to be true
>as he realises he IS my son I realise he's not actually Luke Skywalker but Michael Gira in a space western without his cowboy hat
>I'M YOUR STUPID HELPLESS CHILD

10/10 keks

>playing games with Mikey
>playing resident evil
>ask him what his favorite survival horror game is
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
>NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>SIAAAANAAANANAAANAANANAAAANAAANAANAAAAAA

>started learning tightrope walking
>really have a hard time doing it
>unsure of what to do
>keep accidentally looking down and getting afraid
>one day new instructor comes in
>Michael Gira
>wants me to walk across a tightrope
>tell him I'm afraid and I don't know what to do about it
>he puts a hand on my shoulder and looks at me reassuringly
>suddenly yells out
>WALK ON THIS LINE
>LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD

>go to a rave
>take some ecstasy
>dancing with glow sticks, absolutely off my fucking nut
>bump into Michael Gira
>I freak out and accidentally break my glow sticks
>the liquid spatters all over him
>I AM A GLOWING MAN I AM

>Michael Gira at a cash machine
>I KNOW WHERE MY MONEY COMES FROM

>playing hide and seek with my best friend Micheal
>I'M UNDER YOUR BED
>he ruins the game

>playing with my vr headset
>it's really imerrsive
>start freaking out
>hear some shuffling behind me and turn
>Gira is there in the game
>THIS ISN'T REAL. THIS ISN'T REAL. NOT REAL. NOT REAL

>eating at mcdonalds near the play area
>staff is telling michael gira he can't go down the slide
>"sorry sir the play area is only for kids 12 and under"
>I'M JUST A LITTLE BOY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fucking kek

/folk/ here, what's a good swans album for me?

Listen to the Angels of Light instead

You might like The Burning World

will check out, thanks

>get DM on Tinder
>it's Michael Gira
>he tries to flirt with me
>I tell him I'm not interested
>he starts getting desperate and begs me to go out with him
>I tell him to fuck off
>I NEEEED LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE

>in World History class
>learning about Communist revolution in China
>teacher asks who was the first leader of the Communist state
>Michael Gira raises his hand
>MAO MAO MAO MAO MAO

Saw SWANS and Jarboe live. This was a good year.

>be The Chosen One
>walk 10 million miles, sometimes driving
>Michael Gira shows up to fight me
>OPEN YOUR MOUTH

fucking kek