Is this movie actually as shit as everyone says it is, or is it just a meme to call it shit?

is this movie actually as shit as everyone says it is, or is it just a meme to call it shit?

i'm on the fence to go and see it..

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It's only as shit as you think it is.

go see it and just try to enjoy the movie. I want to go see it again because I really enjoyed it. This is just the go to place to complain about shit that everyone else enjoys. This place is strong with the dark side of the force

It's really just shit.

It is pretty enjoyable in fact.
Only shit if you a retarded classic Star Wars "fan".

it's shit if you have any critical thinking skills. If not it's probably good.

dude whether you are a star wars fan or not the movie is a piece of shit.
> no logic
> has nothing to do with the former pieces
> a really good feminist propaganda

I'm an old school fan and thought it was great

Every single movie is shit with critical thinking skills.

Even real life events are shit and would make shitty movies, if not worse.

It's not a very good movie and the "story" is absolutely ridiculous but there's lots of cool spaceships and explosions and funny looking aliens.

All Star Wars movie are shit one way or another. I’m a franchise fan and enjoy the visuals, therefore I will continue to watch these movies as long as they keep putting them out.

Shit

Very meh IMO. Rogue One was better..

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Is this thread commercial use of Sup Forums? From what I read this movie has fallen way off at the box office. Fuck Star Wars.

>Every single movie is shit with critical thinking skills.
that's where you're wrong kiddo.

Its amazing, best movie of the entire series. My favourite part is the fight between kylo ren and luke and when Rey was tempted by the dark side damn. i want Rey to marry me

>Every single movie is shit with critical thinking skills
No. You're just watching shit movies.

As a single movie, it's mediocre, as an episode of the whole saga it's awful, as the plot doesn't hold up with the previous one (many plots were just abandoned). For a casual person it's probably a fun movie to watch, but for someone who knows star wars (fans etc.) it's mostly shit. But still, some fans glorifies it.

It's more star wars than episode 7

I would say this is what most accurately describes me as well, episode 3 was the best and really not shit at all tho imo

No it's not.

It's kinda predictable and it has some anti climaxes, but it's a fun movie.

It's enjoyable mostly. Casino shit sucks. The end is disappointing.

Meme. There's one guy making all the threads about it.

The "plot holes" people talk about really aren't that bad or are easily explainable with the smallest amount of imagination and I'm a huge dick when it comes to that kind of thing.

I liked it 1000x better than force awakens and gave me a new hope for the rest of the franchise.

It's a solid movie with it's flaws but most people who hate on it are just pissed the movie didn't live up to their impossible standards they set before they even saw the movie that wouldn't be fufilled even if the movie was made for them and only them.

If you have the money and time there is no reason not to go see it.

Watch it, but don't expect much. This entire trilogy seems to take place in it's own self-centered universe. No backstory whatsoever other than the scrolling text intro.

Oh, and the way they killed Admiral Ackbar is shitty. He deserved a better send-off.

All Disney, and most big budget movies are trash.

Flying Leia in the space

It starts really bad and it ends a little better... So as a single movie is mediocre, some plot holes, a lot of avoidable useless shit

Absolutely worth seeing.

I liked it the first time round and liked it even more the second. My best friend hated it.

Whichever way you fall, you'll at least have fun. It's nothing at all like The Force Awakens, which was a play-it-safe retread of A New Hope with a female Luke. The Last Jedi is a sort of dark, enigmatic echo of the equally dark, enigmatic The Empire Strikes Back.

It is bad. You can watch it foe sure it has some good stuff. I dont care if i spoil but showing Luke like a real badass was something i always wanted. On the other hand the comedy.....i just....can't. Is like watching two and a half man. And this is coming from someone who doesn't mind JarJar. Thats how bad it was, and how many of those unneeded jokes are in the movie. I know, you need to have a comic relief in this movie,otherway it woul be cringy as fuck. Bud damn i couldn't believe they could reach maximum level of bad jokes in just 12 parsecs.....
(see what i did there......yeah....that bad)

I thought it was a slow boring movie with shitty dialogue. So its a star wars movie basically.

every person who likes this movie is a feminist SJW and possibly Hillary voter or Disney employee

i thought it was pretty good. yeah, some shit was insanely stupid, like that pink haired bitch, but aside from that it was a fun movie. AND it has THE best light saber action out of ALL star wars films. i recommend seeing it just for the fights because they are amazing

What jokes? I didnt see any comedy aspect of it.

Even though I fully recognised how terrible the writing was in terms of what they did to Luke and rewriting star wars Canon, I think I was too nostalgic and just wanted to have star wars back , I liked it.

It isn't the star wars we love :(
Treat all new star wars as something else and it's a fun movie

This. Regardless of star wars fandom or not I would say overall this movie was pretty dull. No real battle scenes, a whole middle section that was a complete waste of time for no pay off, jokes that hardly ever land and feel forced, non logical thinking from anyone in the movie just so the story would work. Looking at it just as a movie the writing and pacing was just all over the place.

Nigga you DENSE. The opening five minutes started with a telephone joke.

My GF took me to see it, it's literally the only Star Wars movie I've ever seen.
I thoroughly enjoyed it!
Considering I fell asleep when she made watch the others.

it is a horrible Star Wars Movie, but a decent action movie. If you dont give two shits about the Lore and you just want to enjoy some 0815 movie then it is ok

My fav of the disney movies so far... but that is not saying much

Go see it for the space fights, if thats your sort of thing.

>the best lightsaber action
Are you ignoring thr second trilogy and it's gorgeous choreography completely?
This movie was trash, it's not an opinion.
This.
If you don't notice all the blatant agenda pushing and disgusting lack of reasonable progression, it's already too late for you.

Too much slapstick comedy.

And (Now follows a micro-spoiler, nothing serious....) the whole plot of Finn is superfluous. If you´d erase every.single.frame Finn is in, the Story would absolutely stay the same.
And there is a szene with Leia thats so unbelievable fucking shit, i almost threw up.


Better than Episode 1, worse than all the others.
Go watch it if you consider yourself a fan, otherwise go watch something else.

>40 years after Luke and Leia's reunion on screen
>4 FUCKING DECADES OF BROTHER AND SISTER BONDED BY THE FORCE
>4 DECADES OF FANS
>the first 30 seconds she says, "I know what you're going to say....I changed my hair"

What the fuck man, what the absolute fuck.

Exactly my point. They r trying so hard but damn it ruined a preety solid movie if it was in the hands of some good director

Idk man, I don't see the "Feminist Propaganda" boogie-men that a lot of the people who don't like this movie seem to see.

What I do see is a cast of poorly fleshed out characters with jumpy, campy, nonsensical motivations dealing with their problems in a way that either makes minimal sense or throws the history of the Star Wars mythos spiraling.

Even if you're the sort of person who can enjoy a Marvel type movie, this is a C+ or B- at very best

Oh i didnt really consider that a joke. I just thought of it has him fucking around trying to make him look dumb

there are a number of shit things about it
but it's a good enough watch to be worth seeing in theatres

Same here. I'm a damn old fag. I grow with the saga. I watched Jedi on theaters when it comes. I watched the special edition, then the prequels and so. The Last Jedi IS NOT a perfect movie, as all Star Wars movies, but is a enjoyable movie, with lots of highs and some very low lows. Yeah, I accept all the Casino section was utterly garbage. Yeah, I accept that Leia doing the Superman was, well, idiotic, and I accept the movie need to address some plot holes, but, all Star Wars movies had a shit ton of plot holes, lacks solid explanations, most back stories are near to inexistent, most of the in movie jokes are lame at best.

This is mostly a meme, a meme promoted for a few fanboys raging about how their Expanded Universe (And I have and read most of it. IS GARBAGE, retarded fanfiction garbage with almost THE SAME PLOT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, WITH ALMOST THE SAME CHARACTERS WITH DIFFERENT NAMES OVER AND OVER AGAIN) ended in the trash can and they go trolled so hard and ended eating their fan theories. That is it. A lot of fanboys trolled by a couple of persons than outsmarted them thinking outside the box.

It worked for like the first two lines then it dragged on and on and on and if Hux was even marginally competent, he should have just followed through with his initial threat or no mercy and gun that one plane down

>feminist propaganda
You just sound like a typical women hating pussy because they dont look at your ugly ass.

Theres nothing wrong with a woman being the main lead, the problem was the obvious insert diversity adding nothing of value. She is a marysue and she skipped threw the story having no character development.

Saw it last night. It's mediocre, once you get past the emo and loser nature of kylo. A good movie needs a good heavy and Ren is not only less than Vader, he's less than a decent heavy. A lot of that has to do with the sjw angles the writers are working, which undermines the whole sequel series. Plus you get the nagging sense the writers are setting us up for some weird Finn/Rae blacking. The appearance of chewy, Luke, Leia, and Yoda can't save the writers from themselves and their propaganda.

It’s ok. But if you care about world building, SW mythos, and the overall sequel trilogy, it made everything worse.

This movie made TFA retroactively worse.

Are you over 18?
If you're an adult, go watch a movie for grown-ups you retarded manchild. Star Wars films are films for children.

> nothing wrong with a female lead

Everything wrong with the female lead being overpowered with no universe-consistent reason, being able to duel the main bad guy with no training and win.

Everything wrong with captain purplehair being a smug dick to Po because Po is a macho toxic masculine man who doesn't need to know about the plan to hide on secret hideyhole salt planet (despite being an officer who SHOULD know) but purplehair is right and po is idiot because VAGINA or something

Y-you should go watch it and form your own opinion. We're the lowest, most bitter shut ins the internet has to offer (not including the deepweb here) and ... yeah, go watch it my friend, you may enjoy it... maybe even love it..

Star wars is NOT for children. There are references to drugs, lea was a sex slave, and there is way too much violence.

You talk like a fag and your shit's retarded.

Nice try, intern from Disney's marketing department! (How do i get in? Does it pay well? Where do the animators keep their private stash of Disney Princess porn?)

>shit's

English 1000

cunt

Right, any movie, because they're all shit

No no no you FOOL.
TLJ is a brilliant and clever Star Wars movie in that it subverts fan expectations, destroying the cruft of 40 years of Lucas' inept world-building and lore. TLJ resets the SW universe, creating infinite directions for future stories, no longer bound by the limitations of 1970's storytelling tropes.

If you can't see this, well, you are no longer the Star Wars target market and should find something more to your liking, Perhaps you'd like Warhammer?

Stupid and a waste of your hard earned dollars. Don't waste your money on it. Wait and pirate it if you MUST see it! Don't give any money into these shit characters pockets. The ones that love it? They're just nigger stupid and will be triggered and defend it.

Of course it's for children. Your problem with those issues is that you fuckers these days have been pampered and wrapped in cotton wool. Star Wars has ALWAYS been childrens' films. Fucking ALWAYS. I was a kid when the first one came out and went to see it on a Saturday morning. Back then my dad took me to see Jaws in the cinema and no fucker batted an eyelid. 1970's were the best time to be a kid.

This is the most idiotic comment I ever read about the topic. You call yourself a fan and ignored the same issues can be applied to almost all the Star Wars movies?

>Everything wrong with the female lead being overpowered with no universe-consistent reason, being able to duel the main bad guy with no training and win.
Luke do the same shit with Vader. Basic Jedi training and almost zero Lightsaber training. Still ending winning.

>Everything wrong with captain purplehair being a smug dick to Po because Po is a macho toxic masculine man who doesn't need to know about the plan to hide on secret hideyhole salt planet (despite being an officer who SHOULD know) but purplehair is right and po is idiot because VAGINA or something
Why a captain must explain him/her self to a subordinated? And, I must expand it a little, a subordinated recently demoted for don't follow a direct order and fucked up almost every piece of your fleet cuz his balls and ego?

And you forgot Mon Mothma?

Suck a dick, faggot.

The only people saying this is shit are the people who think the original trilogy is all that there is.

I thought it was great.

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It's not as shit as the retarded fanboys make it out to be but it is bad

Is Jaws not family friendly? I remember watching that when I was a kid too

No man I have no problem with women in general. The problem in the movie is that they bring up female characters which make totally no sense at all just to show women dominance for no fucking reason. To be honest the main protagonist is still ok to me despite no proper character development and stupid decisions as you also said. My problem is the stupid relationship between the asian girl and the black guy whose love story makes no fucking sense at all it does not even pass into the story. No to mention Leila's magic trick in the space - wtf was that, what was the fucking point? Now then after the pink haired commander who could have been any other alien but no they have to pick a woman with pink hair. And in parallel they make men look like the arrogant brutes who cannot make proper decisions without women control.

>shit's retarded
Learn english. Some time after that, learn how to troll properly. When you've gained all 8 troll badges, with atleast 3 bait badges, come back and try again.

It's good as far as movie making goes but as a star wars movie it is total shit and the plot makes no sense. But if you don't look at it that way, it's fairly enjoyable. 7/10 as a movie, 4/10 as a star wars movie.

It's pretty bad from a movie viewpoint. Pretty awful form a starwars fans viewpoint. Pretty alright for just a regular joe who just want to see some cool effects.

>shit's
>shit is retarded
>not "shits retarded"

English 1000000, faggot.

You dumbfucks should get back to English class once Winter break is up, you need it.

Jaws back then was rated PG. Same as Star Wars. Only difference was that for Jaws the cinemas wouldn't allow kids in without an adult. Star Wars being so obviously for kids, they didn't give a shit.

Get back on the shortbus Cleetus.

Oh wow insulting someone because of their grammar. How brutal. When im dead tired i cant spell or punctuate for shit.

Your memes are debunked with a box office over 1.056 billion against a 200 million budget, in 2 and a half weeks

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It's a pretty movie to look at but it's stupid.

The character motivations are stupid.
The bizarre placement of humor is stupid.
The bomber physics is stupid.
Leia in space is stupid.
Grumpy Luke is stupid.
Everybody's war plan is stupid.
Snoke turns out to be stupid.
The mystery of Rey's parents is stupid.
Fighting space ghosts are stupid.
Laura Dern's motivation is stupid.
SJWs are stupid.

Don't think about it too much. Just get high as fuck and go look at the pew pew pew. It's fun.

It is shit but honestly Star Wars has always been shit. Apart from Empire they all have terrible writing and even Empire has some glaring plot holes and clunky dialogue. All SW has ever been was a fun space opera with great special effects for its time.

Are you really trying to backtrack after being caught trying to correct someone's grammar like a fucking retard?
>when I'm dead tired
Hour 60 of no sleep, faggot, try me.

First fight:

Luke got his ass kicked and hand chopped off the first time because he tried fighting Vader with no training. Rey manages to wound Kylo in the first fight with even less training than Luke.

Second fight:

Second time around, the Emperor fried Luke's ass, training or no training, had Luke been any random fuckface's son and not Vader's, that's the end of him right there.

MARY "REY" SUE

you forgot vegan chewbacca

Hour 28. Whats up.

To be fair, that's what most of star wars has been. Just standards for plot development in movies in general has changed overtime. so far 7 and 8 have almost seemed like a story repeat of 4-6. All it's missing is to find out Kylo and Rey are also related somehow. The movie itself wasn't great, it wasn't bad either. it was Star Wars. The humor was even there in the original 6 as well. Also though, Leia in space was stupid as fuck.

Chewbacca ate the Porg. Cause he's on a paleo diet. That's very SJW.

60 hours of no sleep? Go to bed Cleetus, you obviously need your naptime. Your grammar was incorrect. Trying to make out that everyone calling you on incorrect grammar is a retard is, well, retarded.

Yeah. It would have been better if he was like: "OH GOD, I CAN'T STOP EATING THESE PORGS! OK ONE LAST ONE BUT THEN I'M DONE!"

If the role could be fulfilled by a character of any gender, race, species, etc, then it literally doesn't matter what or who they chose, and you're just complaining because you dislike women with colored hair, and are a fat, fedorah tipping virgin wondering why girls don't come within ten feet of you.

What magic trick? Using the force? Which is literally space magic?

>The humor was even there in the original 6 as well
It was a completely different style of humor from the constant stupid Joss Whedon quips and also 99% of the OT's humor is actually timed correctly so it doesn't rip you out of the film

>back to english class
I'm russian and there NOTHING you can do about it :D

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>my grammar was incorrect
No, it's not. Unanimously, you're retarded.

Privet devushka

It's Empire refried you dumbass

shut up, you Ukrainian in denial

you could try asmr vids to get some sleep guys.

The movie is actually great. The first Star Wars film in decades to try and evolve the storyline and not just repeat the same Skywalker family horsehit over and over again. The light isn't quite so light. The dark isn't quite so dark. We're all flawed. You don't know everything you think you know.

The people who get upset at new uses of the force are retarded as shit haha. It's magic, you mongoloid.

You both cant not do anything to me mwhahahaha :D