I am a senior engineer involved in a highly classified...

I am a senior engineer involved in a highly classified, multi-billion dollar project sponsored by the governments of the United States, China, Russia, and India. I have no doubt that this project will be made well known to the public some years from now, and will change the course of human history. But I beleive that it is my duty to share some of what we have uncovered with the world immediately. I can't say much more about the project itself, but I can tell you that what we have discovered has changed our entire understanding of physics, and has completely overturned our understanding of the nature of reality. Einstein's relativity and quantum mechanics are now able to be reconciled in a unified theory thanks to the revelations this project has uncovered. We are calling this monumental discovery, the piece of the puzzle that has been missing for so long, Log Theory. Log Theory states that there is nothing hotter than sucking a creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole. His rich, fragrant log sliding effortlessly down ones gaping throat makes drowning in shit a fate one can only pray for. With a stomach full of hot logs I could die a happy man.

great work mate, you can go to bed now

i'm a paid logless shill
ama
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Did you use the Log Hadron Collider to the develop the theory?

What are the practical consequences of a complete theory of everything?
Gravity control?

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You bet Andy's sweet ass we did! Is that a new picture?

fail script

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When will you grow up?

whenever you stop posting this

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Logging in

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>I am a senior engineer involved in a highly classified, multi-billion dollar project sponsored by the governments of the United States, China, Russia, and India. I have no doubt that this project will be made well known to the public some years from now, and will change the course of human history. But I beleive that it is my duty to share some of what we have uncovered with the world immediately. I can't say much more about the project itself, but I can tell you that what we have discovered has changed our entire understanding of physics, and has completely overturned our understanding of the nature of reality. Einstein's relativity and quantum mechanics are now able to be reconciled in a unified theory thanks to the revelations this project has uncovered. We are calling this monumental discovery, the piece of the puzzle that has been missing for so long, Log Theory. Log Theory states that there is nothing hotter than sucking a creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole. His rich, fragrant log sliding effortlessly down ones gaping throat makes drowning in shit a fate one can only pray for. With a stomach full of hot logs I could die a happy man.

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That's it. I'm officially done with Sup Forums. There's no hope for it; Sup Forums is kill.

Grow up.

Kill self.

Log dubs.

suicide is your only option

Sopping hot logs are your only option

make some new threads faggot

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WOW YOU INVENTED NEW KIND OF MUTT GAYPORN?

only the best scat trap fetish for Sup Forums

I HAVE INVENTED THIS

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this covers the Einstein's relativity

Why are you so mad, junior?

why you so mad faggot?
whats funny is know your meme is actually helping to propagate this forced faggotry faster.

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United States, China, Russia, and India couldn't collaborate on a fart

they never do. but someone somewhere is making a fuckton of money every time they need to buy time using this machine

Not a meme, kiddo

forced autistic faggotry sorry

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the study of fields is not physics

as long as people post hate i will keep the threads alive

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thank fuck I decided to jump to reading the end of your literal shit post so I didn't waste my time. just kill yourself already, regardless if you're depressed or not.

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>as long as people post hate i will keep the threads alive
you'll continue to post these threads anyways because you're bored and dont have a life.

Dump

It was truly exceptional, don't fuck it up by reposting it every five minutes like you usually do. You should really think about retiring now, you won't top the attention you get from this, unless you actually kill yourself.

The fresh cream, the hot steam. I need the wet log that is Andy Sixx's dream.

The hot log, the throat clogged. You better slidd the log with its creamy wet sog

Dump