>watching Sopranos >find out about gabagool >google it >go to Publix >want some of that capicola ham >don't want to sperg and call it gabagool >walk up and this guy behind the counter immediately greets me and asks if he can help >taken aback and don't know what's going on >point to the capicola in the case and ask for a half pound of that >he goes ahead and asks me "how thick I'd like it" >wat >uhh, regular? >he slices off a piece and gives it to me >asks if that's a 'good thickness' >eyeball it and say yes >trying to hand it back but he tells me no, just to eat it >he confirms i want a half pound and finishes up and bags it >tells me to have a great day >have to remind him I got an extra slice and to add it to the price >he laughs and says it's on the house
So did he want to fuck me or what? Should I be afraid? I didn't catch his nametag. Maybe I should call next time before I go and make sure he isn't working. I'm not gay or anything. All this from a slice of gabagool?
they give you a slice to taste it so you can check that it's good
Ryder Parker
>being friendly means your gay in america
Isaiah Morris
How was the gabagool?
David Brown
no i think he was just gay
he sure had the fuck-me eyes going on
it's nothing but fat and nitrates
Noah Evans
sounds like autism on your side
Jaxson Bell
Publix is God-tier with customer service. What you experienced is a standard experience anyone would get at their supermarkets. It's kind of a sad sign about our society when a worker at a place is pleasant and nice to you and it's considered strange.
Carter Hernandez
I am not autistic, that guy was just gay...
How much did you get paid for this post
Carson Lee
I didn't get paid for that, and I will prove it by posting the statement below:
KIKE KIKETY KIKE-KIKE-KIKE.
Jaxson Perry
holy autism
Jacob Harris
publix subs™ are the best subs in the world and if you don't know this then you clearly dont browse Sup Forums
Colton Butler
he sensed the gabogool power literally unstoppable
Joseph Flores
you are a fucking idiot
he was giving you a slice to see if you wanted it. like he does for literally every single other person on planet earth.
when you tried paying for it he was making jokes about how fucking stupid you are. not about pounding your asshole.
Zachary Stewart
why would he be talking about shit like "good thickness" and giving me fuck-me eyes at the same time it doesn't make any sense
probably not going to shop at publix anymore
John Ross
you are fucked in the head
Jordan Gomez
The guy was definitely a fag. He was in the wrong too. He basically coerced you into stealing a slice of gabagool.
On another note, I was going to try some gabagool too. It's disappointing to hear it wasn't good because I was planning to eat it with my fingers while breathing loudly through my nose and watching Sopranos. Could it just be that one brand was no good?
Eli Cruz
publix has a pretty strict antifag stance at least their bakery does
Adrian Collins
did he just hand the slice to you or did he wrap it around his cock and had you remove it with your mouth?
i hate it when they do that because they often get pubes on the meat
Joshua Reed
>not just pounding him in the butt and then eating gabagool in bed your loss
David Brooks
Is Sup Forums really this autistic?
Wyatt Perry
can attest to this, used to be a pastry chef until I got caught fucking the donuts
Michael Barnes
i needed a good laugh this morning, thanks Sup Forums
Lincoln Diaz
>I am not autistic social ineptitude is a sign of autism, which you have clearly demonstrated
Daniel Sanchez
kill yourself faggot
Alexander Nelson
no, none chain store bulk sellers of meat and candy are very liberal with their stock
Christopher Reyes
b-but he did not even tip him for not spitting in his food
Caleb Howard
You have to appreciate that the Sopranos is so good no amount of shitposting can ruin its image
John Sanchez
yeah he already said he wasn't gay
Noah Carter
>have to remind him I got an extra slice and to add it to the price
this fucking guy
Connor Ramirez
whos this girl? is she from blacked
Isaiah Collins
I know this story is probably fake but if it's not you have autism and should go to a autism doctor to get your shots.
Isaiah Harris
Anna Yrjola, qt Binland grill.
Angel Perry
Looking at her instagram it doesn't seem like she's been blacked yet. This is very unsettling.
Anthony Clark
>So did he want to fuck me or what? Should I be afraid? I didn't catch his nametag. Maybe I should call next time before I go and make sure he isn't working. I'm not gay or anything. All this from a slice of gabagool?
Noah Ross
...
Robert Evans
delet this
Hunter Anderson
Please include me in the screencap.
Lucas Price
this thread is gay as fuck
Nathaniel Wright
You should call his manager.
Really inappropriate on his part.
Ryder Reyes
>he doesn't download his gabagool
Josiah Cox
what does up in the club have to do with Furio? I'd rather reply no bitch-a to me.
Luis Butler
Yo this one dude at Subway gave me a 15 centimeter once and then asked me if I wanted a sub.
Jordan Hall
The ones who don't know that OP is a joke are the true autists...
Gavin Jones
So this is what it's like to experience autism from the inside. Interesting.
Angel Watson
Come on Sup Forums. You can't just add Sopranos to your pasta to make it Sup Forums related.