Watching Sopranos

>watching Sopranos
>find out about gabagool
>google it
>go to Publix
>want some of that capicola ham
>don't want to sperg and call it gabagool
>walk up and this guy behind the counter immediately greets me and asks if he can help
>taken aback and don't know what's going on
>point to the capicola in the case and ask for a half pound of that
>he goes ahead and asks me "how thick I'd like it"
>wat
>uhh, regular?
>he slices off a piece and gives it to me
>asks if that's a 'good thickness'
>eyeball it and say yes
>trying to hand it back but he tells me no, just to eat it
>he confirms i want a half pound and finishes up and bags it
>tells me to have a great day
>have to remind him I got an extra slice and to add it to the price
>he laughs and says it's on the house

So did he want to fuck me or what? Should I be afraid? I didn't catch his nametag. Maybe I should call next time before I go and make sure he isn't working. I'm not gay or anything. All this from a slice of gabagool?

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they give you a slice to taste it so you can check that it's good

>being friendly means your gay in america

How was the gabagool?

no i think he was just gay

he sure had the fuck-me eyes going on

it's nothing but fat and nitrates

sounds like autism on your side

Publix is God-tier with customer service. What you experienced is a standard experience anyone would get at their supermarkets. It's kind of a sad sign about our society when a worker at a place is pleasant and nice to you and it's considered strange.

I am not autistic, that guy was just gay...

How much did you get paid for this post

I didn't get paid for that, and I will prove it by posting the statement below:

KIKE KIKETY KIKE-KIKE-KIKE.

holy autism

publix subs™ are the best subs in the world and if you don't know this then you clearly dont browse Sup Forums

he sensed the gabogool power
literally unstoppable

you are a fucking idiot

he was giving you a slice to see if you wanted it. like he does for literally every single other person on planet earth.

when you tried paying for it he was making jokes about how fucking stupid you are. not about pounding your asshole.

why would he be talking about shit like "good thickness" and giving me fuck-me eyes at the same time it doesn't make any sense

probably not going to shop at publix anymore

you are fucked in the head

The guy was definitely a fag. He was in the wrong too. He basically coerced you into stealing a slice of gabagool.

On another note, I was going to try some gabagool too. It's disappointing to hear it wasn't good because I was planning to eat it with my fingers while breathing loudly through my nose and watching Sopranos. Could it just be that one brand was no good?

publix has a pretty strict antifag stance at least their bakery does

did he just hand the slice to you or did he wrap it around his cock and had you remove it with your mouth?

i hate it when they do that because they often get pubes on the meat

>not just pounding him in the butt and then eating gabagool in bed
your loss

Is Sup Forums really this autistic?

can attest to this, used to be a pastry chef until I got caught fucking the donuts

i needed a good laugh this morning, thanks Sup Forums

>I am not autistic
social ineptitude is a sign of autism, which you have clearly demonstrated

kill yourself faggot

no, none chain store bulk sellers of meat and candy are very liberal with their stock

b-but he did not even tip him for not spitting in his food

You have to appreciate that the Sopranos is so good no amount of shitposting can ruin its image

yeah he already said he wasn't gay

>have to remind him I got an extra slice and to add it to the price

this fucking guy

whos this girl? is she from blacked

I know this story is probably fake but if it's not you have autism and should go to a autism doctor to get your shots.

Anna Yrjola, qt Binland grill.

Looking at her instagram it doesn't seem like she's been blacked yet. This is very unsettling.

>So did he want to fuck me or what? Should I be afraid? I didn't catch his nametag. Maybe I should call next time before I go and make sure he isn't working. I'm not gay or anything. All this from a slice of gabagool?

...

delet this

Please include me in the screencap.

this thread is gay as fuck

You should call his manager.

Really inappropriate on his part.

>he doesn't download his gabagool

what does up in the club have to do with Furio? I'd rather reply no bitch-a to me.

Yo this one dude at Subway gave me a 15 centimeter once and then asked me if I wanted a sub.

The ones who don't know that OP is a joke are the true autists...

So this is what it's like to experience autism from the inside. Interesting.

Come on Sup Forums. You can't just add Sopranos to your pasta to make it Sup Forums related.

youtube.com/watch?v=EScVpo-1zlw

>letting a gabagool thread 404

Sup Forums is dying

It seemed like almost every character in The Sopranos could be diagnosed with some kind of psychological disorder.

What did Carmella suffer from? How was she an imperfect person? That she's an enabler?

youtube.com/watch?v=4EHFRYVxhd8

DEGENERATE SHOP LIFTER

I've got a feeling this guy is being serious.