As we enter our 150th year we are still a young nation, very much in the formative stages...

As we enter our 150th year we are still a young nation, very much in the formative stages. Our national condition is still flexible enough that we can make almost anything we wish of our nation. No other country is in a better position than Canada to go ahead with the evolution of a national purpose devoted to all that is good and noble and exellent in the human spirit.

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Your prime minister is shit

Bill M103

your citizenry does not live up to the expectations for the nation

>vassal state with zero story
>evolving into anything

>flag
We seem to have don a lot better than you

>says the bastard of portugal

>calling a motion a bill
proxy off

We are the alpha cunt of our continent.

You're from Brazil mate. Literally hell on Earth.

This

Canada's entire national identity is based around a coffee chain, which is now owned by Burger King.

canada is an illegitimate neo-imperalist state

Canada a shit

I'm honestly happy to see it fail.

You have to go back

>be canadian
>dont get independence until 20th century
QUEEN'S
LITTLE
KEKS

>be newfag
>don't know about filters in 2017

> tfw moving to canada soon
feels good user

Canada is better than your country.

My family has been here for much longer than that of most C*nadians

Which part?

>welfare queen
>wants Canada to fail
They really can't into financial management

Winnipeg Shitnitoba due to college. However I'm planning on relocating to either Calgary or Hongcouver as soon as possible

To be fair, their "identity" also includes their healthcare system, kraft macaroni and cheese, and constantly reminding people that they aren't American.

>welfare queen
Nope, although I most certainly do plan on expatriating myself so I can use my government-funded education elsewhere. The fact that I can get the subhuman """"""""""people"""""""""" of this shithole of a non-country to pay for most of my education only for me to provide my skills (and taxable income) to a different country makes me genuinely happy.

American culture

>obesity
>gun violence
>rap music
>9/11

Hongcouver has an average rent of almost double your national average salary so good luck.

>this insecurity
this is why i hate canadians

You forgot their most powerful cultural contribution to Sup Forums in recent years

>LARPing as something else on a Cambodia box making factory's website
Just kys you special snowflake faggot

51st state of America when????

I hate injuns because they're all dumb alcoholics

yeah it's gonna be tough. I might even go as far as renting a shitty room and share it with a chink before even thinking of renting a condo or getting a mortgage

same

good thing i'm only of injun descent and was not raised on a reservation

>being this butthurt because you realize that the non-country you unironically enjoy (like a gullible moron) is nothing but a shithole with cringy """""culture""""" such as "kraft dinner"

lmao i know right, then they steal the cultures of minorities and parade it as their own

>tfw one time a canadian made fun of me because poutine is part of quebec's culture but they still parade it around like it's theirs
>meanwhile they brag about fucking tim hortons
canadians literally need double standards to live

>I-I'm not a welfare queen
>brags about his free education
Lmao chug

Never we don't want them.

Getting a mortgage in a big Canadian city is next to impossible good luck

>Quebec LARP begins

>literally can't refute anything i said

>>brags about his free education
I'm not a chug, and I didn't say free, I just happen to live in a have-not province which heavily subsidizes education, and I studied in a program which is relatively expensive to run. Therefore, most of my education was provided by C*nadian """""people""""", and as a result I feel like it is my duty to do everything I can to rob the Canadian taxpayers of their investment, and use my education and future taxes elsewhere. First I just need to acquire a little bit of professional work experience here.

>replying to his own posts
Quebec is part of Canada, so it's our invention too.

>still LARPing
We both know you won't be going anywhere snowflake, you're b8 posting on Sup Forums.

Two-bit Timbit Fuckwit (TTF)

lel, is your life really so shitty that it's actually inconceivable for you that someone could actually have a perfectly normal engineering degree and then expatriate himself?

Your life must be incredibly shitty (which frankly isn't surprising for someone who unironically likes a non-country like C*nada).

>Canada
>nation

Even fucking Australia is more of a nation than you because it's atleast an island. You are basically leftovers of British New World colonies. You didn't come to be through conflict. You have the second biggest landmass yet your population is smaller than Poland. You haven't done anything of note history wise. You are a placeholder that pretends to be a country.

>day of the leaf canada.jpg

I'm sorry, but we have a new rule here: no Sup Forumsfags allowed.

Yet we're 100 times better than your shitty little slav mountain. LMAO. Stay mad.

>Acadians and Cajuns don't require special accommodation, language police, etc.
meanwhile they pretty much disappeared

Seems like Canadians can't take criticism from ACTUAL countries.

And yet we're still better than you in every metric.

Really makes you think; maybe whatever bullshit you think makes your poverty-ridden shithole special isn't really important after all.

>Slav nation #152
>actual nation

oh fuck my sides LMAO

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_inventions
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Czech_inventors
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Czech_inventions

Your country's claim to fame is the namesake of a brand of American swill/beer, having the highest per-capita population of porn stars, and being occupied by Hitler.

i'm willing to bet that most of the "canadian inventions" are just stuff they claimed

>A-All I need is some l-local experience
So why don't you have it? Having some troubles you need to talk about?

Maybe if you are a dumbfuck Canadian or American

cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kategorie:České_vynálezy

>I'm uneducated Chang

Nothing to be proud of there, buddy

>country/ethnicity that's been around much longer than Canada
>significantly shorter list

You're a literal non-country you fucking dork Canada has infinitely more of an impact on the world than your generic bargain bin central european shithole.

>So why don't you have it?
I already have a bit in the form of internships, and otherwise I literally just graduated. Typically one would want at least 3 years of experience before attempting to get a job abroad.

What branch of Engineering are you going for?

and oh how times have changed during our short history
>Frederick Charles Blair was the director of the Government of Canada's Director of Immigration, the Department of Mines and Resources from 1936 to 1943. Blair developed and rigorously enforced strict immigration policies based on race and is most remembered for his successful effort to keep Jewish refugees from Nazi Germany out of Canada during the 1930s and the war years that followed. Between 1933-1939, Blair's office allowed fewer than 5000 Jews into Canada, in comparison to over 200,000 allowed into the United States, and 20,000 into Mexico.
>Blair was anti-Semitic, as were many among the Canadian elite of the time. Though he couched his public statements and policies in generalized, protectionist language, Blair's letters and private conversations, quoted extensively in None Is Too Many, reveal his distaste for Jews.

>Blair was the policy's architect and staunch champion for Canada's closed-door policy with the full support of the Liberal Party of Canada government of Prime Minister William Lyon Mackenzie King.[3] In September 1938, in a letter to the prime minister, Blair wrote, "Pressure by Jewish people to get into Canada has never been greater than it is now, and I am glad to be able to add that, after 35 years of experience here, that it has never been so carefully controlled"
>In his 1941 annual report, Blair wrote "Canada, in accordance with generally accepted practice, places greater emphasis on race than upon citizenship". When he retired in 1943, Frederick Blair was named a Companion of the Imperial Service Order

>Lacrosse was codified by William George Beers around 1860.
>Basketball was invented by James Naismith in 1891.
>Ice Hockey was invented in 19th Century Canada
>Instant mashed potatoes were invented by Edward Asselbergs in 1962
>Instant Replay was invented for CBC’s Hockey Night in Canada in 1955.

Maybe because we don't add meme-tier inventions to feel good about ourselves

>burger education

Perhaps today Czech Republic isn't a leading nation, but if you studied European History more extensively, you'd realize the sizeable impact that it had, particularly that Prague had

i bet you that most canadians don't even know that we turned jewish refugees away

did you know that john a. macdonald is also a superman who never did ANYTHING wrong?

Canada is a fucking non-country full of subhumans. Most "actual" Canadians are actually just complete human trash. The only people that actually make this retarded as country function are the immigrants and people born to immigrants.

mech

Well medicinal insulin is still more important than your coloured contact lenses and a type of mechanical pencils so I'll take it tbqh.

Every Prime Minister up until perhaps Pearson was ethnonationalistic. Today's Canada is largely the product of the change of course brought in by Pierre Trudeau. Though it is unclear how different our fate would be if he never came to power.

>john a. macdonald is also a superman who never did ANYTHING wrong?
100% correct

Memes aside, I wish my country could at least be a little more like yours, leaf bros.

Not more important than a ships's propeller, lightning rod or the arc lamp.

And they're replacing him with black activist viola desmond

Really interesting

it is disgusting how whitewashed canadian history is

i laughed so hard when they did that one heritage minutes where they act like canadians treat injuns better than americans

We were both nurtured by Britain and allowed to stand on our own two feet when we matured. America abandoned its parents as a child, and as a consequence still has developmental issues. It rebels for the sake of rebellion, because it has a deep set complex against authority.

Combine insulin with the Canadian cardiac pacemaker and we've saved millions of obese people around the world. You're welcome.

>we prevented natural selection from occurring, which would've lead to a healthier population
wow congrats

imagine some shitty ex-commie slav nation thinking it's more relevant than a g8 country because he was brainwashed by Sup Forums memes

fucking hell

Combine ship's propeller with boatloads of people and we have literally created Canada

He's actually getting moved up to the higher denominations, Mackenzie King and Borden are getting the boot. Either way virtue signalling is still one hell of a drug

she has a white facial structure

At least Americans have a sense of identity and belonging. Canadians have none.

>In 1784, J. P. Paucton proposed a gyrocopter-like aircraft using similar screws for both lift and propulsion. At about the same time, James Watt proposed using screws to propel boats, although he did not use them for his steam engines. This was not his own invention, though; Toogood and Hays had patented it a century earlier, and it had become a common use as a means of propelling boats since that time.
Uhhhhmmmmm

and when they do it's over stupid artificial retarded shit like tim hortons or the fucking queen of the UK who doesn't matter in the slightest

>can dish it but can't take it

>like canadians treat injuns better than americans
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Indian_Wars
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Indian_Wars
*thinks*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Ressel

>ITT butthurt Pajeets and Changs
Every time

The symptom is the same in every Western Culture as we become more inclusive at the expense of ourselves. But Canadian values once did indeed mean something, as did ours.

We were once brothers, with a common bond and union. Now we're caught adrift in globalization, opening our nations for everyone. We fought together and spilt blood for the common cause. Even if you don't believe in Canada, it once meant something special. It was a dream of a better place. A new and Better Britain, across the ocean.

Ya "Canadian" """""""""""""nationalism"""""""""" is the saddest and funniest meme known to man. At least American nationalism is rooted in American culture which is exported worldwide.
Canadian culture is just a direct copy of American culture

>be canadian
>starve indians on purpose
now that made me think

>Austrian
Really encourages further contemplation

no I believe in a better America. A united America is stronger one.
meme countries like canada should not exist

Still sounds better than being killed or small-pox blanketed, either way the chugs got out of the way it was a handy bit of statecraft tbqh by our First PM.

>Canadian tries to play the nationality angle

My sides

You have to understand half these Canadian flags are perma-butthurt minorities mad about one thing or the other.

>being starved is better than getting killed
starvation implies death

for someone who keeps posting anti-mongoloid rant you sure think like one

>European claims a historical figure based on a modern national identity/national boundaries
Every time

Your life quality is really great in there.

But you are cucks. That's the truth.