I'm a scat fetishist

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thats a lot of poop

do you get horny when you eat chocolate ice cream?

When will you neck yourself?

Poop is gross though. Why you do this?

Moar!

How did it start?

I didn't watch it come out of a hot girls ass and it doesn't taste or smell like shit, so no.

Do you eat the poop, And if so do you ever get sick from poop consumption?

what is wrong with u?

any good eating gifs?

How long do you last before you cum when you eat it?

I insta-cum when the first piece drops in my mouth.

OP, please tell me, what does it taste like? Does it taste as bad as it smells?

Does some stool taste better than others? i.e: hard stool vs soft stool.

can you tell me what bleach tastes like?

>Does it taste as bad as it smells?

it tastes different and if you could remove the smell it wouldnt be bad.

It started out as a fascination with watching myself shit in a mirror from a young age.
Then when I got a gf in highschool I asked to to let me watch while she went to the bathroom, this evolved into her shitting on my chest as part of our foreplay.
One day she was squatting over me, turtleheading for a moment before squeezing it all out and she lost her balance and fell backward, rubbing her anus with about an eighth of an inch of shit pushing out of it against my mouth and nose.
She started apologising profusely, but I told her to scoot her ass up a little bit, she asked me why and I told her bluntly that I wanted her to place her anus directly onto my mouth and to shit right into it.
She paused for a moment and then agreed.
I chewed and swallowed every single bit of it as she sucked my dick, and then threw up almost immediately after I came, but it was soooooooo worth it.
Since then I've got more and more creative with my scat play.

Yes and yes

Not very long, I can't possibly imagine a more potent aphrodesiac.

What do you do about the smell? I think that is fucking gross.. would never try that

why do you spam hunger game threads?

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If you're aroused by it then it smells and tastes like aphrodites pussy.

Yes some shit definitely tastes better.
The kind that are the best are the ones that are soft and pliable, but still solid enough that they can still hold their shape.
If she's been holding it in for a while, the the first 4 to 6 inches might be somewhat stale, but the rest will be fresh and delicious.

Some OC taken right this second

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Why do you find this exiting?

Because he has a sexual fantasy with poo

I read once that shit somehow tastes like ear wax. How accurate is that?

Which drugs should I take after eating my gf shit so I don't get sick?

Aren't you concerned about bacteria reaching to your brain?

How many women had pooped on you?. Are you willing to eat the poo from every woman you get to fuck?

How do you approach a womam for the first time with your fetish?. How do ypu even start to bring the dubject up?

Have you found any woman who actually enjoys doing this?. Or do they do it just because they want to please you?

What do you find fascinating about shit Sup Forumsro?

I just do.
This one time a music fest in new york, I hung out around the portable toilets.
I spotted a group of 4 young qts arguing over who would go first if there was only one open(they were all open), so I approached them and told them all the toilets were out of service, but I had a profitable solution.
Back at my tent I got an icing squeezer out of my bag that I had brought in case of this very situation and told them I'd give them a hundred dollars each to shit into the squeezer and theb leave. I also produced a largw thermos and told them I'd throw in an extra twenty each if they pissed into it.
They proceeded to do so, and after I paid them and they left I I started eatong out of the squeezer. I didn't even manage to swallow half of it before it started to get cold, but I kept the thermos of piss warm by the fire and sipped off of it while fapping for the rest of the night

If this isnt the saddest thing ive read i dont know what is.

Why have you not killed yourself? You must realize that you're filth.

How do you know you're at a fag bbq?

The hotdogs taste like shit.

You vote Democrat?

You did this in high school?

son i have bad news for you

you should kys

1 Some shit does have a waxy feel to it, but not all.
2 I don't really know
3 nope not worried
4 Too many too count. Unless a woman has unnaturally repulsive shits then as long as they're hot enough to fuck then I'm gonna want to eat some of their shit.
5 Over time I've developed a sort of sense for which girls can be directly asked and which ones you have to be more subtle and/or sneaky.

>watching myself shit in a mirror from a young age.

ok, how did THIS start?

do you just date normal women and ask them to shit on you? and they agree?

>Over time I've developed a sort of sense for which girls can be directly asked and which ones you have to be more subtle and/or sneaky.

Care to elaborete more on this one please?

What a very pathetic person you are

are you good looking?

post more of your fave scat pics

How much does it cost for an escort to poop on or for you? Do you use fetlife?

I love going on chatroulette and omegle and trying to get girls to shit for me on camera. Surprisingly it works, but only once in a really long while. Idk how you can handle it in person though, I like watching videos and stuff, but the thought of it in person is a little too much. Also I really hate toilet humor, and find it extremely low brow, does it bother you as well?

If democrats had their way, people like me would be killed off by their pet muslims, so why the fuck would I vote for my own death?

Can't help but pity your obviously very broken mind. What sort of abuse makes this happen?

Not that I'm sticking around to see the answer, but God damn.

Found the Bernie supporter.

Simple curiosity.

what was the inspiration?

How can I find a cute girl who won't mind shitting on me? I've had a scat fetish for a LONG time but never was able to bring it up

what kind of diseases have you got from eating shit?

are you a jew, or more broadly a semite by any chance?

I eat shit, but ear wax? Disgusting, who knows what that tastes like.

What kind of diet do you like most?

that's shopped

This is the best troll I have seen in a while

Can you provide any notion of what kind of woman makes the biggest turds?

women have longer and wider colons than men

they also have more probiotics than men

which means women produce more feces with their movements, and it smells worse.

the last 3 women I've dated have been into fart and poo play

Earwax is really gross! It taste like it smells.
I unfortunately have tasted some of my own on accident.

I don't pay for it, women are naturally degenerate so it's not hard to convice them.

why have you not necked yourself yet you fucking abomination

Just ask her, as long as you're not a beta soyboy they'll pretty much do anything you want.

How would I insulge my fetish if all the cute girls are starving to death?

earwax doesn't have a smell

poo does have a HORRIBLE SMELL. however poo doesn't taste like it smells. poo tastes BITTER!

I just wanted to know what my butt looked like.

Does this give you a woody?

I suspect kikes may have raped a few of my ancestors, I can't imagine anybody willingly fucking one of those vile creatures.

you're hiding something

>poo tastes BITTER!

I won't ask how you know that.

I was licking this hot chick's ass once, and got a tiny nug that was stuck in her butt hole

I thought 'why not' and bit down

>Not a female
>Can't see anus even if it were female
>liquid shit
>camera zoomed way the fuck out
>just spraying all over the place, no target
-3/10 even if it were a hot chick, all the other points nullify any erotic qualities.

>I'm a scat fetishist.

Grammy has a cookie for you...

I'm actually just guessing, since I can't remember why I checked it out in the first place.

Describe how out tastes in detail. And also tell us about the high you get from it. Also ps I'm a scat lover too

Any tips to spot a girl who might be in the mood for shit and fart play?. Any special look, race, taste, backstory?

Would this pic be an example of a perfect date for you?

What the fuck kind of bait is that? I've seen it more times than I could count over the years and always wondered wtf the link was to. I assumed FBI.

japanese scat is the only thing i have been fapping to for a long time

>Any tips to spot a girl who might be in the mood for shit and fart play?.

Look for women doing stuff like this.

omg

Would you ever suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole?

discuss scat more actively plz

Did it. 10/10

would do again.

Absolutely.

It's the same MENTALLY ILL person spamming it all day long.
He's been on Sup Forums for a bit now, so he's not exactly a newfag, but he's not an oldfag either.
He fell in love with this guy Dahvie from some no-name band,
but since he's in his 40s, he can't go to his concerts without looking like a dirty old man,
so he dreams.
He grew obsessed with this musician, but it wasn't till the musician changed his name that,
he lost it completely. Like a crazy stalker, he thinks this guy talks to him telepathically.
At first, his fantasies of this guy involved plain vanilla gay sex (sitting on a fat dick),
but then his fantasy metastasized into smelling his dick,
then licking his ass,
and finally, it deranged into eating his shit.
He shared his degenerate fantasy online and reveled in the HATE EVERYONE GAVE HIM.
He's like those small-dicked guys: he gets off on humiliation.
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He was posting nonstop for 16 hours a day, eventually losing his job.
But crazy doesn't see the problem, crazy sees this as MORE TIME TO POST.
Now he spends 18 hours a day spamming and opening multiple threads.
He believes he can create an army of like-minded degenerates to help perpetuate his 'meme'
Sadly, there are a few newfags who've actually fallen for his 'meme'
Some are COPROPHLIES like him, others are 8-year-olds who think this is a new edgy 'meme'
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But make no mistake, this guy is MENTALLY ILL,
and nothing you can say will dissuade.
It's like if you tried to tell a schizophrenic that his delusions are fantasy,
& even if you had cameras, devices,
& all kinds of proof, the crazy person would look at you,
and accuse YOU of having a mental illness.
So with this HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE:
You can point out his mental illness, but it won't matter.
He will keep doing it till he either gets hauled off to the funny farm,
Or he kills himself.

Has any woman asked you to shit on her?

ever eat ur own shit?

Thermos flasks don't work like that.

tl;dr

Earwax tastes like the stuff you use to stop biting your nails.

you eat poo, bite your nails AND eat earwax? you're fucked up.

The Japs are fucking filthy with their scat vids, I just wish more chicks would swallow in new vids, they put it in their mouths, but never seem to swallow anymore.

I'm not OP BTW, just someone who knows what earwax tastes of.

Must be a different guy, I rarely post about scat, and even less on Sup Forums.

OP, am i a weeb if i have watched only 1 anime?

Grow up

MJD-21 has some good swallowing. that vid is hot af