H-hey Anonymous! N-need a hand?
Doesn't matter what sort of problem you got, I'm h-here for you Anonymous! I'll h-help out in any way I c-can!
Don't suffer in silence when someone is extending their hand for you~
H-hey Anonymous! N-need a hand?
Doesn't matter what sort of problem you got, I'm h-here for you Anonymous! I'll h-help out in any way I c-can!
Don't suffer in silence when someone is extending their hand for you~
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How often do you get laid?
W-why do you ask darling?
This needs a bump. I'm too tired to think about problems though. So very very tired and cold.
don't need any help, I just hope you keep doing what you're doing alice!
I hope you have a good 2018!
*throws a blanket over you* Cold out t-tonight, Stalker. Bundle up.
usually her and I hook up every thursday, but I've been sick recently.
can i get a hug?
having a tough day
bist du on fire wie ein waldbrand?
man im alwats so curious about the person behind these
Just curious.
Also, happy new year and all that. Thanks for the threads and the fun.
I'm g-gonna make it good with my own two hands
I need nudes!
T-try google!
nudes of you
Lol you're such a faggot, you listen to Twink Floyd
I'm s-sorry, I don't understand.
Silly!
*blinks slowly* Yep!
T-then I suppose you should lurk moar
I've been spending time with this girl lately. The other day, she comes up to me and says she illustrates extremely realistic jizz. Is this a come on, or am I just reading too much into her quirky behaviours?
I need a hand.
Hey, Alice. I love you.
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ok first of all
1. your not the same person as tbat one alice fellow
2..guy or girl
3. Why do you add stuttering
4. Why do ypu do this
i think if this is alice or qhateber the fuck she posted nudes
L-love you too
>W-well, did she show you pictures?
No.
Stalker? Maybe a little.
I went through a snowbank and spent 7 hours listening to real estate babble with wet socks and realised as much as I've always hated lawyers, I'd probably make a good one. Have you ever heard of anyone making it in law starting well north of 30?
How do i come out to someone who dislike gays/lesbians
Nobody is helping me.
More
Why have you been posting her ass all over Sup Forums sporadically?
I've seen like 7 of your threads. I don't get it. What are you hoping to accomplish
it was a vidya reference, bud. she's not calling you an IRL stalker.
what do you need?
Why does everyone come to me with their problems but doesn't care about how I feel?
come on alice i need some nudes of you
Kill yourself OP, your a fag
Hey speaking of hands what the fuck is up with you and your Dad
Oh I never played that, I'm sorry! I went through a period where I missed all the classic titles. Someday I should go back.
show dik
Does your dad visit you often, or is there a restraining order in place?
>Oh, and everyone who is here, did you guys all have a good new years?
Nope. But that was expected.
Come on, some nudes or write fuck my ass in your white board
Nice trips. Also, if I ask to see them, what sort of response am I to look for?
sorry this bitch is creepy as fuck her threads are always super unsettling and borderline psychopath
That's just how people are. They don't care about anyone but themselves. If you're going to offer them assistance then you should accept that.
Pretty sure it's just you reading too deeply into things
High quality bait
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this is less offensive than your normal shit, thank you
also post nudes someday
Is suicide painless?
More like low quality
Is that supposed to be Alice?
Thanks for these threads Alice.
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You're right. Its premium bait.
yes
I mean, the aftermath is since you'll be dead.
Dear Kermit if you read this pls stop kicking me from anekishome what if we just talk next time also hope we can be friends... someday... eventually ...
do you want an access code for seamless-flow.info alice?
Always though these threads were bait/cancer but that pink floyd shirt is dank
>I m-mean, anything at all. She's either g-gonna open up to you and show you them and then you m-move from there, or it was all a clever ploy and s-she'll want your semen!
>Or she's weird as heck, and indulging her won't do anything too bad.
All right, thanks a lot.
Questions for Alice:
1: what's your new years resolution?
2: do you have any pet peeves?
3: favorite vidya of all time?
4: favorite food ever?
what about a bullet to the head?
Kermit here:
No.
Bob and Vagene pleas sexy women’s I’ll guve u the good giant dick
Fuck you Kermit
>Arguments based on emotion not reason
What about arguments based on nothing?
its a premium beastiality site. you seem like you are into it
What's a VPN shield?
nah you arent him
not me lol
Wannabe gamer. you cannot game. Thats a fact. People knows.
I will in 2 weeks. I'll barely be able to stay up for hotbox until this nonsense is over. It's on the list with Nier Automata, whatever that is, and Doki Doki something or other. I have a dear weeb friend who recommends these things and he's never steered me wrong.
tripo 6sixsss no more alice3d
Shut up, wuss. Check 'em.
I have toilet
No idea if you remember me, the grocery user from back in the summer. Just wanted to let you know how thankful I am for the hundred bucks you lent me. I haven't been able to contribute to your threads or streams that much since I've now found a full-time job, so I just wanted to say thanks once again for helping me through a real tough spot.
Why pay porn when you offer free ass.
Oh.
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What's a VPN? I want to learn.
You just sit there and admire it
I always knew you were a guy
im not having troubles to join im just getting kicked
how can I most easily kill myself
CELTY!
nayrt but doki doki is fun if you have 0 expectations, enjoy visual novels and don't mind shallow writing
Hi. Who and how are you? What would you recommend if you feel like your gf makes you wanna suicide?
Life is much better, thanks. There are always ups and downs, but now the ups are more frequent than the downs.
Or I could just manage my time more effectively. I lose part of the evening to Smolov Jr. bench cycle 4 nights a week. Has any women ever honestly cared about what a dude can lift? I can take the letdown, don't spare me the painful truth.
Why are posts being killed? I'm scared.
not personally, no
b&? also whats the problem just let me in
You have consoles just to fit in, very sad I know. Just try to be yourself, gaming isn't your thing.
just the faggot butthurt mods no doubt
I knew it. Time to kill myself. I lied about being able to take it. Afk.
They should make an /alice/ board if they don't want you here, like for the ponies.
aite bye bye manlet
Fitness is important to women, but they don't care how much you lift. It's just a number to them that they don't really understand.
if they dont want ME here? nigga im not alice.
Oh, I mean the regulars of the Alice threads. The Alice community.
My problem is there's this faggot that pretends to stutter and posts cancer threads instead of curling up someplace and dying of aids. Can you fix that?
no one wants them anywhere though
N-no, go see if the mods can ban them