Star Wars thread... Just because, last one was fun

Star Wars thread... Just because, last one was fun.

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let's bring the very concept of kinetic kill vehicles into a franchise about blowing up giant dicks by going through the urethra.

probably the worst idea you could bring to star wars. ever.

the whole laser warfare shtick represents energy levels so obscene, a fucking fighter would shoot the entire american energy production in a year in a whiff.

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i'm having headaches just trying to figure how the fuck wouldn't they exclusively use drones in freighters to kkv the hell out of anything.

economically speaking, it's like using a landmines instead of fighting tank versus tank.

You. I like you.

You shouldn't think too much about worldbuilding in star wars. It will ruin the movie. Really.

Snoke's death was like a fucking Chuck Tingle title. "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Interpretation of the English Language".

Some points that you fine fellows in your infinite autism did not even end up discussing last thread:

* We now have enough rebels to fit into the Falcon. This whole small resistance against an oppressive empire thing was romantic in the first few, but now they're out of their goddamn minds. There's enough rebels to fit into the Falcon, and they're up against the guys who built a fucking solar system destroyer.
* Snoke was _cool_. He built an obscenely overpowered military from the shattered remains of the Empire. And then he got pounded in the butt by his own interpretation of the English language. We'll never know who he was or how he got there. Now we have the entirety of the First Reich under the command of a whiny emotional faggot. Boy won't this make for some *riveting* plot, especially with nobody to replace him.
* This movie lacked a ton of depth. Every other movie, you saw planets that were under the Empire's/Federation's/Order's control. You saw why the Rebellion had to exist; these people were awful and oppressive. Even VII had this. But VIII? Nope. The only time we're not in space is when we're watching Luke try to seduce Rey, or, more importantly, when we're on that gambling planet, where the message is established that good and bad are meaningless. The galactic war has degraded into a gang war.

Both gold and trips. Beautiful.

This why the fuck didn't they just make a movie about how this guy ended up where he did when they found him would have been a fun interesting movie. Instead they had a shit plot staring some has been actors nobody really gives a shit about anyway.

Luke's dead
Han's dead
Leia's alive
but
Hamill's alive
Ford's alive
Fisher's dead

why in the fuck did purple hair cunt die instead of leia? how in the fuck are they going to make an entire movie and not have her die in the first five minutes? but no, let's keep the extremely old woman, whose only purpose is being an old character despite all the other old characters being dead except for Chewie and the droids, and kill off the excellent military tactician.

for that matter, let's kill off anyone important at all, instead of sending one of the grunts whose entire job is to fly a ship, on the suicide mission of flying a ship. and boy, this must have been a long time ago in this galaxy far far away, because apparently they have invented neither autopilot nor remote control.
fucking retards.

Hate the new SW movie. Snoke needs to be alive and kill kylo and ray in the next movie

Why didn't they show shiny bitch with her Helmut off and how the fuck is there a shiny girl storm trooper anyway shit makes no since they were all supposed to be clones.

pretty sure jango wasn't a nigger. they're just running wild with this plot now.

kek

THIS!

And fuck me, the mental gymnastics faggots pull trying to defend this.

I'm not the one that ignored the rest of the franchise and wrote this bullshit into the script because I painted myself into a corner. So don't bitch.

Empire ditched the clones after episode 3.

and yeah, that SJW slant that people were talking about last thread.
i don't know about the race thing, but you'd have to be fucking dense not to see the SJWing. everyone in charge is a woman, every hotshot is a man. if the men had just listened to the women, everything would have gone smoothly. even the female orange e.t. thing -
when they ignored her advice, it bit them in the ass.

this is so much fun.
one of the major supporting structures of sw - without it you get ???

He's getting a one shot comic at the end of the month. I want a whole fucking novel. I'm also hoping he comes back in IX, because, well, a whole galaxy under First Order rule isn't good for business.

And they don't seem like the kind to tolerate crime like the Empire did.

Apparently Daisy Ridley came up with the idea of her eye showing through the helmet.

Also, they stopped being all clones in the Rise of the Empire era. At least in the old canon. There were recruits and new clone hosts.

And in the new canon, well, the First Order troopers were taken from their families and trained from birth.

They are not clones. Empire in original trilogy wasn't using clones. Clones were used in clone wars and some time after, but they later opted for more diverse personnel.

I think some villain in Force Awakens even lampshaded this when Finn deserts by saying "we should have used clones." or something.

>the First Order troopers were taken from their families and trained from birth.
which, given the advanced as shit cloning technology, is way easier and cheaper than just pushing the button and out pops a fully grown fit male with decades of military knowledge, right?

The point of the whole movie was to kill off the jedi and sith religions to effectively end religion and bring about atheism in the star wars universe but the plot makes no since as snoke was not a sith and didn't believe in the sith ways but used Darth Vader's grandsons power which came from embracing the dark side as a tool to end it all. In a way snoke created a new kind of none religion based connection to the force somehow.

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Correct. By ANH they're not clones anymore. They've had time to recruit real people with surprisingly bad aim. Their voices are different and everything. Also, if Luke and Han were going to walk around in trooper uniforms they would have made it about 10 feet before someone noticed one of them was a foot too short.

By the time Force Awakens happens, they're stealing kids and conditioning them. They go over all of this.

Except they get bested by a girl who was never trained

i was being sarcastic, moron. that was the point.

Can someone please give me reasons why the first order is actually right and the resistance is dirty terrorist scum? I mean we all know it's true but I need ammunition to dark pill all the jedi cucks

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I really do hope Snoke's backstory gets expanded on.

And the idea of this creepy fuck just hanging around the Unknown Regions and taking in the last shreds of the Empire is very old school EU sounding to me.

WHO IS THE GREATEST AND WHY IS IT SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV SHEEVE SHEEG oops i mean SHEEV

This is fucking stupid and makes no sense then where did the millions of clones go off to then???

They died. Accelerated growth.

Hux and Phasma's faces. We're evil characters we must sneer. I thought Hux was sooo fucking hammy in VII.

That welsh actor was the best First Order guy in VIII, he was fucking spot on.

Mark Lewis, forgot his name

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I see no concern for the climate or women's rights in the future.

Otherwise, the whole franchise is meh at best.

saddest death in the movie

Ugh he's called Captain Canady after THAT bitch?!

There are probably a few veteran clones still left in the ranks but probably at this point they're very rare and rather old. Why do you think it's stupid? The Ottoman Empire did a similar strategy with their Janissary troops: tax the serfs in children instead of money, train the children into crack troops with absolute loyalty to the empire

here, how about more stuff.
episode i is officially better than episode viii. jar jar was the most annoying thing since abraham lincoln, but at least he helped advance the completely coherent plot. we neither have any character advance the plot other than rey nor a coherent plot whatsoever.
finn is not fucking important to anyone. he was irrelevant in vii and he's twice as irrelevant in viii (especially since he literally accomplishes jack diddly the entire film).
we were all set up. po's the new solo, rey's the new luke, finndu nuffin's the new chewie, and holdo is the new lei-wait, no, she's fucking dead for no reason. we need some new characters, dammit. like i don't mind one-episode characters, we get those often enough, but at least have some consistency.
all fights are now incoherent. they are either everyone standing still in the open and shooting each other or the rebels acting like total fucking retards and getting away with it. like all the at-at had to do was shoot the red cloud, but no, the storm trooper piloted vehicle has the aim of a storm trooper. and just when they're right there, they call off the suicide mission because it's too dangerous, and chinkette nearly commits suicide trying to get finndu to stop committing suicide, because you won't win a war by destroying the other side or some shit.

He was fucking great. He sneered to the very end.

Rey would SLAY Darth Sidious

Who spends millions of dolors on cgi and special effects for a character that has 0 back story a complete retard thats who. Think of the countless man hours it took making him come to life and no one wrote more than a paragraph about his character.

Truth.
In the originals the technological omissions or oversights were acceptable.
Nowadays its not.

They might as well go the whole hog now and have Leia, R2, 3PO and Chewie on the falcon and have it blown out of the sky. Ok, we're done here. Since we own Fox, how about a new Firefly series, everyone!

Palpatine did nothin wrong

ITT; Neckbeards who think this franchise is about a complex plot and characters and not entirely driven by merchandising.

Dubs makes it true

They killed the Emperor in the OT without us really knowing anything about him except that he was powerful. We'll probably get some info on Snoke in the next film.

This a million times this and 2000 internets for Finndu nuffin the worst character in star wars history.

Or the next trilogy following that logic

the gigantic ship that can travel at light speed can't travel faster than the ship that is currently not traveling at light speed. this one blew my fucking mind.
holdo waits until everyone is dead until she rams the ship (which by the way i don't give a shit about the implications that was the coolest part of the movie). she was already dead, she knew as much when she decided to stay. but rather than ram them immediately, she waits until there's only enough left to fill the falcon before sudokuing. seriously wtf.
they didn't need to die in the first place. the only plot advancement the rebels dying served was for rey to get emotionally slammed in snoke's chambers. but that didn't need to happen, the same effect could have been achieved simply by snoke proving that he could wipe the ships out as soon as they made a mistake and there's nothing rey can do to stop him. same effect, but the ships live. make up some bullshit about how only one doesn't escape, keep the original ending, kill off leia in the suicide mission instead of holdo, and you've got a hell of an ending instead of this debacle.
also, physics. there are loud noises when something passes by the windshield, in outer space, where no sound passes. and everyone cringes away, because that will totally save them. you can drop bombs in space. the heavy laser from the solitary heavy laser cannon that the empire apparently doesn't have more than one of, curves. in space. nowhere near a planet.
also, the cannon fires with precise accuracy (i.e. not storm trooper aim for once), once every three seconds or so, for eight minutes, on a fleet of thirty ships, and we still get one left.

>Finndu nuffin
That cocksucker's out of breath every ten feet. Count the times he's drying in VII. It's like 2/minute.

>drying
dying

John Williams, after Episode VII when asked about if he's returning for VIII:

'If I can do it, I certainly will. I told Kathy Kennedy I'm happy to do it, but the real reason is, I didn't want anybody else writing music for Daisy Ridley.'

I swear - i said this in the last thread - that Williams had subtlely woven Vader's theme into Rey's theme much like he did with Vader's in Anakins just a little less obvious. Once Rian took the direction he took I think John Williams was deflated and I think that's why the score is a little flat and rehashed. I think he had some awesome music lined up for Rey.

Rey's theme backwards = Vader's theme??
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fact

kek

who would win
the sacred knowledge that has been passed down for tens of thousands of years and used to defeat entire empires
or a dead frog

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i feel like 9 is going to be jj’s fuck you to rian, as 8 was rian’s to jj. luke resurrected. i’m calling it

please please be canon

Spaceballs is better than that shit

he'd better, because his death was fucking pointless.
for that matter, han's was too. there was zero emotional impact to han's death other than nostalgia. seriously. dude killed his dad, welcome to trope city. luke should have been there to witness han's death, and *then* be spurred on to teach rey what he knows before he gets killed too.

This entire movie was like the wizard, in wizard of oz. All the idiot characters saw this fuckstick lazy writing as this awe-inspriring masterpiece and went on the internets talking about how it was the "best one ever" only to find out those cocksuckers were laid off Hollywood shills lying about a movie to boost ticket sales. I like the dumbfuck consumer bought into the hype yet again, when what I should've done was gone straight back to the ticket counter and bought tickets for fucking ferdinand, better yet, since that bullshit was another remake because disney is out of creativity and is remaking every fucking movie known to man I should've just stayed home and beat my pathetic little dick on Sup Forums....fuck you Hollywood, I hope you get nuked first

Rian blew it so fucking bad. Turning Rey to the dark side would have been a fantaztic middle film ending. He missed... SO many opportunities

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I don't think he'll go that far because it does make sense to have him dead, I think - perhaps just not in the way they did it. He will definitely tie up his story in a more fan servicing way though. Luke will be our OT hero again, I'm sure of it. Once it's revealed that Rey is indeed his daughter and he was hiding her from Snoke by cutting himself off from the force so they couldn't read his mind and find her... ;P

> strong independent woman who don't need no man
> purple hair so you know she woke af
> 'silly boys female stereotypes need not apply'
> drive ship
> immediately crash it

It's over Anikan, I have the high ground.

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amen brother preach on

Kek

It's over Obi-wan, I have the

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jj can pull some new force ability out of his ass like rian did to revive luke. definitely a possibility and with leia presumed dead because carrie is dead, it only makes sense

JJ is a racist piece of shit.

Surely they have to kill him off again though, don't you think?

what gets me about that at-at battle is how poe tells them to keep it tight and stay in formation. how the fuck could that possibly be a good tactic against at-ats? just flank them for Christ's sake. as if you couldn't destroy that laser-ram from behind.

True. 'Stay together! Make ourselves a bigger target, that's a good trick!'

just pull a leia. have him die supposedly because 9 will be the last in the trilogy. he can survive the movie

the millenium falcon could fight the walkers better than some stupid junker ships that have no guns and don't work unless they're being the most obtrusive thing imaginable

me too

I know.

OT doesn't have any of these problems. Not even close. Buzz off.

He should have had a bigger reason to be in the movie than some cliched bullshit. They could have made him a han solo type. GOD DAMNIT they whiffed every good idea.

Star Wars ain't Star Wars anymore.

Is there anything in life that is these days though. Everything's gone to shit. Music industry. Movie industry. Food, Travel - remember Concorde? *sigh*

The unfortunate reality about the Last Jedi is that it will be around. Forever. It will never go away. It can never be undone.

Luke's death will forever be stupid and pointless.

Space combat will forever be utterly pointless because you should just warpram into their ships.

Snoke will never be an interesting character.

The force no longer requires any sort of training to use.

abuse the force, luke.

We are regressing... Help me Jordan Peterson, you're my only hope.

Those white guards look scary af

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Yeah, I didn't know I wanted this until now...

Star Wars REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBOOOOOOOT!!!

I say bring DJ back in the next one we find out he was strong with the force all along he walks up to cry baby emo kid cock smacks him to death with the force. The empire now becomes like a huge lust land teridactians banging everything, everyone is happy at first until the demoralization of the Galaxy breads a new form of self righteous Jedi. Call is Jedi reborn or some shit either way don't make kid friendly make it with lots of alien tits.

DJ is actually - could be - an interesting character. There could be some depth there - moral ambiguity. I want to see him return in an expanded role.

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I think it boils down to the fact that Del Toro is a fucking character and a great actor. I feel that John Boyega and Daisy are pretty crap and they seem to be quite dull people IRL. I want someone with an edge to them, depth, grit, balls - I'm talking the actors not the characters.

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