What now?

What now?

Hang out, suck her dick.

post a picture of her and I'll tell you my premium secrets

I dunno? Wait another month before replying

lol I love the no sale on her pretty much throwing herself at your cock. No answer is best answer, gg kid, gg.

Say "ive been good but im starting to chaif on my dick from all the jerking off.. got any solutions?"

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0 to beta in 1 month 60 seconds

have fun failing at life

do you want actual advice or do you want to be an edgelord who doesn't fuck her because you wanted to amuse Sup Forums instead

It’s called a shit test

I want actual advice. I haven’t had sex in 3 years

Women do shit tests. Are you a man or a woman?

>"Do you know the difference between jelly and jam?"
>"ummm i don't think so"
>"I don't want to jelly my dick in you right now."

Tell her your great amd ask her what her new years resolution was

What now? I tell you what now... I'm gonna call two pipe hitting niggas with a blow torch and couple of pliars

Hey, not to be a jerk, but your mom has some nice titties. Like, husband died in 'nam nice.

this... but you have to play it off as a joke

Ask if she likes dead baby or pedo jokes

How’s the wording?

if it was me I would say this sentence:

"Pretty good. We should still get together and say things to each other's faces sometime."

Lol hilarious

Abort. Avoid gay smalltalk and stock questions

boi... you hit her with that garbage line and she responsed and you ghosted her? i hope you're a virgin cause only virgins do that beta shit

Let her think this is just generic banter, then when she inevitably asks if you have any resolutions, say

"I wanna fuck your brains out all year long."

too cliche

"Wanna come and look at my anime collection?"

DO NOT send her any of the retarded sexual lines people are suggesting

I’m going with this boys wish me luck

What now? user you waited a month. She's already had all sorts of tubed meat product down that hallway. You fucked up.

I've been thinking, I really think you're hot and I'll just throw it out there, why don't we hook up and get naughty? You know you want to....

"and maybe I'll cum in your face if you ask nicely ;)"

this is so fucking gay i want to make you suck my dick

sometimesx2?? are you retarded?

haha

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Do it!

wtf ?? no dub gets to pick? fuck outta here u fucking faggot i hope shes baiting you and slips you something and she ends up stealing everything and humiliating you

For fuck's sake, stop being a pussy and escalate. Women like confidence, women like sex. Just hint that you want to hook up and fuck the shit out of her.

"and maybe you'll get something else in your face too ;)"
"what?"
"my poop and cum"

This, OP. Stop being a faggot and act like a man.

just step it up and be confident, tell her you know she wants the same thing as you do, and you will help her lose weight by working out her body fully ;)

ok that's nice

Good response user, how long ago did she write last? Will we get an exciting conclusion to this EPIC saga... tonight perchance?

weak as fuck

Not bad user

Too long sentence, you could drop the faces thing and just say we should meet up, how about on friday

rolling for this bro

All you needed was “I’m good, been really busy over the holidays but it’s back to normal now, we should meet up sometime”

What were you doing for one whole month? You are retarded.

Virgin detected.

In the meantime:

Yeah. And when asks what yours is you say"mine is to hang out with beautiful women this year, are you free friday night?"

should have taken this guy's advice. not every day a chad drops a power play like this for you betas to scrape up

Tell her, "that's ok I have something else you can ride"

DUBS wills it

Bad move OP. You really think this bitch left that chat opened since November?

Dubs. Do it faggot

Gr8 advice dad

"it takes skill to outrun the cops on a moped"

faggot

You are literally a faggot beta cuck.

CHAD
H
A
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Who the fuck asked you you cock sucking asshole slurping little twat badger?

"What? You did not know beforehand that a key was required? Stupid woman, this is why the kitchen is your place."

do it OP

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You legend

Nice

whoever suggested that line has never had sex

Smartest move you made tonight

wew

LEGEND.

ok yeah, let's see how this "edgy alpha" horseshit works out IRL. I WONDER.

shit dude thats fucking smooth.

You just wasted quads you fucking omega queer.

you are all retarded

No responses yet so here’s another one:

Shut the fuck up newfag.

CHECK EM FAGGOTS

Nice quads

And you need more cock in yours.

see

Holy shit trips

Rolling for this

say "Nah, I just need more of your pussy on my dick"

Holy shit dubs

motherfucker

Weak

Damn nice quads fam

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"i've heard bank robbing can be pretty thrilling. you in?"

She'd go for it, she's only slightly attractive.

By fun, do you mean pussy?

Tell shelby you only smile while getting rimjobs.

Abort you’ve already killed by letting her know you’re a depressed cuck

>you need more of me in your life..........

swoosh. please subscribe to my pickup tips

I'll show you fun that'll make you scream and smile.

Most mopeds do not need a key.

Yeah, you're probably right. Can I start with taking you to dinner?

"I don't smile because I got raped as a kid"