Trips decides what i do to my balls

Trips decides what i do to my balls

burn them off

bengay those fuckers

grind them against a cheese grater

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balls to the walls

bee

rollin

Put a nail through them

in a blender

freeze them in block of ice

Stab with a toothpick

Buy a bear trap
Dangle balls in bear trap
????
Profit

Cut off blood flow and left them fall off

chastity cage and give me the key

Roll

Role

Remove them.

A

Where's the timestamp

rubber band them until they turn 50 shades of purple

In the pooper

Shave them.

steak knife straight through both

get

kiss them lovingly

pins in your ballsack

Rub them on all the food in your fridge.

get a needle and pierce through the whole sack

stuff them up your ass for a week

massage them gently

Crush with rock

rollin'

dip them in boiling water

Take them to the ball washer for a professional cleaning.

Dip them in peanut butter and chocolate then have something lick it off

What else? Grab a nut with each hand and rip them off and eat them. Metal as fuck.

grow them

Cut them off with a knife. Or stab them with a cleaver. Your choice OP.

Dip them in soft serve in front of a mcdonalds employee

Rolling for this

Rerollin'

slather them in Icy Hot or a similar product

nail your sac to a table
just sac, right between the ballos

Idk it's going to take forever for someone to roll trips

Cut them off and become a trap

Off by one

Why the fuck would you use a cleaver to stab? That is the only knife you CANT stab with as it has no point. Nigga, you even know what the fuck a cleaver IS?

Icy hot

let a lobster pinch it with claw

Papercut. Take a vid.

force your mom to suck them

Put it in boiling hot water

stab em

Oh fuck off

gently pet them

Tea bag a bowl of boiling water

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Inject vinegar in your left nut

Put them in a vice and tighten until they explode.

Tweeze all the hair. One at a fucking time.

Staple your actual ball

Kek, trolled you. I was only pretending to be retarded :^)

Dangle them out your window

Lick them

stick a needle through them

make your dad suck them

Show them to the closest person

go to the mall and walk around with balls hanging out of shorts

Hire the cheapest rent boy you can to suckle them

D20 Roll

Smack them with a rubber band. Video it.

If I was gonna post fake balls, I'd post prettier ones.

Re roll

make your grandma lick them

Smash them with a hammer

Go to sleep and leave your testicles alone faggot

i dont think you know how trips work

Get an STD

I’ll roll

do nothing to them

Wrap them in a rubber band till they turn blue/purple then stab each with a needle multiple times.

not how trips work retard

Cut them off

CUT THEM OPEN

This

Cut the the skin off

Send a picture of them to your mother with the message "Better than Dad's little pimple balls"

Eat them

Boring

Stick in a jar of pickles. If you do not have a jar handy, go pick one up.

Don't be harsh. They are lovely balls.

Rolling. Plop them in some food from the fridge. Pizza or spaghetti or something

Roll

Hit them with a banana

Paper cut them

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OOOOOOOOOOH

Put them on ice

dip them in boiling water

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video or livestream yourself edging yourself until you almost cum, and as before you do, either cut your balls right off or smash both of them with a hammer.