Trips decides what i do to my balls
Trips decides what i do to my balls
burn them off
bengay those fuckers
grind them against a cheese grater
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balls to the walls
bee
rollin
Put a nail through them
in a blender
freeze them in block of ice
Stab with a toothpick
Buy a bear trap
Dangle balls in bear trap
????
Profit
Cut off blood flow and left them fall off
chastity cage and give me the key
Roll
Role
Remove them.
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Where's the timestamp
rubber band them until they turn 50 shades of purple
In the pooper
Shave them.
steak knife straight through both
get
kiss them lovingly
pins in your ballsack
Rub them on all the food in your fridge.
get a needle and pierce through the whole sack
stuff them up your ass for a week
massage them gently
Crush with rock
rollin'
dip them in boiling water
Take them to the ball washer for a professional cleaning.
Dip them in peanut butter and chocolate then have something lick it off
What else? Grab a nut with each hand and rip them off and eat them. Metal as fuck.
grow them
Cut them off with a knife. Or stab them with a cleaver. Your choice OP.
Dip them in soft serve in front of a mcdonalds employee
Rolling for this
Rerollin'
slather them in Icy Hot or a similar product
nail your sac to a table
just sac, right between the ballos
Idk it's going to take forever for someone to roll trips
Cut them off and become a trap
Off by one
Why the fuck would you use a cleaver to stab? That is the only knife you CANT stab with as it has no point. Nigga, you even know what the fuck a cleaver IS?
Icy hot
let a lobster pinch it with claw
Papercut. Take a vid.
force your mom to suck them
Put it in boiling hot water
stab em
Oh fuck off
gently pet them
Tea bag a bowl of boiling water
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Inject vinegar in your left nut
Put them in a vice and tighten until they explode.
Tweeze all the hair. One at a fucking time.
Staple your actual ball
Kek, trolled you. I was only pretending to be retarded :^)
Dangle them out your window
Lick them
stick a needle through them
make your dad suck them
Show them to the closest person
go to the mall and walk around with balls hanging out of shorts
Hire the cheapest rent boy you can to suckle them
D20 Roll
Smack them with a rubber band. Video it.
If I was gonna post fake balls, I'd post prettier ones.
Re roll
make your grandma lick them
Smash them with a hammer
Go to sleep and leave your testicles alone faggot
i dont think you know how trips work
Get an STD
I’ll roll
do nothing to them
Wrap them in a rubber band till they turn blue/purple then stab each with a needle multiple times.
not how trips work retard
Cut them off
CUT THEM OPEN
This
Cut the the skin off
Send a picture of them to your mother with the message "Better than Dad's little pimple balls"
Eat them
Boring
Stick in a jar of pickles. If you do not have a jar handy, go pick one up.
Don't be harsh. They are lovely balls.
Rolling. Plop them in some food from the fridge. Pizza or spaghetti or something
Roll
Hit them with a banana
Paper cut them
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OOOOOOOOOOH
Put them on ice
dip them in boiling water
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video or livestream yourself edging yourself until you almost cum, and as before you do, either cut your balls right off or smash both of them with a hammer.