True story time:
>Earlier today was at an abortion clinic.
>Book of 'personal stories' in waiting room
>Stuff about coping and all that jive
>One page had only 4 words
Pull Out Game Weak
Whoever you are that wrote that, you are my motherfucking hero today.
Nice, so how was your abortion?
Just dandy so far.
I feel 18 years lighter already.
>2 guys running into my backyard being chased by cops and dogs
>about 5 ft from where I was
>both get tazed and chewed up by dogs
>cops phone goes off
>same ringtone as me
>i compliment the cop on his ringtone
savage
>chasing a couple niggers with the k9s
>run into some guys backyard, right next to the guy
>decide fuck it so me and my partner taze them
>my phone goes off
>get complemented by random fag
You've got a cute cat, OP. Looks like it'd be a bro with you while you play games side by side.
>running from the cops with some guy i was buying drugs from
>we arent going out that easy
>run into some dudes back yard to try to lose them
>run past some fag
>me and my dealer get distracted and end up getting tazed then mauled by fucking german shepards
>cops phone goes off
>the random fuck compliments the cop for some reason
>chasing a couple guys with my owners
>bite the shaking guy
>noise happens
>new human says some shit
>be a random dindu with my boi
>running from the fuckin ops
>hop a fence to try and evade
>see some faggot standing out in his back yard with dogs
>get assaulted by fuckin mutts then tazed
>faggot in blue's phone goes off
>faggot standing out back stutters a compliment to the pig
>out on bail the next day talking about how the man fucked me
Best post in this thread
This post is the best in the thread. Absolutely riveting and life changing put me in the fuckin screenshot.
>be k9 police dog
>masters have me chasing this black guy
>they taze the shit out of him so me and my buddies can get at him
>masters talking black rectangle makes a noise
>some dumbass civilian says it sounds cool or some shit
>go back to mauling black guy
>be me
>chain fence
>all of a sudden get jumped by 4 people and dogs
>ruckus happens
>doesn't matter because I'm cumming from the touches
>chasing some faggot ass drug dealer and one of his junkies
>corner them in some nigger's backyard
>taze the shit out of these dipshits
>sic the dogs on them as they're shaking on the ground
>lmao
>phone rings
>one of the faggots actually compliments me for some reason
>arrest them
>finger their assholes down at the station
good boi
>cop pulls me put of his pocket
>i taze a thug
>that stupid fucking phone goes off
>non target human gives a compliment to that noise making queer
>be me heroin baggie
>about to get shot straight into some junkie
>fuckyeah.gif
>all of a sudden get dropped and stepped on as my dealer and future victim run off
>picked up by some fag in blue and put in another bag
>tfw I will never feel a vein
I spoke to soon. Best post. Put my bing bong in the screenshot.
Sounds like abuse by the cops. If you taze a guy you have to call the dogs off. You can't let them bite a prone person. Also they use none lethal force in instances where little to no force I'd required. They zapped some old lady here because she honked her horn at them. No joke. Fucking pigs
You bing bong is having a bad day.
>be chilling in owners pocket
>another dude in someones pocket shows up
>starts singing song I know
>for some reason owner compliments the other guy’s owner
Did you miss the part where they were black?
>ring
>got taken out of the pocket
>owner gets complimented by other human for me ringing
>be air molecule
>some faggots run through my space moving me
>electricity hits some of my nigs
>floating away from the fuckin genocide
>be compliment
>born into world to the sound of a ring tone.
>see cop dogs mauling black fellas
>this world is a dangerous place.
>be back yard
>bunch of motherfuckers stomp all over me for some reason
>fuck it, sun's shining
>be an grass
>long and unkempt because faggot owner too busy sitting around doing nothing
>suddenly a couple of nigs are dropped on me
>have to serve as their ground while being tazed
There's an abortion clinic on the route I walk my dog in the mornings. Usually the employees see us coming and toss my dog a little bit of meat as a treat, it's always his favorite part of the day.
>be God
>watching my creations fight over everything
>wonder where I went wrong with the first flood so I don't fuck up this time
>be house
>shut happens behind me
>maybe the owners getting fucked in the backyard finally of jacking it on a viatnamese wood carving forum
>there is screaming and buzzing
>oh
sorry to hear it bro
nice dubs, also kudos on free fetus kibble.
The only annoying part is that on occasion my dog will see other dogs and run off to play with them. Normally the owners are super understanding but this one time a cop got pissed at me and my dog and pulled a taser. Luckily his phone started playing that one Linkin Park song and we managed to escape.
>be heroin addict
>yo, where the fuck's my dealer?
>be earth
>wars are happening, im getting polluted like theres no tomorrow, and im losing species everyday
>oh, and a couple nigs got tazed
>lol
Dog man the dubs whisperer
>be hitler
>look down from heaven to see a couple inferiors electrocuted by 21st century technology
>i smile
>be heroin dealer
>cut my shit with fentanyl and baby formula, no shit 1 gram of pure heroin becomes 10 with that trick
>sell to dumb fucks all day they start dying
>get busted and try to run
>dumb fuck runs with me and cops are closing in
>get tazed and bitten
>jail
>some faggot had the audacity to compliment the cop
>going to have them killed later
>be lead singer of Black Veil Brides
>on the toilet, having a particularly hard time
>look out my window after hearing a noise
>some coon getting tazed
>laugh a little bit
>suddenly some weirdo calls out to me
>"h-hey, nice log"
>mfw
Kys
True story time:
>Earlier today was at an abortion clinic
>Book of 'personal stories' in waiting room
>Stuff about coping and all that jive
>One page had only 4 words
THE HOLOCAUST WAS FAKE
Whoever you are that wrote that, you are my motherfucking hero today.
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>be best thread this year
>achieved it all because a couple nogs got tazed