How long has it been?

>How long has it been?
>12 years, 4 months, 8 days, 5 hours and 43 minutes

-or-

>Holy shit how much money is there? There's gotta be 10 thousand dollars there!
>11 thousand, 454 dollars, 83 cents

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>How autistic is this cliche?
>98.42134123431242% autistic

dumb frogposter

>get your x off my y
>get your y out of my x

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>What are the odds of that?
>97134584385.345739 to 1

>question
>cliche answer
>pepe.webm

>ends telephone call
>doesn't say good bye, or "I've gotta go", or otherwise indicate their intention to end the call
this pisses me off every time. i have NEVER met anyone in real life that does this. at this point in my life i think screenwriters are just fucking with us.

name 7.5 movies that does that

It has to be some sort of running joke within the industry.

>there's a *large number* of them and a *small number* of us!
>I like those odds!

>character at home
>checks fridge, out of beer
>"i could really go for a beer right now"
>doorbell rings
>busty blonde holding a six pack of beer
>character says "oh dear lord, thank you"
>laugh track
>busty blonde asks for other character
>"oh, he lives next door"
>blonde leaves, character bemoans his poor luck to laughter

>character gives rousing, epic speech
>other character interrupts to say something has changed
>"or we could go with plan b"

>Post a movie cliché on Sup Forums
>Accompany it with a frog image to express distaste

TARS set meme level to reddit

yeah like the wilhelm scream

More like just leaving out something the average person won't notice to speed up the plot.

>one or two phone conversations in a movie
>doesn't say good bye
>saves 2 seconds or .00598 shekels

the average person does notice, anytime I'm watching a movie with family or friends and that shit happens someone points it out

it sticks out like a sore thumb

>movie trailer with dogs speaking
>who let the dogs out starts playing

Name one trailer where this happens.

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The dogs start talking at the end

Oh for fuck's sake

>It's impossible
>Nothing's impossible if you try hard enough

Pratchett shits on this in Guards, Guards and it's hilarious

that was one of the most memorable scenes from that book. i've been reading them in order and i finished that one and have been waiting to read eric. i've read most of them out of order so i thought i'd try them sequentially

just in case

that's more or less how i read most of the books, but i decided to go the chronological route. that's really the best way to get all the references. but if you're going to skip around then that chart is a godsend

Good thread

I like this cliche

>characters are in a sword fight
>character A chops off character B's arm
>character A says "I am your father"

Everytime

>character starts to play in an Orange plantation with grandson
>has a heart attack and dies

Could it be any more cheesy?

>good guy is defenseless and cornered with no way out
>bad guy says "looks like this is the end for you"
>good guy says "you forgot one thing"
>"what's that?"
>"him"
>side kick is standing behind bad guy and knocks him out when he turns around

oh no! they're eating that couch oh this is such a funny situation XD

>we will never be back in the late 90's era of doggokino

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>there's a *large number* of them and a *small number* of us!
>Well that's hardly fair...for them!