Hey Sup Forums how do I get laid?

Hey Sup Forums how do I get laid?
Pic is me.

its simple....you dont....

or be gay?

land whales or single mums their standards are low.

you cant, you look like an autistic version of mr. potato head.

Land whales reject me though.
That wasn't nice.

>being gay entitles you to sexual activity of some sort

it doesn't work that way

prostitute

I don't have any money for one.

women aren't worth the time
stay in school and get a master's in a STEM field

I am bad at math and science. Not to mention my grades suck to get into college.

then kill yourself, low-effort fagget

You don't have $100 lol

You look like a well-known rapist in my area

I barely have $20. Not everyone is made of money. Plus I still live with my parents and they won't give me money.

Go to a gay bar and find yourself a boyfriend.

be better than shakespeare and throw in a good breath mint before she goes to help herself to real career path..somewhere before prom is easiest, which is like way early for you...go for older chicks for practice if not working by then

Judging from your skin colour, you and some amigos will probably end up raping someone.

this. 1 million times this. if dubs you kill yourself you pathetic piece of human garbage.

reroll

reroll, or just kys.

No shit people aren't made of money faggot. You make it lol you want to get laid? Move out of your parents and get a job you absolute waste of skin.

I am not going to work at a McDonald's to make money dude. I have better things to do.

like what? just end it, you are a worthless ugly looking turd. make yourself useful and livestream it or go on a mass shooting

Right.. like asking people on Sup Forums how to get laid? You probably wouldn't even last working at McDonald's which is the sad thing.

Like what? Did u go to university? Do you have some experience? Or are you going to do the streaming clown(youtuber)?

I'd let you suck my dick

Like not getting laid
> being this autistic
Kek

Mexican Michel cerea

The nerve of this goofy spic to think he's better than working at micky d's.

I haven't even passed highschool yet. I am 19 in the 11th fucking grade. I don't have time to stream because no one will watch me.

Money are made of sacrifices... you need to start somewhere. So McDonald for some time, then you can move to KFC, and so on

So what the fuck do you want? You need to choose now.

Trips of truth

I want to get laid by a hot girl

how big is your cock? porn be it gay/straight/tranny, but mostly gay and tranny are always looking for some new blood.

Checked and truth

it is only 4 inches

You can't, unless you decide to rape some girl. But I guess you have some more important things to do, like setting up your future

Get off here.

Don't mention your autism (or do depending on the whore you might get a sympathy discount) and buy a hooker

hot girls don't invest in average bums dude. if you were good looking maybe, but you look like the average spic male in cali. you don't offer women anything, so why the fuck would any girl give you the time of day?

I always forget that's an option

gay porn or tranny porn are still on the table here, but you ain't gonna be fucking anyone with only 4 inches... you can get fucked, but you ain't fucking nooooooobody with that little vienna sausage.

Lower your expectations... A LOT

They should give me the time of day. I am a nice guy who will treat them better than any other guy out there.
I don't have autism.
I am afraid of prison, so rape is off the table.

This.

Even at the lowest I still get rejected.

This is either top tier bait or you're fucking delusional.

you know what's funny about that? this nigga said the same shit and look what happened.

Look harder user
Or
Try a well lubed log?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I am too poor to buy a gun.
I want to have sex with a girl not a guy.

Go to any bar at last call. Problem solved. And before you say you're too young you don't need to go inside just hang around where everyone is smoking when the night is over and you should find a warm hole there.