This fucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

This fucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

impressive

why dont u go kiss something

Not really.

When was your first kiss?

Like what?

How do I get money to move out of the ghetto?

how the fuck do you NOT kiss someone at least one time

lower your standards you fucking faggot, go out and get the fattest, ugliest bitch you can find and make out with her heated, smelly greasy lips

Sell drugs.

>how the fuck do you NOT kiss someone at least one time

Nobody ever wanted to.

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I bet op looks like a normie

that is much less dignified than dying alone, seriously why would anyone do that

if it makes you want to actually vomit then it's more degrading than dying alone

An ugly normie.

Nah. I bet he looks like a totally average normie. If he had a major obvious defect some girl would have tried to "fix" him by now.

I lose my virginity to a Asian hooker who didn't speak English when I was 18, perhaps you should go that route

OP here. I'm slightly below average but autistic and awkward as fuck.

Selling drugs keeps me in the ghetto dumbass

Buying drugs keeps you in the ghetto.

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Do you have a job?
Pic unrelated.

Minimum wage. Nice pic.

Any single mothers at your work? Kiss them. They want it bad. But you kinda have to care. At first.

No single moms. People are either very young (18/19) or very old.

A very old is fine too.
But seriously, has there been no group "get a drink" episode? Go to it. Talk to one of them. JUST sit and talk. Just be friends. Don't ask her if she is a Jewess or anything.

I work half days in a large supermarket. Most people there are happy when their shift is over and they are out.

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Why are you trying to coach him. He obviously doesn't care that much about getting laid. The interesting part of these threads is how neurotypicals believe you're "suppose" to do things.

OP here. I am grateful for the advice but my job is simply a shitshow in that regard.

Well done, you're on your way to ascension. I threw away my chance

You don't really need advise. Dating is just a numbers game. All you have to do is approach a female (you can even do it on the computer or telephone now instead of face to face) and just ask them "hey bb u want sum fukk" if they say no, do it again with a different one, and repeat until you get some fukk. It's not rocket science.

why not hooker op?

I'm just trying to say be yourself (cliche number whatever) but really. Don't change yourself completely to fit the first girl you find. Don't be a jerk (that's just in general) and listen to her. And fuck her. Try to fuck her good. Tongue is important.

It's you who should be asking, specially to yourself op

>I'm just trying to say be yourself
You're an idiot. I hate to be so blunt but really you have no idea what you're talking about. Nobody in the dating world is just "being themself" they're trying to build up and sell their image to extract the most worth out of it.
I did that be yourself shit for years and nobody wants you for you, they want you for what you can do for them.
When I just started approaching and flat out asking for sex all those years of getting rejected for being myself simply stopped dragging on into more years of that and girls were either interested or not interested. Nobody likes you for you. Most people don't even like themselves.

OP here. Unfortunately, my problem is not that I never approached a women. I am certainly not a social butterfly but eventually (with the help of some alcohol) I always managed to approach women at bars, parties, clubs. The problem was that a never managed to get further. Maybe had half a dozen dates (all from online dating) which fizzled out quite quickly.

where are you from? Would you like to rectify that situation? I reckon I could organise something if youre near enough

You're not going on dates. You're giving them charity and agreeing to take them out pay for all their shit while entertaining them.
Don't ask them out on a date if they're not interested in perusing something sexual. If they shut down advances you made about things turning sexual you're wasting your time going on dates with them.

You wanna link your advice to the guy actually asking for it? I'm not gonna argue with you at all. Some chicks dig some things. Some others.
If you just want sex, it's usually easier. There are apps for that.

I don't know how dating sites work, but have you clicked on another femanon? Same interests, likes, hobbies?

What kind of neurotic fucking weirdo wants a sexless relationship? That's not even a relationship that's a friendship. Sex is an implied part of a relationship. It's how most guys consider bonding emotionally with females. I've had females beta orbit me before and it just turned really ugly and dragged on for far too long because I wasn't interested in a relationship with them if they didn't have sex with me first. Try outs. See if they any good at it.

A fat cock

Don't worry bro you aren't alone.

33 here, kissless virgin.

For the sake of other user, what would you say were the primary controbuting factors to your sexual failure?

You can meet to kiss a fuck b4 becoming a wizard

Germany. Would you organise an orgy for me?

What else should I do then?

I took whatever I could get. Compatibility was optional.

Lack of personality, charisma, charme, humour. I am a dull, boring sperg.

Again, I am not the guy you should be arguing with if you care. I'm just a random. There's an user right up there that wants advice.

Tits or ass

>Dowload tinder
>date a whale
>profit

go to a whore

OP here:

>download Tinder
>categorically swipe right
>get a few unsuccessful dates

The problem with Tinder is that is biased to above average women.

>goes to Bergesonian K. Jewish Public Library
>gets beat up by Donatello "Happenstance Soapdish" Del Cancese

Learn how to talk to/entertain women.

>What else should I do then?
Do what every other guy does. All the flirting and talking and stuff, it's just to turn the conversation sexual. Talk about sex basically. Every other guy is relentlessly trying to fuck her. If she doesn't think you're doing the same she thinks you're a weak faggot. Turn it sexual if she's not into it, go for a different girl. If she's into it, then you can do the date shit but she's going to be expecting you to follow through on it otherwise she'll think you're a faggot and just get another guy or use some beta orbiters to take her out for free entertainment, food, and drinks.
Where was I giving you advice? I disagree with your opinion.

Wut

left hand or right hand?

How and where. I joined drama club for a semester in uni and still cringe thinking of it.

Right

Wait. Did this whole thing come out of a dating site?

make female friendships by looking into your own interests and hobbies and discover which ones are popular mostly with women (at one point I thought I had none; turns out I have several). Book clubs, languages, art come to mind right now, but there are many, many more

Been doing yoga and cooking courses recently. Not to meet women but out of personal interest.

Ignore that loser. Talking to them is all about trying to slip in and steer the conversation to sexual talk or the implication of it. Women will assume since you're a man that's what you're doing no matter how nice or friendly you are without any expectation of sex. They'll just think you're stupid and gay if you don't press the issue because there is an assumption that's what you're doing. I know it sounds like some hyper aggressive type a stuff but be honest because it's sort of what you're doing anyway on some level, even if you're trying to do the get to know you maybe I want to have sex with you eventually kind of thing, you have to understand this from their perspective. You're dealing with an egomaniac that doesn't care about you. They don't want to get to know you they don't care about you, they care about them self and what you can do for them.

Hey, don't call me loser. I came here to learn as well.

:(

They have got to be stopped.

Also, I think you misunderstood me. I agree fully with you in that talking to them has to be about getting into their pants as soon as possible, but I also think that making female friendships helps a lot at learning how women think and feel, the things the like and dislike and how you can use that knowledge to have sex with them.

Cousin and I. Cute. Sexy.

Don't take it personally. Not like I'm much of a winner myself.
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Hows that been working out for you?

Well, I do seem to be finally moving from the, to use that PUA-Internet-whatever jargon, "couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a full pocket" level to the "average frustrated chump" one, so that's really good news for me.

She is my favorite. One of 'em, anyway.

What does that entail?

Why would you be happy about being a chump. People love it when other people are frustrated or unhappy. It's funny to them. It makes their day to see someone else miserable. Women are no different. You're frustrating yourself tip toeing around the subject and failing acting like if it works once you can keep doing it all over again successfully every time after that. It's more like a slot game at a casino. You put a coin in, pull on it and see what comes up. Just assume it's not going to be a win and don't bother getting frustrated about losing. It's not like you're winning anything when you get a gf or laid. Getting laid can have terrible consequences like pregnancy (now you're stuck for years in a relationship with them no matter how much they dislike or resent things about you) or you can get an STD which kills your sexual market value with anyone that doesn't have it.

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