Tfw see Poles trying hard to explain how different they and Germans are when in reality they all look exactly the same

>tfw see Poles trying hard to explain how different they and Germans are when in reality they all look exactly the same

pfff...

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same with japan and korea

hey polaks, you are not Slavs nor Wends but Ger*an lmao

Honestly, Southern Europeans are the only ones with easily defined facial features and that's because of the dark hair and sometimes tanned skin. It's hard to tell most Europeans apart from each other, physical appearance wise.

Same with Japs Koreans and Chinese.

ARR ROOK SAME

I can easily pick out foreigners.

Two weeks ago I saw a game show on tv where you had a group of like 50 Dutch people with 1 Belgian. And a group of 50 Belgians with 1 Dutch person.

And 1 Belgian contestant had to pick out the Dutch person.
And 1 Dutch contestant had to pick out the Belgian.
Without saying a word.

And they both got picked out near instantly.

Sorbs are slavs who live in East Germany.

>German Lip...
What does that even say? It's probably some other slavic group in east germany.

This.

>>tfw see Japanese trying hard to explain how different they and Koreans are when in reality they all look exactly the same

Dutch are famous for having long narrow horse faces.

Those mostly live in the east of the country.

I'm special.

Don't generalize.

>tfw see Japanese trying hard to explain how different they and other asians are when in reality they all look exactly the same

Not really, I can tell Northern/Western Europeans' ethnicity with high accuracy.

If a person you don't know looks...
- Slavic, he would be Russian or Ukraine.
- German, he would be Germanic or British or Polish, Czech.
- good-looking German, he would be Polish or Czech.

Only diffrence is that gemans constantly try to destry europe and poles try to save it. Its like good fight with evil.

Also germs are better at spelling XD

Its not the Pole on the outside that counts. Its the Pole on the inside.

We are talking about physical differences, but you are absolutely right.

I call bullshit

Football, not soccer.

this is true

It's true though. Sometimes it is even very easy, some Dutch (northern part especially) are naturally big (well built) and have fleshy faces. There are other types, sometimes it's harder, but I'd say we know each other quite well.

>some Dutch (northern part especially) are naturally big (well built) and have fleshy faces.

this is an example, you'll have a hard time finding that type here

I think four types of Dutch people can easily be identified.
The horse faces in the east.
The rat faces from cities in Holland (the west).
Swollen rural faces from villages in North Holland (west).
Ugly snob and slightly ginger faces in South Holland (west).
Super blond long faces in the north (sometimes with curly blond hair).

The South has more international faces.

Oh that's five.

>The horse faces in the east.
Gerard Joling (perhaps)
>The rat faces from cities in Holland (the west).
Andre Hazes jr
>Swollen rural faces from villages in North Holland (west).
Kees Tol
>Ugly snob and slightly ginger faces in South Holland (west).
Jort Kelder
>Super blond long faces in the north (sometimes with curly blond hair).
Epke Zonderland

Or this
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>Swollen rural faces from villages in North Holland (west).
Monique Smit
>Super blond long faces in the north (sometimes with curly blond hair).
Ritsje Ristma

>Super blond long faces in the north (sometimes with curly blond hair).

We have some of these Frisian types in our coastal region as well, generally a bit darker haired though

>Ritsje Ristma

this, Frisian posterchild, complete with the early balding tendencies

Guys like this lol.

We have too many of them.

le business man

I can also recognize many Dutch girls by their natural hair color.